There are jokes about study life.

PetroChina ran into the arms of the National Development and Reform Commission (NDRC) in tears and said, "It's all you, it's all you, and you have to raise oil prices. Now everyone is scolding me ... "The ……”NDRC said with grief," Oh, it's all my fault! I will raise the electricity and internet fees tomorrow, so that those who scold you can't afford to open a computer and send Weibo! "

The son said to his father, "I like the beautiful woman across the hall very much!" " "Dad secretly told him," that's your half-sister. You can only be friends. " The son added, "I like the girl next door, too! Dad added, "That's your other half-sister. Don't tell your mother. " The son told his mother these experiences in tears. The mother comforted her son: "You can marry whoever you like. You are not your father's son at all! " "

A woman and a man are walking sweetly. At this time, another woman rushed out and pointed at them and cursed: "heartless, you promised to take care of me for a lifetime!" " The man froze: "I don't know you! ""Then he turned to his girlfriend and explained, "Honey, I really don't know her!" "The girlfriend was silent, and the man panicked and scolded the woman:" You want to be a third party, you want to be crazy! " "The woman looked at the man tearfully and said," You are a third party! " "

Mr. Chen takes his daughter to the shopping center. There were a lot of people, and they got separated. Mr. Chen looked around and was very worried. He heard the broadcast: "Chen XX, your mother is waiting for you at the service desk in 1 building. Please ... "Mr. Chen wondered why the child's name was the same as his own. On the first floor, my daughter is waiting there! Ask her: "Why don't you tell Mr. Chen XX that your daughter is waiting for you on the first floor?" The daughter replied, "I'm afraid the bad guys will hear me and pretend to be my parents and take me away by force ..."