What is the funny script of double cross talk?

Funny crosstalk scripts suitable for students are as follows:

Today we are going to tell you a cross talk.

A: Hey, say a cross talk. (no spirit).

This cross talk is about traffic safety.

A: ok, traffic safety. (no spirit).

B: I said why you are so listless today.

A: Forget it, bad luck!

Tell me about it.

A: Why do you find it so difficult to walk now?

What do you mean?

I arrived at school two days ago. I walk to school by myself, right?

That sounds very fresh. What are you going to do if you don't do it yourself?

I mean I go to school on foot.

B: Oh, you said it was impossible to walk.

As soon as I got out of the neighborhood, I got on the main road.

Wait, why don't you take the sidewalk?

I have to cross the road.

B: Oh, is that the crosswalk in front of your community?

A: No.

It's a path without a crosswalk.

A: Not really. A two-way six-lane road.

Then you are jaywalking! You must take the crosswalk.

Can't we make a detour at the crosswalk? It's too expensive.

Look how lazy he is.

Form of performance

The performance forms of cross talk are mainly divided into four points: speaking, learning, teasing and singing. These four ventriloquism skills all imitate the characteristics of the music art "octagonal drum". As far as its form is concerned, this kind of music is based on singing and speaking first.

Whether studying or singing, it always tells a short story before the topic begins and then enters the topic, so it occupies the word "say". Its "learning" is double learning, called "double spring", and a short paragraph (talking about learning) was used in front of it, focusing on learning.