Tianjin dialect joke

Shrinking the cancer of migrant workers, chopping late, mourning cancer on the road, stopping books, stopping cancer, and quitting books should be zero.

Book meaning to stop cancer, silver police Cha down:

"Scold in the mud?"

"Catch scold? Shrink? The book is back. "

"Mud four hemp book know I'm lying? Do you print? Look, look! " The policeman pointed to the sign "1 10" in the memorial book.

"Seal four?"

"Yin Si."

"Do you mean four things?"

"supreme."

"What do you mean?"

"* * * means instrument."

There is a man who respects sissy. After the bus test (four sounds) (one sound), he took out a thick cotton swab from his bag and wiped his seat. When he added (four tones), he wanted to sit down and die (two) and fart. When a silly man heard this, Le Er had to say, Lend your mother to destroy the old lady.

A beautiful lady took out a tissue from her bag and wiped her seat hard after getting on the bus. When she was about to sit down, she farted. A gentleman next to him listened and joked that the young lady really loves hygiene. After so long, she still wants to blow.