The joke of begging for eggs! ! ! ! ! ! !

The man walked into the grocery store: boss, I want a cow tongue.

Woman: What? What comes out of the cow's mouth is so dirty! Give me a dozen eggs.

In a refrigerator, the egg couldn't bear loneliness and began to talk.

The first egg said to the second egg, "Yeah! Look, the fifth egg has hair! ~ ~ ~ looks so ugly ~ ~ "

The second went on to say to the third, "Look! ! Five eggs have long hair ~ ~ ~ so ugly at a young age ... Ah ... "

The third egg said to the fourth egg, "Look, look! ~ ~ Five eggs have long hair ~ ~ It's really ugly ~ ~ ~ "

Unexpectedly, the fifth egg heard what they said When other eggs looked at him with pitiful eyes, he couldn't bear it. He broke out, and he couldn't help shouting:

"A group of illiterate! ~ ~ ~ I'm kiwi! ! ! ! "

One day, the hen sat contentedly incubating her eggs. Suddenly, an egg jumped out from under the hen's ass.

The hen was startled: "What are you doing? Come back soon! " "

The egg shouted angrily, "You, you fart!" " "

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg;

An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg.

An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg;

An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg;

An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing an inverted (guided) bomb.

An egg ran into someone else's yard and became a bullet in the yard.

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and turned into a green (hydrogen) bomb.

An egg got sick and became a bad guy.

An egg got married and became a married (hybrid) egg.

An egg swam in the river and became a river bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and became a flower egg.

There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues.

One of the eggs is female and ugly. It becomes a dinosaur egg.

One of the eggs is male, and his wife is fooling around with other mothers' eggs. As a result, he became an illegitimate child.