What jokes can you tell for a year and treasure for half a lifetime?

I think it is like this:

Last month, a colleague of the company passed away due to illness, and I used the computer assigned to him by the company. Last night, I was working overtime at the company and my computer broke down. I called my tech colleagues for help. My colleagues said I just need to use QQ to give me the remote control. After a long journey, I got up and went out to fetch water. Unexpectedly, the leader did not leave. He came to my office to find me. Seeing the mouse pointer trembling on my computer screen and opening folders one after another, the leader immediately gave people the illusion that the deceased colleague had "come back".

When I returned to the office, I saw the leaders’ hands trembling and their faces turning pale. The leader is sick today and has not been here for a day. I still wonder if I should tell him the truth. What joke are you going to tell? I have been in the arena for many years, everything depends on me! 08 When I was in love in junior high school, my teacher found out that I called my parents. I just said uncle... Before he finished speaking, his parents slapped him and said angrily: "You kissed my daughter and you dared to call me uncle." I paused and blurted out, "Dad." 09 One day, the little fish saw the big fish. The little fish asked the big fish: Are you happy~~Happy~~Eat~~~What? The big fish said: I like the little fish that talks slowly. ?

Xiaoyu said: Oh, I made soy sauce and purple. What joke are you going to tell? I have been in the arena for many years, everything depends on me! 10. A friend of mine went to eat grilled wings last night. He picked up a bottle of beer and said to the waiter: "Can you believe I can lift the bottle cap with my bare hands?" The waiter shook his head and said he didn't believe it. The friend knocked on the table and said, "Then don't take the screwdriver!" On November 1, a friend and I went to eat kebabs and finished the check. Boss: Exactly 100 yuan. Friend: Can you give me 98 points? Boss: It’s okay. The friend took out a hundred dollars and threw it to the boss: No need to change, just $2.

This is a joke I think I can treasure for half my life.