Write a short paragraph on the pillow.

Dear fans, the military training in the building is back. Now I have been reduced to the darkest one in my family. I don't know how long to cover my face! Military training is too hard and tiring, so I wrote some interesting jokes to give myself back blood when I was studying in school at night. To my delight and excitement, there is a book fan like me in our class. She became my first reader!

By the way, someone is a comment from No.1 Middle School in Linzhang County. Let me find an alumnus.

Here is a little joke. ...

One day, Jiu Feng came back from school and sat glumly in front of the coffee table. ...

Dijun: Why are you unhappy?

Jiu Feng: I will take the final exam tomorrow.

Di Jun: I know.

Jiu Feng: How do you know?

Dijun: Because your master asked me to be the chief examiner and gave me some standard answers.

Jiu Feng: Really?

The emperor nodded his head.

Jiu Feng: So, Di Jun, can you help me drain the water? I will make you a worry-free cake.

Di Jun: Yes, you can. But did I lose some money just because I ate worry-free cake? How about adding a purple potato cake?

Jiu Feng: …

The test results came out a few days later.

Di Jun: How was the exam?

Jiu Feng: I got full marks for your Buddhist question.

Di Jun: Good.

Jiu Feng: But I got a zero in this ancient history exam, and so did many people. Your majesty, your standard answer doesn't match the book at all. Even the master thinks someone else wrote it.

Dijun: I think based on your understanding of me, you should get full marks in ancient history.

Feng Jiu stared at the emperor.

Dijun: But it doesn't matter. Next time you ask Lin Chong to write a standard answer, you will definitely get full marks.

One day, Jiu Feng invited everyone to visit Bihai Cangling, and invited Emperor Donghua as the host to meet the guests at the gate of the Stone Palace.

The emperor saw Yan Chiwu coming. ...

Di Jun: Why are you here?

Xiaoyan: Why can't I come? This is not only your house, but also Xiao Jiu's. Xiao Jiu invited me. By the way, I recently came up with a new swordsmanship. Let's have a game later.

Dijun: No.

Xiaoyan: What, are you afraid?

Emperor: I'm afraid not. just ...

Xiaoyan: Just what?

The emperor smiled. ...

At dinner.

Jiu Feng: Strange, why didn't I see Xiaoyan? He didn't come?

Di Jun: Yes, but he said he was a little embarrassed to eat our meal, so I sent him to the back hill to work.

Jiu Feng: How long will it take?

Dijun: It's been a long time. It will be fine when he clears the mud in the pond, picks ripe apricots and plants hundreds of fragrant saplings.

Jiu Feng: …

Everyone: ...

Everyone's heart: don't come in the future.

Xiaoyan still didn't come back after dinner

Jiu Feng: I will make some cakes for Xiaoyan.

Dijun: I'll go with you.

In the kitchen.

Jiu Feng: Di Jun, what are you doing?

Dijun: I think plum sorbet is better with ginger powder, so I put some.

Jiu Feng: How much did you put in?

Dijun: I put a can when my hand shook like that.

Jiu Feng ...

No choice but to make some other cakes for Yan Chiwu to keep.

Xiaoyan: Donghua, I can have dinner with you after work.

Xiaoyan: I can't believe you didn't even leave me food!

Dijun: Yes, there is a can of plum sorbet with ginger powder on the table.

Xiaoyan: Nothing else?

Dijun: You can also try my sweet and sour fish.

Xiaoyan: ...

Don't ask me where the cake went, ask the emperor's stomach.