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Once upon a time, there was an alien who killed three people, so he wanted to show off to others. When he met a farmer, he made a sign of three to the farmer, and the farmer made a sign of five. , the alien made the eight sign again, and the farmer made the "you are awesome" sign (compared to hand gestures, the combination of movement and stillness is funniest)

(Here comes the point...)< /p>

The farmer returned home and said to his family, I met a very smart alien today. He compared three and I compared five. I asked him how much 3+5 =, and he said it was equal to eight. Praise her for being awesome

The alien returned home and said to his family, I met a very strange farmer today. I said I killed three people, but he said I killed five people. I said I was shot to death with a gun, but he said I was shot to death with my thumb

II.,

One day I was taking a biology test, and one of the questions was about looking at the legs of a bird. Guess the name of the bird. A certain student really didn't understand and angrily tore up the paper and prepared to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him: "Which class are you in and what is your name?" A certain student lifted up his trouser legs and said: "Guess, guess."?

3.

One day, a mental patient pointed a gun at the doctor and said: "If you don't want to die, you have to answer me a question, are you willing?"

The doctor nodded hurriedly

The neurotic asked: "1+1=how many" and the doctor said: "2"

The neurotic shot the doctor dead and then said: "You know too much"

IV.,

The doctor asked the patient how he had broken the bone. He replied: I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes against the telephone pole. I shook and shook.... ..Someone thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks. ?

Five,,

A, B. C took a plane to Hainan, but the plane had an accident on the way. He had to leave something behind. A dropped a bag of rice, B dropped a knife, and C dropped a grenade. When they arrived in Hainan, they each went to find their own things< /p>

A went to find his rice, saw a child laughing, and asked the child why he was laughing... The child said: Maybe God thought our family was poor, so a bag of rice fell from the sky, and A left.

B came again and saw a child crying. He asked the child why he was crying. The child said: A knife fell from the sky and chopped my father to death. B left

C came again and saw a child laughing. He asked the child why he was laughing and said: My dad farted just now and blew up the bridge (hahaha...)

Above This is the funniest joke I have collected. The poster wants it from me. I typed it word by word. It was so hard to say...