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The road of Douluo Mainland

Author: Moon s

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Update date: 212-1-7 23:13:41 Words: 333. I'm here to improve my composition this time. I hope you can take a look at my writing and give me some advice. I'm not old yet. Maybe, under your guidance, there will be another platinum writer in the future. Ha ha. The holiday is coming, little brother. I can't type fast. It may be slow to update during the holiday. Please support me. In a couple of days, the text will be published. Now, let's watch a joke: bachelors are all potential stocks, and they start to decline as soon as they get married. Even if they used to be bachelors, they are now junk stocks. Women are savvy retail investors. Finding a husband is like investing in stocks. Once he loses his income, he may wish to consider asset restructuring. 2. When I was a child, "China" was a tube of white toothpaste. I am here, and my smile is there; School, "China" is a thin pencil. I am at this end and the examination paper is at that end; Work, "China" is a red cigarette. I am at this end and the leader is at that end; Married, "Zhonghua" is a car bought with a loan. I am here, and the road to struggle is still there ... 3. The secret ball of success says: Be smooth; Drum said: the skin should be thick and the sound should be loud; The snake said: be good at exploiting loopholes; Suona said: it is better to work hard than to blow hard; Fujita said: finding a good backer can save a lot of effort; The camera said: you must dare to shoot, can shoot and shoot; The rubber band says: be flexible and flexible; The lottery said: you have to be lucky; The red envelope said meaningfully: the key is to be willing! 4. The highest state of boredom: (1) Count your hair in front of the mirror; (2) grow a beard with a razor; (3) Chat with mosquitoes sucking your blood; (4) Look at the stain on the ceiling and think of it as a landscape painting; (5) For newspapers n years ago ...