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So clever Xu You, why did he get drunk and talk nonsense at last, which led to his head being killed? I think the story about Xu You in Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a bit hasty.

Xu You is a tragic figure in The Romance of Three Kingdoms. The character was frustrated at first, and finally got a job under Yuan Shao, but later he jumped ship and went to Cao Cao. Supposedly, he was a very clever man, but he was killed in the chaos. Some people commented on Xu You, saying that he was greedy but unwise. This is to the point. Such people are greedy with a little power and proud with a little credit. In other words, in layman's terms, such people will shine with a little sunshine, lay eggs with a broken basket and sweat with a broken coat. Even if he has a doctorate and becomes a doctoral supervisor, he won't make much progress. The book explains that Xu You and Cao Cao are old acquaintances. It seems that the relationship is unusual. If so, why didn't he go to work in Cao Cao's company at first, but came to Yuan Shao? There should be two possibilities. First, Yuan Shao is well paid by this company. For example, housing, such as bonuses at the end of the year, such as arranging overseas study tours, are definitely more affordable than Cao Cao's generous benefits. Otherwise, Xu You, a wise man, would have defected to Cao Cao, and man struggles upwards. His feet are getting longer and longer. When will he stop running away? He will never die in Yuan Shao's place. Second, Yuan Shao valued him. Intellectuals have a little self-esteem, which makes people respect them. They can always sway in front of the top leaders, and they feel tall. It's beautiful. Why did Yuan Shao reuse him? Here is a piece of evidence. From the beginning, Yuan Shao hesitated whether to go to war with Cao Cao. It was also for this matter that his staff members quarreled. Tian Feng, Shen Pei, Giant Hand and Guo Tu all held their own opinions, and they all turned red and thick-necked, and no one could agree with each other. Yuan Shao must be too noisy. Just then, Xu You and Chen Xun came back from a business trip. Yuan Shao quickly asked them, "Mr. Xu, Mr. Xun, what should we do about this?" They can't agree. You two give me an idea. "Xu You said," boss yuan, this is obvious. First, we are outnumbered, and Cao can't beat us. Second, Cao Cao is a thief in China. If you hit him, the media must be on your side. "hit." Chen Xun also said: "Boss Yuan, Mr. Xu is right, and I agree." Yuan Shao is happy. "Well, I'll listen to you two." From this, we can know Xu You's position in front of Yuan Shao. However, such people have to admire. When people talk, dog meat can't be served on the table. A few days later, he turned against Yuan Shao. Why? He gives advice. What's wrong with giving advice? Something happened here. Wu Chao is a delicious place for Yuan Shaotun. In fact, ancient armies often fought for supplies (food and grass). This place is very important, of course, but Yuan Shao unknown so sent a Chunyu Qiong who can drink and has a bad temper to guard it. I wonder if this will delay things. In fact, if Xu You hadn't defected immediately, maybe he wouldn't have been delayed. Cao Cao doesn't know the situation here. Why did Xu You defect? It's also urgent. Xu You's men arrested the emissary sent by Cao Cao. First of all, Xu You learned that Cao Cao was about to run out of grain, which was a great event. If the grain and grass are broken, Cao Cao is sure to fail. Xu You is busy giving advice to Yuan Shao. He saw that it was time to make contributions to Yuan Shao. Smart guy! Know when to please the leader. He went directly into Boss Yuan's office. As soon as they met, they said, "Boss Yuan, I got a top secret message. Now Cao Cao's grain and grass have been cut off. Boss Yuan, if you attack Xudu now, that is, copying Cao Cao's posterior route, Cao Cao will definitely be finished. You must listen to me this time. " It's supposed to be a good word, but more importantly, it's not time to catch up. Yuan Shaozheng is angry. What are you angry about? In Jizhou area, Xu You's son and nephew, Xu You, took advantage of Xu You's influence and accepted bribes. They were arrested by Shen Pei, who was being interrogated, and all the confessions came out. Yuan Shao doesn't have to be angry, but Xu You doesn't know that his son and nephew have made a fortune. Yuan Shao said, "Xu You, you came at the right time. I'm looking for you. Don't talk about Cao Cao. Let me ask you something. What about your nephew's son's corruption and bribery? To be clear, does this matter have anything to do with you? " Xu You must have received it. Yes, how did Boss Yuan know? By the way, that bastard Shen Pei must have tipped him off. Xu You's joy just now must have been swept away. Can he make it clear? He had to shield his son and nephew. He definitely said, "Boss Yuan, first of all, I don't know about it. Second, it is not necessarily true. My son and nephew, I know, they would never do such a thing. Shen Pei must have planted them ... "But Yuan Shao quit. "Okay, okay, they have confessed, people. For the sake of years of friendship between you and me, I won't kill you first, so get the fuck out of here. I don't want to see you again. " That's what happened. The relationship between Xu You and Yuan Shao is over. Yes, a senior cadre can't control his relatives. They are corrupt. Don't you have any responsibility for Xu You? Oh, at ordinary times, you always say something grandiose, such as fighting corruption, advocating honesty, setting an example and strict discipline, but this time it's your turn, and everyone looks at your surname Xu. What should I do? If we analyze it this way, then Yuan Shao is giving Xu You a chance. Yes, everything came out. I'll see how you handle it. Yes, if Yuan Shao really despises Xu You, he won't simply kick him out. He must say, "Somebody, help me lock Xu You up and try him to see if he is involved in corruption?" Writing here, I have to say that Xu You is a confused person. Can you still play dumb after this? Even if you don't put your family first, you have to find boss Yuan to admit your mistake. Although the responsibility is not yours, you should bear the responsibility of lax discipline. You said you didn't know anything. Is this possible? Nobody believes it! Oh, you think you can fool this matter by grasping a "tongue", getting the information and giving boss Yuan an idea? What are you thinking about? So many people are staring. Can boss yuan not be angry? Xu You doesn't think so. He also fell in love with Shen Pei, which is even more wrong. Shen Pei is a nobody, but there is nothing wrong with judging your child's criminal facts.

Throughout the book, Shen Pei is a decent person. In the end, he did not defect and was killed by Cao Cao. As a result, Xu You ran away. It is said that he pretended to commit suicide before he escaped and was caught by his men. Alas, even if we delay him, he won't commit suicide. He's just looking for a step. All right! All right! Boss yuan doesn't need me. I'm going to find Cao Cao. Writing here, we can see that some intellectuals have problems. A little unhappy, they will immediately rebel. You must not expect them to have any political stance, even if they usually talk a lot about everything, understand all theories and profound knowledge. In fact, if they are a little unhappy, they will treat the work or career they have dedicated themselves to as fart. Of course, not all intellectuals are like Xu You. They looked at Jushou and Shen Pei and didn't bow to Cao Cao until they died. Although they also have problems of one kind or another, they are different from this guy Xu You in personality. Xu You is not a decent person. Talking, Xu You went to Cao Cao's residence. Of course, you have to tell Boss Yuan about the grain depot first. You traitor, you have to be talented. Then, he offered a plan to Cao Cao, who wanted him to burn the nest. Actually, this plan is a bit redundant. The important thing is that you told Cao Cao the information of the lair, just like you caught a fish and gave it to someone else. As for whether people braise in soy sauce or stew, that's their business. Do you still use your advice? Cao Cao was happy. "All right! Lao Xu, you have done me a big favor. I'm worried. Okay, I'll listen to you. I attacked the nest. " In fact, this is an example of Cao Cao giving Xu You face or fish. How does Cao eat it? Do you still need to teach me? Why do people listen to you? Just satisfy your vanity! Cao Cao immediately sent troops to attack the Wu Dynasty and set fire to Yuan Shao's provisions. Yuan Shao, this is doomed to failure. On the other hand, Yuan Shao is also careless. Xu You has been with you for many years. Don't you know what's wrong with this man? Can you get him to provide such important information? Boss yuan is really timid. Even the criminal facts of his son's nephew have nothing to do with him, but you have to "double check" Xu You before you can find out. At least he is suspected of not reporting it. But Yuan Shao just let Xu You get away. After Xu You arrived at Cao Cao, a * * * gave Cao Cao two plans, in addition to the above plan of burning nests, there is also a plan of flooding Jizhou. In fact, this is also the face that Cao Cao gave Xu You. Cao Cao had already had the experience of drowning before. Do you still need to teach him? Is this too naive? However, Xu You is shameless. After Jizhou fell, Cao Cao entered the city, and Xu You also boasted, "What's the matter, A Xin, you can't enter the city without me, can you?" Or am I responsible? "Cao Cao just smiled without a word, and Cao Cao's people were angry. Yes, where did the child come from? what's up At this point, careful readers already know that Xu You will have a catastrophe. Yes, how can there be such a crazy thing in the world? First of all, who doesn't know the tactics of setting fire or releasing water? Is it your turn to take credit for Xu? Cao Cao is being polite to you. are you sure you meant it? Isn't that stupid? Secondly, why do you call people "?" That's the leader's nickname. Did you call it? How dare you speak? Think of something contemporary. A city leader just took office and wanted to inspect a factory. The city leader used to work in this factory, and many people know him. Before, the factory leaders rushed to get some employees who knew the city leaders. The factory leaders told them that after the city leaders came, they would probably talk to you. Everyone should be polite and lead. When someone comes, he can say anything himself. Don't talk nonsense. The city leaders came and had a discussion with the workers in the workshop. The city leader said how difficult the conditions were when he worked in this factory, how he struggled and how much the masters loved him. The city leaders themselves said they were full of enthusiasm. Many workers familiar with him smiled politely, and they really said, "Yes, when the leader is in the factory, he behaves differently." Even sweeter, he said, "Oh, the leader is very capable and helpful in the factory. When our family is in trouble, the leader always helps me with money. " Hearing this, the leader waved his hand again and again. "Oh, I forgot all about the past, so don't mention it again." Actually, this kind of thing is simple. If the leader revisits the old place, there will be some regrets. Just serve something delicious. That's right! But there are also those who don't have eyes. They dare to climb up with a ladder. A guy squeezed in and his name was about to be mentioned. Let's just call him Xu. He's still yelling, "Who's here? All right, get out of the way Get out of the way. I have to go in and have a look. Hey, hey, it's you. Oh, your boy is the leader, okay! I have to ask you for help in the future. What, you don't know me? Hey, your nickname is Ergouzi. How can you not know me? " When the leader turns red, he will be a little embarrassed for a while, but he has to be polite. "Oh, I can't think of it at the moment." In fact, the leaders are already bored, but Xu Er-you is not available. "Oh, your boy really has no memory. Why don't you remember me? Think again! Think about it! " The leader was a little annoyed, but his face was still calm. "Sorry, I really can't remember." Ok, how about we go to other workshops? "Supposedly, by this time, Xu, who didn't know the inside story, should understand, but he just didn't understand and made friends with the leader's ass." Oh, why don't you two dogs remember me? Look at your dog's memory. If we hadn't trained you in those years, you wouldn't be here today ... "The leader suddenly turned around and frowned and said," What's wrong with you? I am visiting the workshop. Talk about it when you have something to say. "Factory leaders are also very angry. This is not a mess. A wink, a few cadres came along, they pushed this short-sighted Xu Er togeher aside. Think about it. What's it called? Did you call the nickname of the municipal party Committee leader? Later, someone analyzed this matter, perhaps just to show off how close he was to the leader. But it's over. If you don't show off well, the factory leaders are also very angry with him.

Fortunately, after some days, Xu was laid off. Some people even laughed at him. "Oh, how did you get laid off? Aren't you old friends of the city leaders? Didn't you also cultivate others? " Xu Yule said with a bitter face, "Yes, of course I trained him. But he is ungrateful! " In fact, there is nothing wrong with the city leaders here, and all the mistakes are on Xu. What makes you? Find someone to lead the puppy? Who do you think you are? You train people, too Do you still feel that you have helped others a lot? Maybe you did help. But does that count? Xu You made such a mistake. He felt that he had made great efforts for Cao Cao, and Cao Cao even owed him. Cao Cao smiled, which was very interesting. He just laughed at Xu You's ignorance and ignorance. If you are smarter, you should understand that at least you should learn something from Cao Cao's smile. However, Xu You is so brainless that he thinks that Cao Cao likes him. Keep trying. When he saw that Xu Qi had entered the city, he was also his best friend. "General Xu, if I don't have permission, you can't enter the city at all." What is Xu's temper? He is very angry now. "What are you talking about? Go away. " Xu You also went on to say, "Oh, Xu Wei, what do you know? Without me, you stupid soldiers can't enter the city now. Forget it, because we are both surnamed Xu, I won't argue with you. " Xu Kun got even angrier and was scolded. "Mama of, our name is xu is not as shameless as you. I will clear the door for our Lao Xu family first! " Well, when the knife fell, Xu You was "clicked". After studying here, some people speculated that Xu Hao had long been instructed by Cao Cao. He must have said, "This boy Xu Hao is so worthless. You find a chance to clean him up for me." Maybe Cao Cao didn't need to make it clear at all. Nunu mouth, Xu Kun knows what to do. This is not a wild guess. I think so, too. At least Cao Cao has this meaning, which implies something. Otherwise, Xu Kun will not be able to kill the civilians around Cao Cao. Oh, colleagues who work together and kill each other at every turn? That's all messed up! After the incident, Cao Cao criticized Xu Qi and said, "Oh, General Xu, how can you kill people casually?" If Mr Xu has any problems, you shouldn't kill him. "Xu Youde said," team leader cao, this is so irritating. He can insult me, but he cannot insult my dignity. I didn't mean to. I didn't see it at once and really killed him. " Cao Cao had to sigh: "forget it, I know you didn't mean it." Forget it, bury Mr. Xu. " (According to the book, Cao Cao "deeply blamed Xu Qi and reburied Xu You") Cao Cao was just putting on airs. Cao Cao is probably tired of such things as Xu You. Since ancient times, there has never been a shortage of greedy intellectuals like Xu You (are there many today? I didn't count it). Such people are scum of intellectuals. This kind of person, no matter how good others are to him, he forgets it cleanly. But if he does something good, he must always talk about it. For example, he once gave you a bite of pickles, and he dared to say that he gave you a bunch of ginseng. Yuan Shao is not bad to Xu You. His son's nephew took bribes, and Yuan Shao didn't implicate him, but he didn't know how grateful he was. He also sold Lombardi once. Cao Cao is very kind to him. Even if he speaks, he dares to put all the fruits of victory on his head. If Cao Cao set up a branch, he would dare to ask Cao Cao for 5 1% performance shares. If Cao Cao doesn't give it to him, he will dare to call Cao Boss ungrateful and heartless all over the world. You'd better stay away from such people.