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What weird aunties have you seen at the gym?
It’s simply not too much! One time I was practicing Sanda kicking (sandbag kicking) with a personal trainer. The coach was timing me and I was kicking for 3 minutes. At this time, an aunt was chatting with the coach. Suddenly she pointed at me and said to the coach: Look at her. Kicks are so slow and useless. Shouldn't kicking be done as fast as possible? The coach was a little embarrassed and said that she had just learned it, so that was fine and she should take her time. The aunt said reluctantly: She is so useless, so slow, and she is still young. I am better than her. I stopped and said to the aunt: Auntie, since you are so powerful, why don't you come and kick me twice to show me? Just in time for me to study. She didn't seem to expect that I would say this. She blushed a little and said with a thick neck: I have a pain in my back today, why should I kick it? In fact, when I took the belly dance class later, I saw her twisting her waist more than anyone else. Is this still called back pain? I was also drunk. Auntie was like a group of god-like beings in the gym! What's even weirder is that every day when I go to the dressing room, I can see those naked ladies coming out of the bathroom and standing there chatting and admiring each other's bodies. In short, the scene is so beautiful and so refreshing. . . I had just finished hot yoga that day and entered the locker room when I saw a naked aunt (55-60 by visual inspection) holding several bottles of essential oils in her hand to sell them to everyone. In short, various effects are good, including weight loss and beauty. , the sky is full of excitement. Her daughter’s store sells it at a friendly price of 288 yuan, 99 yuan a bottle, and it’s just a coincidence that she’s in a gym. Then I asked the host who was changing clothes if he wanted anything. I smiled and declined, saying thank you. The aunt's face immediately changed, and she said harshly: You are so fat and don't use it. If you don't use it anymore, it will be hopeless. If you have money to go to the gym, can't you still afford this bottle of essential oil? I'm doing this for your own good. Then several naked aunts nearby also came over to help. Anyway, they were all so fat that they couldn't bear to buy anything. I was so angry that I had no choice but to deal with the large number of them, so I had to change my clothes and leave silently... These aunts can be regarded as the weirdest among the weird!
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