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I went back to the Tang Dynasty and became a Xu.
Author: Tang Ju
chapter one
Updated on May 5, 2009 18: 5 1: 52 words: 3256.
When Zhao Xue woke up, he found a piece of black paper around him. He couldn't reach his fingers. He was anxious and afraid, and unconsciously groped around. In his panic, he touched a soft thing around him, followed by a deep and feminine modern melody. Zhao Xue's heart moved. Obviously, there is a living thing around him.
Moreover, judging from the voice just now, it seems to be a woman's voice. He is thinking to himself now: Where am I? Eighteen layers of hell? No, no, there's something alive here ... How can I sleep with a woman? Gee, that's a bed down there, isn't it? A little soft. Am I married? Joke, urging the judge to say that I work on the 0/6th floor of Hell/Kloc, and try to save a large sum of money so that I can be reincarnated and returned to the world. Could it be that I was reborn as a flying dragon?
Zhao Xue's thoughts became more and more confused and he began to scratch his head. He accidentally pressed his hand on something around him. Just now, he heard a "grace" coming from a mouth that seemed to be a woman, which made people fascinated. However, Xue Shao has no time to feel everything here. He was startled and immediately held his breath. The atmosphere didn't dare to breathe, for fear of waking the living creature.
In this way, he has a better tolerance for the dark.
Fortunately, the darkness gradually faded its coat, and there were scattered lights around it. This scene is a bit like the most normal alternation of day and night in nature, so he has mixed feelings in his heart. It seems that he did come back. Great, the death penalty judge didn't break his word. Thank god, my flying dragon has been reborn! By the way, I was there ... because the light was not bright enough, the only thing I could recognize was a human figure protruding from my right. Now I can confirm that it is a woman.
Zhao Xue patted him on the head and pinched his cheek. It seems that this is not an illusion.
"woman, woman ...
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