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Tell a few cold jokes

There is a male deer, walking faster and faster, and finally becomes a road (deer) ~! ! ! !

A penguin was bored, so he pulled out his own hair to kill time, and finally pulled out the last hair. Then it suddenly said, Oh, it's so cold.

Two bananas are walking in the street in tandem. The first one suddenly said, it's too hot, I'm going to take off my coat, and then the last one slipped.

Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek club whose leader had not been found.

A group of vampire bats were so hungry that they ran into each other in a cave. At this time, a bat came back with a mouthful of blood. All bats asked enviously, "Where did you find the blood?" Then the bat took them to a big tree and asked, "See?" The bat said, "Yes." The bat said, "Damn it. I didn't see it just now ! ! "Modify the answer.