Humorous short story "Lazy Man Pees"

Once upon a time, there was a lazy man who was too lazy to be surprised.

One day, it was going to rain, and he was walking on the road outside the village. Suddenly, I felt my bladder swell and I wanted to pee. Just then, the sky thundered, dark clouds rolled and a heavy rain was coming.

No, if you don't take rain gear, you will get wet in the rain. Might as well pee in your crotch to save your pants. Lazy people think so.

So he peed in his pants. Who knows, the sky thundered and it didn't rain, and the dark clouds were blown away by the wind. On the way back, the lazy man was afraid of being laughed at, so he said to everyone, "It's raining outside the village, and my pants are wet." Others sarcastically said, "Does the rain come from your crotch?" ? Why else isn't your coat wet? "

The lazy man was tongue-tied and flushed.

Humorous short story "Lazy Man Pees"