Tell me a joke?

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese were walking in the desert. As they walked, they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man floated out. The man said: "I It's a god, I can grant each of you three wishes!"

The Americans were the first to say, "My first wish is for a lot of money." The god said, "This is simple. Satisfy you! Tell me about the second wish. "The American said: "I want a lot of money!" After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Bring me home. "The fairy said, "No problem." So the Americans returned to the United States with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy gave him the beautiful woman. The Frenchman said again: "I also want a beautiful woman!" The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The French finally said: "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the French back to China, he asked the Chinese what they wanted.

The Chinese said: "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The god gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. The Chinese said: "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The god asked him what his third wish was. The Chinese said: "I miss the French and Americans very much. Please bring them back."

The French and Americans were extremely popular, but they had no choice but to continue walking.

While walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the stopper, another person came out. The person said: "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic power is not as strong as his, so I can only satisfy each of you." "My two wishes."

The French and Americans agreed that it would be better to let the Chinese speak first, lest they come back later. So the Chinese said: "Then let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The god fulfilled his wish. The French and Americans urged the Chinese to express their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, the Chinese said to the gods calmly: "Okay, it's okay, you can go."

An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and will not eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get a blow, you can have one wish come true."

The Americans were the first to suffer. He said: "Before I hit the board, put a cushion on my butt." After putting it on, the boards fell like raindrops. At first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the beating... , the United States walked away touching its butt.

After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3...100 beatings, the Japanese stood up, patted their butts, and said it was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese show.

The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my bed."...