A joke about finding private money

Most men who hide private money have a heart of love and fear for their wives.

Speaking of private money, men are both a little lucky and a little proud. Where and how to hide it seems to be their tacit secret. But at the moment when every private money was suddenly discovered by his wife, it was a bit ridiculous.

That day, Master Lin and his wife drove to work. Halfway through the song, his wife suddenly said, let's listen to another dish. Master Miaolin, who was driving seriously at that time, didn't think much. He glanced at the place where the CD was placed above the seat and casually replied-here, please help yourself. Almost at the same time, he regretted it.

Then, I watched helplessly as his wife raised her hand to turn over those discs. After a while, I was shocked-alas, there is money in it! Of course, the ending can be imagined. Master Lin showed the same puzzled expression. When his wife asked if the money was yours, she shook her head and showed an innocent expression. Then, then, the money was confiscated. It is said that it is confiscated, but the real situation is just to add bricks to the wife's shopping money.

Xiao Wang's situation is similar to that of Master Lin. That weekend, he worked overtime at home, and when he saw his wife playing the glory of the king on the sofa, he shouted angrily-don't always care about playing games. It's such a fine day today, so I'd better wash the sheets. Hearing the criticism, the wife naturally felt unhappy, threw away her mobile phone and went to the bedroom. At this time, Xiao Wang suddenly realized that dark calling was not good.

He rushed into the bedroom as quickly as possible and sat down on the bed before his wife opened the sheets. "I thought about it. You are tired from playing games. You go to rest and I'll wash it myself. " My wife's stubbornness has also come up. "You go to work, I'll wash it!" ""I wash. " Xiao Wang insisted. His abnormality naturally did not escape the woman's sixth sense, and his wife helped him up. "get up! ""Sure enough, as soon as the sheets were opened, the glistening banknotes inside were completely exposed. Hehehe, something really happened. The final result, of course, is total confiscation.

In the matter of private money, men are almost fighting wits and are happy. In fact, most smart women turn a blind eye to this matter. We can think from another angle. Why do men give money to women? Including the discovered private money, what can a woman do if he insists on not giving it?

Fight? Can't beat it. Quarrel? In the end, both sides lost, and no one was happy. In the end, what hurts the most is the relationship between two people and the quality of married life.

Therefore, men make concessions in this respect and don't want to split their relationship and affect their quality of life because of this incident. I think he gave in, at least in part because he loved his wife and family. Therefore, a man who hides private money has this family in his heart and loves his wife. Otherwise, with his physical strength, how can a woman be his opponent?

Since he has feelings, why should women be meaningless? Men have excellent faces. A man without money can't go out. Giving his man face is also safeguarding his dignity, because from the moment he gets married, you are a community of interests. It is true that some women attach great importance to money, fearing that men will squander it and go to some romantic occasions. But have you ever thought that a man who likes that kind of occasion naturally can't go with your eyes on money? It's not without examples that you are in a hurry and may even risk looking for money. A smart woman will not be stingy with her private money, and give him a fixed monthly expenditure to make him live comfortably and decently.

When you occasionally find private money, you can take the initiative to give it away and not take it for yourself, because at that moment, when you handed it to him with a smile, you sparkled in his eyes. You don't take advantage of the moment when you appreciate your man, but you have to hate it! To be a smart woman, we should start by putting down a man's private money.