Who is a bit of a joker? ..

1: There is a male deer. It walked faster and faster, and finally became a highway (deer) ~! ! ! !

There is a matchstick. I suddenly felt itchy when I was walking, so I scratched and caught fire with too much force. ......

Go to the hospital for emergency treatment, and when you come out, you will become a cotton swab. ...

Two bananas are walking in the street in tandem. The first one suddenly said, it's too hot, I'm going to take off my coat, and then the last one slipped.

4: Xiaobai+Xiaobai =?

Answer: Little White Rabbit Xiaobaier

5: There is an old family selling "Forget the Year Water" drinks. What's his name?

The answer is "Aha". Aha ~ give me a cup of forgetful water.

6. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

7: One day mung bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and turned into red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

9: A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet in the street. Why don't they say hello? (assuming they can talk)

because ....................

because ........................

Because they are strangers ~ ~!