Funny sentences about exams. The exam must pass funny sentences.

First, primary school courses are expensive, junior high school courses are expensive, high school courses are expensive, and college courses are expensive.

Second, review = fail, fail = fail, review+fail = fail+fail, extract common factor formula (+fail) review = (+fail), and divide by (+fail) at the same time, review = fail.

Third, people who are good at asking questions are rich in knowledge.

4. Every time the teacher says: Please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform. I just want to stand on the podium.

5. Ask for a big hug on a small mushroom that is sad because it didn't do well in the exam and has ugly selfies to comfort my injured little heart.

Six, the river of life is very broad, please pick up the paddle of hope and row to the dream you pursue; The river of life is far-reaching, please raise the sail of struggle and sail for the paradise of desire; May your career go further and further!

Seven, in this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the examination range is wider than the sky!

Eight, don't take so many exams. You'll get burnt if you bake it.

Nine, the final exam is ok.

Ten, study hard, make progress every day, under the age of eighteen, do not engage in objects.

Student: Teacher, you are so beautiful today. Teacher: Thank you. Student: You're welcome. I lied to you.

The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

Thirteen, just excited about the exam, I wrote the exam number as QQ number.

No matter how brilliant the sun is, it can't eliminate the shadow, and no matter how perfect life is, it can't be flawless. Let's learn to walk with pain and pursue happiness.

I believe I have a bright future.

I did badly in the exam. So where I answered the big question, I reasonably analyzed why I didn't do well in the exam, because you didn't do well in the exam. So the boss gave me a high score helplessly. Boss, you are very reliable!

17. It's not bad that Charles de Gaulle came to power. He likes to be at odds with Britain and the United States.

Please don't call me by my name during the final exam week. Please call me Guo Er!

19. Everything in the mid-term exam is * * *! ! !

Twenty, study and study, why do you still take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

Twenty-one, some people test strength, some people test vision, and I test imagination.

After studying hard for 22 years, I once embarked on the road of college entrance examination; Mentality is the key to the exam, so you should answer the questions carefully. Easy to deal with, you answered all the questions correctly; I wish you good results in the exam!

Twenty-three, the most collapse of the exam is to see a question, vaguely remember what the teacher said, but clearly remember that I didn't listen.

I am calm on the surface, but my heart is pounding like a rabbit. I wasted about 10 minutes trying to find out the requirements of Chu's composition. There are only a few hours left. My test paper is still blank.

Twenty-five, I want to hide my strength in this exam, but when I finished the exam, I immediately found that I was hiding too deeply.

Twenty-six, during the exam, Xueba said: I went to the exam! Scum said: I'll go! The exam is over! !

Twenty-seven, the nature of the exam is the same as that of the third grade, aiming at destroying family harmony.

Twenty-eight, the wind blows, it is easy to catch cold.

29. Shit, there's another exam. Why does time pass so quickly?

30. Look, or don't look, the score is there, neither increasing nor decreasing. Whether you open the book or not, you have a gentle attitude. You have failed, or failed, and your fate is there, neither sad nor happy. Let me memorize these questions, or let them live in my mind. Silence, calm, silence, happiness.

The student said: the mid-term exam is very important. However, when it came down, I decided to hide my strength.

Thirty-two, when I was in the examination room, I collapsed. I cried when I saw the newspaper. I didn't take the test on my back.

33. We have so few tree resources in China because there are too many test papers. No business, no killing!

If I pass the exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.

Thirty-five, the exam, three minutes a day is doomed to seven points by hard work. There's nothing we can do about the remaining 90 points.