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What a great experience it was to have my teeth extracted for the first time
My wisdom teeth are often inflamed and I have always wanted to have them removed. However, due to fear, I have always thought, forget it, just pay more attention. Next time it hurts again, I want to hurry up. I pulled it out, and kept doing it over and over again, until one time it was so severe that half of my face, plus my neck, was swollen to the point where I couldn't swallow. Finally I couldn't bear it anymore and made up my mind to pull it out.
The doctor was introduced by a friend. The Central Hospital is also a famous hospital in the city. I went there and there were a lot of people. Because tooth extraction seemed to the doctor to be a simple matter, he asked me to jump in the queue and go. When I paid, there were too many people and I queued for a long time. After I paid and went back, the doctor joked, "Why did it take so long? I thought you were scared away!"
Then I lay on the operating bed in front of the dentist, waiting for the doctor to inject anesthesia. Looking at the doctor holding the needle, my heart tightened unconsciously, my hands tightly grasped the corners of my clothes, and I weakly asked if it hurt. It hurt, I was afraid at that moment. He said, don't worry, it won't hurt. I just relaxed a little, opened my mouth wide and waited for the anesthesia, and then heard, "Bang", what happened? The gum was pricked, but the medicine did not go in and the needle broke.
This is not a joke. I gave an injection to my gums and the needle broke. My gums were not impenetrable. I was so surprised. The doctor calmly took another needle and pricked it on the gum. This time I felt nothing, and it healed instantly. It was like accidentally pricking my gum with a fish bone while eating fish, and then I didn't feel anything at all.
After about five or six minutes, the anesthetic took effect and the gums were a little swollen. The doctor began to extract the tooth. Because of the anesthetic, there was no pain. You could only feel the dentist's force. Pull something down from the gums. Because the anesthetic only acts on the gums, your whole body is awake. The wisdom teeth are relatively deep, so the dentist needs to use a lot of force when pulling them out. As for me, I am also a thin person. For a moment, I felt, The doctor wanted to use this tooth to lift me up, but I resisted instinctively and pressed my head hard on the operating bed. In the process of pulling and pressing, the tooth was pulled out. Then I started to stop the bleeding. I followed the doctor's instructions, put cotton wool in my mouth, and couldn't eat anything for two hours. After that, I could only eat liquid food.
That was the end of the anesthesia and tooth extraction.
I have a shallow stomach. When I got home, because there was cotton wool in the place where the tooth was extracted, I would unconsciously produce saliva in my mouth, and then I would go to the bathroom to spit it out. When I saw the vomited blood, I immediately felt uncomfortable. , my stomach was churning and I vomited it out. Two hours had not passed. I could not spit out the cotton wool or rinse my mouth. The feeling was simply inhuman torture. Just watching the drama while passing the hard time, this way the time should pass faster. Finally after two hours, I could spit out the cotton wool and rinse my mouth. However, in order to ensure that there would be no more bleeding, I kept it for half an hour longer. , maybe the plot is not over yet.
I spit out the cotton wool and rinsed my mouth many times, and finally there was no bloodshot left. But I still felt uncomfortable in my stomach. I could only eat liquid food and drank some milk. I had no appetite all day. I made soy milk and made do for a day. In the afternoon, I was about to pick up my child after school. As soon as I got up, I felt dizzy and almost fainted. I fell down and quickly lay down to rest. It must have been because I didn’t eat much all day and my blood sugar was low. I drank some soy milk, and when I felt better, I went to pick up the child again. Just like that, the day of tooth extraction was over.
This day of tooth extraction was quite unpleasant for me. It only takes a minute to extract the tooth, but the period after the tooth extraction is the most difficult, especially for me.
Netizens said that teeth must be extracted to correct teeth. I thought of this tooth extraction experience. I also recall the things I had to do when I was a kid to straighten my teeth.
My teeth don’t grow well, commonly known as rabbit teeth. When I was a child, my friend from the same village had bad teeth, so her family took her to have her teeth straightened. They also persuaded my parents to take me to have my teeth straightened. , but the family was poor at that time, and my father made money to support the family alone. It would be good if he could support the family. How could he have any spare money to pursue things other than food and clothing? My parents said, let it grow, it won’t affect anything. . In fact, I was still young at that time and not very sensitive to beauty, but I still longed to correct it in my heart. But my parents had already said that. Looking at the extremely poor family and thinking about my father's hard work outside, they finally said nothing.
As I grew up, I gradually learned about beauty. When I saw these two rabbit teeth, I felt that it was a humiliation to have such teeth in my mouth. Sometimes my classmates would make harmless jokes. In a word, rabbit teeth. Seeing that I am no longer happy, they are no longer boring.
When I laugh heartily, when I think of the exposed rabbit teeth, I subconsciously wrap my lips around it. From then on, only half of my smile is in the lower half of my mouth. Slowly, I began to feel inferior. Because of these two teeth that I hated, I started to blame my parents.
So I especially envy people with neat teeth.
Having straight teeth will make you more confident in interpersonal communication. The more confident you are, the more beautiful you will be. Paying attention to dressing is a sign of respect for others, and having neat and white teeth is a sign of respect for others.
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