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Introduction to the story of weiqi juvenile sequel

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The 41st episode of chess player Zhang Xiucai

Outside the Xilinmen Inn

Outside the Xilinmen Inn.

guests coming in and out of the inn.

Inside the inn

The shopkeeper greeted the guests at the counter with a big smile: Xiao Er, take the guest officer to the hotel.

Xiao Er: Guest Officer ... Please!

Xiao Er walked upstairs with a guest.

Another guest walks into the store: Boss, do you have a guest room?

shopkeeper: yes, yes, yes, please.

Inn lobby

Zhang Xiucai is pacing in the lobby with a book in his hand, shaking his head and reading aloud: beginning of life is good in nature, similar in learning, far apart in sex ...

On the table beside the lobby, two guests are playing Go, and Zhang Xiucai walks past them from time to time, glancing at them to play chess.

guest a: if I take this step, you will lose your chess game now.

Guest B: Nonsense, what if I block here?

Guest A: Then I'll order food at the red position. (Humming) Your chess will be finished ....

Zhang Xiucai came to the table: Why do you want to block it? Just fly and jump. Isn't there nothing he can do?

Guest B plays chess: Oh, really? (Hand over) This eldest brother is really a master, a master, and my younger brother admires, admires.

Guest A: Zhang Xiucai, who told you to mind your own business? You can play the next game with me if you dare.

Zhang xiucai: I'm afraid of you if I get off?

Zhang Xiucai put the book in her hand back, sat down on the table and just picked up the chess ...

A fierce female voice rang: Zhang Tianbao!

Zhang Xiucai was so scared that the chess piece he had just reached fell to the chessboard with a bang: (trembling voice) Xiaosheng is here!

everyone looks back.

On the stairs of the inn stood a huge, burly woman, with a juryman face and thick arms at her waist: Are you playing chess again?

Zhang Xiucai stood up hurriedly and took out his book from the back collar: Madam, I'm previewing my lessons. (shaking his head and reading) beginning of life is good in nature, similar in habits, far apart in sex ... < P > Zhang Niangzi: (yelling) Zhang Tianbao, you can't count on a juren this year, and I'll break your leg!

the surprised expression of the guests.

Zhang Xiucai surrendered: Don't worry, Madam, I will definitely be admitted to Juren this year.

Mrs. Zhang went back to her house in a huff.

The guests looked at Zhang Xiucai sympathetically.

Zhang Xiucai pointed to the guests with a book and taught them: strictness is love and looseness is harm. Do you envy me for having such a good wife?

the faces of the guests are like bitter gourd.

In the stable

The sun shines several strong rays through the hole in the ceiling.

Jiang Liuer stretched himself out of the haystack and got up. On the chessboard beside his bed, there was a half-played chess game.

the tied horse is snorting.

Jiang Liuer stroked the horse's head: Now we are the best partners ...

The horse added Jiang Liuer's hand and Jiang Liuer smiled.

In Tianxuan Chess Hall,

Chess Ghost King sat behind the counter, eating a plate of peanuts and watching a group of people watching a chess game in the chess hall: (disdainfully) It's all bad chess, so what's there to see?

In the crowd of onlookers, a handsome son is playing chess with an elderly man. The son plays chess fluently, while the old man on the other side thinks hard about the chess on the board from time to time and hesitates before playing a chess game.

In the crowd of onlookers, Xiao Yun stared at Childe with joyful eyes.

Childe played another chess game, which won the exclamations of onlookers around him: Ah, what a wonderful chess game. That's amazing. Chen Gongzi is really a chess player with "concrete" taste. This chess game is so beautiful.

Xiao Yun followed suit: Long live! Chen Gongzi's chess is invincible in the world!

People around you looked at Xiao Yun strangely, who looked nervous and excited.

Chen Gongzi looked at Xiao Yun sternly, and Xiao Yun hurriedly covered her mouth.

Zhang Xiucai sneaked into the chess hall stealthily and looked back nervously from time to time.

Zhang Xiucai came to the counter: Little brother, how much does it cost to play chess?

Chess Ghost King is eating peanuts: (muttering) Go in, go in, free of charge!

Zhang Xiucai bowed again and again: Thank you! thank you

Zhang Xiucai came out of the crowd, squeezed into the crowd and came to the front, excitedly watching the game between Chen Gongzi and the elderly chess player.

The old chess player made another move.

Mr. Chen followed suit smartly.

The old chess player sighed: The old man is no match for Mr. Chen, and this chess game is a candidly admit defeat.

the onlookers applauded warmly.

Xiao Yun jumped up with exaggeration: Yeah, Chen Gongzi is amazing! Chen Gongzi Go is the best in the world!

Mr. Chen surrendered to the old chess player: he accepted.

Zhang xiucai: how did we feel about the last game?

Everyone immediately stopped clapping and turned their eyes to Zhang Xiucai standing in front of the crowd.

Mr. Chen raised his head: Is this Taiwanese brother also a chess player who participated in this competition for the Saint of Chess?

Zhang xiucai: of course! If you're afraid of losing to me now ...

Mr. Chen: (coldly) If you're not afraid of losing, the next game won't hurt.

Zhang Xiucai rudely sat down in the seat given up by the old chess player. After they cleaned up the chess pieces on the board, Zhang Xiucai grabbed a chess piece and put it in front of Chen Gongzi, so that Chen Gongzi could guess first.

Chen Gongzi, a young Go crew, gracefully took out several pieces from the chess box and put them on the chessboard. Three pieces fell on the chessboard.

Zhang Xiucai released his hand, and then Shuang Yi lost a double game, which was even.

Zhang Xiucai picked up the white racket and dropped it on the chessboard.

Mr. Chen also dropped the black chess racket on the chessboard.

The onlookers watched the two of them playing chess seriously.

Xiao Yun stared at Chen Gongzi's handsome face when he was playing chess.

[Flashback] The Tianxuan chess hall is already empty. Xiao Yun is busy cleaning the table and sweeping the floor, but the Chess Ghost King is eating a chicken paw.

Xiao Yun: (angrily) Chess Ghost King, won't you help with the work?

Chess Ghost King: Hey, I'm going to be a chess player in Daming one day. Do you want chess players to do the work of such servants?

Xiao Yun: Damn it, how could I take in such a bastard?

a voice called out: can we have guests here?

Xiao Yun looked up, and a handsome son stood at the entrance of the lobby with a package on his back.

Xiao Yun was immediately attracted by the handsome appearance of this son, and his cheeks flushed.

Mr. Chen: I'm here to participate in the Chess Saint Competition. The nearby inns are full. Can I borrow your chess hall?

Chess Ghost King grumpily said: This is a chess hall, not an inn, and there is no place for you to stay. Let's go, let's go.

childe Chen: (stunned) excuse me.

Mr. Chen turned to leave.

Xiao Yun rushed over: (hastily) can live, can live. (Stop Chen Gongzi) What's the name of this Gongzi?

childe Chen: your surname is Chen.

Xiao Yun: Hey, if Mr. Chen doesn't mind, let's stay in our Tianxuan Chess Hall.

Chess Ghost King: (anxious) Hey, where can he live here?

Xiao Yun: (grumpily) Give up your room for this Mr. Chen.

Chess Ghost King: (urgent) Then where do I live?

Xiao Yun: Then move back to your woodshed.

Chess Ghost King: (furious) What? You ugly bastard made me sleep in the woodshed again.

childe Chen: huh? This is, is it wrong?

Xiao Yun: (smiling) It doesn't matter. He's just a handyman in the chess hall. He's lazy and stupid. He just eats and doesn't do anything. It's cheaper for him to sleep in the woodshed.

Chess Ghost King was so angry that he threw his chicken feet at Xiao Yun: I'm so angry.

The chicken paw was just thrown on Xiao Yun's head.

Xiao Yun is chasing the Chess Ghost King upstairs and downstairs with a feather duster: Don't run, stop! I'll kill you!

The Chess Ghost King ran and cursed: Come and chase! You ugly bastard, you will never get married.

Suddenly, when Mr. Chen stretched out his foot, the unpredictable Chess Ghost King tripped and fell from the stairs to the bottom.

Xiao Yun laughed happily.

Chen Gongzi and Zhang Xiucai in front of Xiao Yun are inextricably linked.

A serious look on the bystander's face when watching chess.

Chess Ghost King kept eating peanuts. Suddenly Chess Ghost King felt a tall shadow in front of him. Chess Ghost King looked up and was surprised to see a tall giant with a scowl in front of him. Peanut fans in Chess Ghost King's mouth fell off.

Chen Gongzi and Zhang Xiucai are neck and neck on the board.

Xiao Yun watched two people playing chess: (monologue) Seeing them playing chess, it seems that they are very nervous, and that scholar's chess seems to be very powerful.

Zhang Xiucai picked up a chess piece and just raised it ...

Zhang Xiucai's fierce wife's thunderous voice sounded: Zhang-Tian-Bao!

Zhang Xiucai was so scared that his chess fell to the ground: Oh, my God!

Everyone turned around in surprise. Zhang Xiucai's wife stood behind them, tall and burly, with fists in her hands.

Zhang xiucai's wife: you! How dare you go behind my back again? !

Zhang Xiucai stood up in a hurry: Honey, honey, misunderstanding, misunderstanding.

Zhang Xiucai's wife grabbed Zhang Xiucai's collar: What did you come to Wu Zhou for?

Zhang Xiucai, who was carried in mid-air, looked sad: Yes, I'm here to test people.

Zhang Xiucai's wife thumped Zhang Xiucai to the ground: Then why did you come here to play Go?

Everyone was surprised to see Zhang Xiucai's wife beating Zhang Xiucai up.

Zhang Xiucai repeatedly begged for mercy: Madam, Madam, I know I'm wrong, and I know I'm wrong. Please calm down Madam.

The chess players on the sidelines are all shaking with fear.

Zhang Xiucai's wife dragged Zhang Xiucai to the gate: Go back and kneel and rub the washboard for me! I'll break your leg if you fail the exam this time.

Zhang Xiucai, who was dragged backwards to the door, said to Mr. Chen, "I'll take the next hand."

Chen Gongzi: The seventy-eighth hand, the chicken jumps,

Zhang Xiucai, who is about to be dragged outside the door: I am flying high.

Chen Gongzi: My wife, Zhang Xiucai, passed by the counter, grabbed a rag from the counter and stuffed it into Zhang Xiucai's mouth, which made Zhang Xiucai unable to speak clearly.

The Chess Ghost King watched Zhang Xiucai being dragged out of the chess hall: What a fierce bitch, worse than you ugly bastard!

Chess Ghost King was hit hard on the head by Xiao Yun's feather duster: (painfully) again.

Xiao Yun: (frowning) I dare you to say it again!

In Xilinmen Inn,

Zhang Xiucai was dragged up the stairs by his wife.

Zhang Xiucai, a young drama crew of Weiqi: Lady, Lady, I know I'm wrong, I know I'm wrong, please let go.

Zhang's wife said while dragging: Go behind my back again, and I will break your leg.

Upstairs and downstairs are surrounded by guests' busy faces, curious, surprised and sympathetic.

Zhang Xiucai looked bitterly at the onlookers: What are you looking at? Beating is pro, scolding is love, and there is nothing to see.

the bystander's silly expression.

Zhang Xiucai, who was dragged upstairs, suddenly saw Jiang Liuer coming downstairs, and suddenly struggled.

Zhang Xiucai: Jiang Liuer, Jiang Liuer, Jiang ...

Zhang Xiucai was yanked into the room by his wife, and the door slammed.

Jiang Liuer goes downstairs.

As soon as the onlookers rushed upstairs, they all crowded in front of the door to peek and eavesdrop on the movement in the room.

The door suddenly opened, and everyone saw Zhang Xiucai kneeling on a washboard, shaking his head and carrying: beginning of life, good in nature, similar in habits, far from each other ...

While everyone was snickering, they suddenly leaned out Zhang's fierce face: Do you want to die? Go away!

everyone's frightened expression.

the door slammed again.

Everyone looked at each other in horror: What a fierce female tiger!

Outside Xilinmen Inn at night

The moonlight shines on the quiet street, and several red lanterns are dancing in front of the inn.

stable night

Jiang Liuer plays music alone under the oil lamp.

There was a soft knock at the door, and Jiang Liuer looked up in surprise. Who is it? Please come in.

When the door opened, Zhang Xiucai stealthily entered the stable and closed the door.

Jiang Liuer: Is that you?

Zhang Xiucai: (quick laugh) Hey, hey ... I'm sorry for my rudeness when Zhang Tianbao visited Jiang Liuer late at night.

Jiang Liuer: What can I do for you?

Zhang Xiucai came to the chessboard in Jiang Liuer with great joy and sat down: It's a great honor to meet Jiang Liuer, who has been admired for a long time. I'd like to invite Jiang Liuer to teach me a game this evening. I wonder if it's ok?

Jiang Liuer: But ... your wife ...

Zhang Xiucai: Nothing, nothing, she's asleep. Come, come, come, let's have a big game.

Zhang Xiucai rudely cleared the chessboard, picked up the black chess and slapped it on the chessboard.

Jiang Liuer just looked at Zhang Xiucai.

Zhang xiucai: what? Get off quickly?

Jiang Liuer: Hey.

Jiang Liuer picked up the chess piece and fell on the chessboard.

at night in the guest room

the moonlight penetrates through the window and shines on the bed.

Zhang's wife snored loudly while she was sleeping, and the quilt beside her was empty.

In the stable night

Zhang Xiucai and Jiang Liuer are having a fierce confrontation.

(turning the mirror)

Zhang Xiucai plays chess with Jiang Liuer.

On a street night

The moon hangs on the branches and moves from low to high.

In the stable night

Jiang Liuer plays chess, and the board radiates dazzling light.

Zhang Xiucai's face was lit up by the light on the chessboard.

Zhang Xiucai looked at the chessboard with surprise: (mumbling) It's wonderful, wonderful ... Jiang Liuer is really amazing.

Jiang Liuer: Your chess skills are also very strong. I didn't expect a scholar who is afraid of his wife to have such strong chess skills.

Zhang Xiucai: It's a great honor for me to be praised by Jiang Liuer for my chess skills. Hey hey ...

Jiang Liuer's smiling face.

In the guest room night

Zhang's wife, who was sleeping soundly, rolled over, grabbed an empty hand and suddenly woke up: Huh? Anyone here?

Zhang's wife has a fierce look on her face.

Zhang Xiucai quietly pushed the door and entered the room.

Zhang wife sits up: Where have you been?

Zhang Xiucai was full of excitement: Go to the toilet, hey hey, go to the toilet!

Zhang Xiucai quickly got into bed.

Zhang's wife looked suspiciously at Zhang Xiucai who looked excited.

Zhang xiucai: honey, go to sleep quickly.

Outside the Chess Saint Courtyard

There are many chess players standing in front of the majestic Chess Saint Courtyard.

There is a big list in the courtyard of Chess Saint Courtyard. The list is written with the names of players.

Many chess players watched in front of the big list, including Zhang Xiucai, Chen Gongzi, Jiang Liuer, Lei Lingyun and others.

Jiang Liuer saw his opponent's list in front of the list, and just turned away, he saw Baihua Fang standing not far away.

Baihua Fang: (plaintively) Jiang Liuer, I know you will definitely come to see the list.