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My self-portrait _450 words 1 I am a primary school student who is about to enter the fifth grade. I have a pair of round eyes as transparent as a gem, but I have a pair of glasses with more than 200 degrees on such beautiful eyes. This is all because I don't care about my eyes and lie down and read! The nose is very high, the mouth likes to laugh, and there are dimples on both sides when laughing.

Call me careless, that is! Otherwise, how could you lose five dollars and say "nothing, nothing, nothing"? Say I like to haggle over every ounce, yes! Otherwise, how could someone "kill" me from the third floor to the sixth floor and then "kill" him from the sixth floor to the first floor? This is me.

My personality is also very warm and kind. If my classmate didn't bring a pen, I would generously lend him a good pen. If someone is subjected to school violence, I will bravely stand in front of him, make angry gestures with my hands akimbo, and then yell at the bully: "What's wrong with him? What are you doing? " If the bully is too "fierce", I will report to the teacher at the speed of light and let the teacher resolve the crisis.

My major is designing and playing Creary. Although I am only eleven years old, I have already designed two dresses! I also designed Barbie's clothes at home, isn't it amazing? Although I, especially Creary, only got Grade Five, I am good at playing two difficult songs, Teenager and Hibernation!

This is me! My ideal is to be a famous fashion designer. I hope everyone will support me!

My self-portrait _450 words 2 I have black hair, I am not tall, I have big watery eyes and a glib mouth under my tall nose.

My little head is round, like a big ball, with two small ears on both sides, and my hearing is sensitive. By the way, my nose is so smart that all delicious food can't escape my nose. My stomach is flat, and I have two thin and short legs and a pair of small feet, so I walk very flexibly. Everyone says I'm too thin, but I think it's good to be thin.

My advantage is that I am helpful, seldom lose my temper, do my homework carefully, and help my mother wash the pot after finishing my homework. If someone falls, I will rush to help him up. If a classmate has a problem that he can't do, I will take the initiative to teach him to write.

Of course, I also have shortcomings. I am very careless in exams and often lose points because I write simple questions wrong. When I lose my temper, I throw everything on the table on the floor. When someone is angry with me, I will kick him. If he kicks back, we will continue wrestling until the result is decided. Sometimes when I am naughty, I will play some practical jokes, kick someone's stool over, take his book off the table and break someone's pencil. ...

I like to make friends, play with them and study together ... but this is who I used to be, and now I won't do it! What's the matter? Do you like me?

My self-portrait _450 words 3 I am a lively and cheerful fourth-grade pupil, and I am 12 years old this year.

I am not tall and have shiny black hair. I have a pair of curved arch eyebrows on my face and a pair of big eyes under them. There is a small nose under the big eyes. Although it is small, it is very sensitive and nothing can escape. Grandma always said I had a "puppy nose". No matter what delicious food she cooks, you can know what she is doing without looking. In addition, I have a glib mouth, and when I laugh, I will show two front teeth. Am I so handsome?

I am gentle, but occasionally I have a little temper. As long as someone bothers me for no reason, it will definitely be unpleasant with them, so I often quarrel and fight with my classmates and friends. Later, after the exhortation of my teacher and father, I finally understood that a truly powerful person should not bully the weak except to protect himself, but also have a broad mind to make himself stronger, so he should get along more harmoniously with his classmates in the future.

I have a wide range of hobbies, like reading, drawing, playing chess and skateboarding ... among them, I like reading best. My bookcase is full of many books, including Five Thousand Years in China, Romance of the Three Kingdoms and The Journey to the West. ...

I remember one time, reading in my room, my grandmother cooked a meal and asked me to eat it. Because the content in the book is so vivid and interesting, I haven't heard it for a long time, so I sat motionless at my desk and read it with relish. She didn't react until grandma came to her side. Although reading extracurricular books has lost a lot of playing time, I have learned a lot of knowledge that is not available in textbooks, so reading my favorite books is actually as sweet as eating honey.

This is me, a little boy who loves reading, drawing, playing chess and exercising. Anyway, I like making new friends very much. Would you like to make friends with me?

My self-portrait _450 words 4 faint eyebrows, like willow leaves, two small eyes like grapes hidden under a simple single eyelid. Although the eyes are small, they don't lose their eyes. The ears are fleshy and stand proudly on both sides of the big head, just like two big cattail fans.

I am a playful little boy, and sometimes I forget to go home for dinner. I remember one Sunday morning, I was playing in the park with my friends. Because I was so happy, my father found me at 1 pm. He was angry and said to me, "You are going to have a painting class this afternoon and haven't come back for dinner." By this time, my stomach was already growling.

I'm also a little book fan. Just a few days ago, my mother bought me a book called Harry Potter. After dinner, I stared at both sides of the book with my hands, and the story content inside attracted me very much. At this time, my mother said that the water was boiling and told me to take a bath, and I saw a beautiful plot. It took a long time for the water to react, and my mother scolded me.

I am still a TV fan. Whenever I finish all my homework, I will turn on the TV, watch my favorite cartoons with relish, forget everything and even watch them while eating. At this time, dad will come and turn off the power, and suddenly the cartoon will be gone! I looked at my father with a puzzled face. Dad said, "If you don't come after dinner, don't watch it tomorrow!" " ! This is all my fault.

This is me, 10-year-old fourth-grade pupil.

My selfie _450 words 5 I am no different from others, except that I am a little thinner and a little naughty. My mother always says that I can only be quiet by reading and playing computer. But there are exceptions I remember this summer vacation, because of oral ulcer, my mouth hurts, I can't eat anything, and I feel weak all over. At this time, my hands and feet don't want to move. My mouth hurts so much that I can't speak and don't want to move. My mother said to me, "Peng Hao, our family can finally be quiet." I was dumbfounded by my mother. Am I really that naughty? I think so, too. Why else would mom say that?

Although I am a little naughty, I like reading. When you go shopping with your mother, when you walk with your grandparents, and even when you go to the toilet, you should bring books. Mom says I'm a nerd. When I read a book, I will be fascinated at first sight, and it will take at least an hour or two to "wake up". Once I went to the toilet and went in with a copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. As soon as I looked at it, I forgot the time. I don't know how long it took, but I heard my parents shouting in the living room, "Peng Hao, did you bring a book in again?" You've been in there for half an hour. Come out! "That's when I woke up.

I also like playing computer. I am good at playing computer. As long as I play once or twice, I will never be very good at it. I have played many large-scale games, such as Wonderland, Need for Speed, Dragon's Hometown, Adventure World, PoPo Games and qq Hall.

This is me, a handsome young man-Peng Hao.

My self-portrait _450 words 6 My name is Pan, my name is Xinyi, I am very beautiful, my hair is dark, and I have a pair of small eyes under my curved eyebrows. My mother often says that my eyes are small. I said, "Don't look at my small eyes, it will distract my attention. The world in my eyes is wonderful!" " I have a small mouth and don't like to talk under a slightly higher nose. I'm in grade three, but I'm still afraid to speak loudly with everyone. In class, the teacher asked questions, but I didn't dare to raise my hand, because I was worried about being laughed at by others. My teacher, my parents are encouraging me and cheering for me. I also secretly made up my mind that I must overcome my timidity and communicate with others boldly and confidently.

I have many hobbies, including swimming, painting and reading, among which painting is my favorite. Whenever I have time, I pick up my brush and concentrate on painting. Sometimes I forget to eat.

Average academic performance, often get "good". Of course, I sometimes get "excellent" or "pass" in the exam. Every time I fail in the exam, I will be asked by my parents for education, and then I will be forbidden to watch TV until I pass the exam.

My advantage is that I love reading and writing. In my second year, my composition was published in New Sinology and this website! Of course, I also have shortcomings, that is, I don't pay attention to protecting my eyes when reading and writing, so I put on my glasses early.

My self-portrait is finished. Do you like me after reading it? Come and make friends with me if you like me!

My self-portrait _450 words 7 My name is Liu Yuntian, and I am a handsome little boy. My age is a fried dough stick with an egg, that is, 10 years old, and I study in a beautiful, broad and bright primary school.

My hair is black, and two eyes like black grapes are embedded in the frame. Because of my good eyesight, everyone gave me the title of "clairvoyance". I also have a delicate nose. I can smell food everywhere. Once, my mother cooked braised pork and hid it for me to find, so that I could eat it when I found it. Gee, this is a piece of cake. I found it soon and ate it all in a short time. Everyone praised me for my keen sense of smell. Besides, I have an oval face and run very fast. Because of these advantages, I already have many "female fans".

My hobby is playing drums, because I like playing drums, so I play well, so the teacher always praises me, and my heart is always full of joy.

My greatest advantage is that I love learning. In this final exam, I still clearly remember my grades: Chinese 95, math 9 1, English 100, Taoism 100, science 94, * * 480, ranking fifth in my class.

Although I have many advantages, I still have shortcomings.

My weakness is lack of love. Every time the teacher says something, I forget it after a while. When the teacher asked me again, I forgot everything he said. Because of this, the teacher will always scold me, but don't dislike me because of this. I will try my best to get rid of it.

What's the matter? Do people like me?

My self-portrait _450 words 8 small eyes, small nose, small mouth, thin figure, everyone says I am "small", but my most distinctive feature is that the back of my head is convex. Some people say that the back of my head represents happiness.

I am a child who loves painting, because I have made many mistakes in painting! I remember once, I really wanted to draw, but I couldn't find any drawing paper. I draw on the wall with itchy hands. I think I am adding "beautiful scenery" to my home. I am proud of my creation! As a result, my mother came back and saw me painting on the wall. I was so angry that I had to brush the paint again. Another time, my mother just came back from medicine, and she put the instructions on the table. I thought it was useless paper, so I used it to draw. Looking at the colorful instructions that were originally written with words, I immediately felt that I was a senior makeup artist and gave her a makeover. My mother almost fainted when she saw it because she couldn't read the complete instructions. Finally, my mother had no choice but to call the doctor and ask how to use the medicine.

I am also a curious child. I remember when I was four years old, my mother and I went to my cousin's house to listen to her play the piano. No sooner had my cousin finished playing the piano than my mother found that I had disappeared without a trace. It turns out that I have climbed onto the piano to study where this monster makes sound.

I am still a child who loves to cry and laugh. If I am wronged, my eyes will be red in three seconds and my eyelashes will be covered with tears in six seconds. But I am always smiling, and my teachers and classmates call me "sunshine girl".

This is me, a little girl who loves painting, is very curious and loves to cry and laugh.

My selfie _450 word 9 Hello everyone, my name is Tang Chengzhi, I am 9 years old, tall and thin, with a round face, small eyes, single eyelids and a slightly flat nose. I am a naughty boy, sometimes very playful, and sometimes I like pranks; I am also a lovely little friend. I am smart, confident, kind and optimistic.

I have a lovely sister, and we often play together. Once, my sister was sleeping. At this moment, a plan appeared in my mind. I was going to play a trick on my sister who often scratched my face, so I quickly found out the transparent adhesive and double-sided adhesive. First, I pour transparent glue into my shoes, and then stick double-sided tape on the soles. Everything is ready except the east wind. I shouted "get up" and my sister suddenly woke up. I quickly hid beside her and watched her put on her shoes. I feel a little wet inside. I just wanted to take off my shoes. My shoes and feet are stuck together. My shoes got stuck on the floor when I lifted my feet, so I couldn't lift them. My sister cried with fear, but I was laughing happily beside her.

I love playing. On Sundays, I always forget my mother's instruction ―― I will do my own thing before playing. Often sneak out of the house, ask friends to play table tennis, ride a bike and so on. This makes my mother "unbearable". I went out to play computer games for hours and even lost track of time. Once I played with a friend until after eleven o'clock in the evening, which made my parents look for someone everywhere. I was beaten up when I got home, and immediately vowed never to play like this again, and I would definitely go home on time.

I am very kind. Sometimes my classmates borrow things from me or ask me for help. If I can't do it or can't do it well for some reason, I will blame myself in my heart and say that I am not a friend enough. Sometimes I am timid. When I meet a dark passage or think of some horror movies I have seen in the dark, I will cry in fear. I still have the night light on when I sleep at night. Tell you, I still have an ideal, that is, I must study hard, strive to be admitted to Peking University or Tsinghua, make my parents happy and make more contributions to the country.

This is me. Would you like to be my friend?

My self-portrait _450 words 10 I have a pair of bright eyes, long black hair, and I often tie it in a ponytail at my back. By the way, I still have two deep dimples. This is me!

I love studying, and I love sports very much! I like skipping rope and playing badminton best. If I am free, I will ask my friends to jump rope with me. I remembered what my mother said to me: "If you want to jump rope with your good friends, you must jump 1000 at a time." So, my good friend and I danced a thousand dances, and then we all went home. Every weekend, my father and I will go to the community square to play badminton. In summer, once my father and I went to play badminton. I can't believe I hit my dad. My father said to me, "You are great!" "

Although I am a girl, I have great courage. Once, my father bought a little hamster from outside. Although my mother had the courage to go up and have a look and didn't dare to touch it, I still calmly touched its head with my fingers. I'm not scared at all.

I have one shortcoming, which is carelessness. Because I can get more than 95 points in a math exam, I copied the wrong answer and was criticized by the teacher. I must get rid of this bad habit!

My ideal is to be a math teacher. Although I am not very good at math now, I believe this wish will come true one day!

This is me: I love learning and sports, I am bold and careless.

My selfie _450 words 1 1 I am timid, like a mouse chased by a cat. Whenever I see a suspicious enemy, I will run to other places to hide.

I remember once, there were dark clouds in the sky, and I was on my way home, but the dark clouds didn't seem to want me to go home smoothly. I can't wait for a light rain, which makes my coat and hat wet and makes me wet through. Then, the elevator doesn't seem to welcome me home, and it just broke down. I had to tidy up my clothes and summon up courage to take the stairs, but I didn't know where the sound of "whoops" came from. It seemed far away. I was scared and curled up in a corner, shivering, and waited until everything was quiet before I dared to look around. Seeing nothing, I tentatively stretched out a foot, but the voice of "whoops" sounded again. I immediately went out of the stairwell and called my mother to pick me up, wondering who was playing a prank this time! I won't stop with him as long as I find him.

Another quiet night. It was dark outside the window. It seems that a ghost will float somewhere. I am doing my homework in the room and my brother is playing in the living room. But somehow, the light on my head went out, and I only heard a scream of "ah". I hurried to the living room, but it was also dark. I can't see my brother. No matter how I shouted, I couldn't get an answer. At this time, I want to call my mother. I can't call. Suddenly, there was the sound of a cable, followed by a gust of wind hanging in my ear. Somehow, I feel as if there are countless pairs of eyes watching me around, which makes me feel at a loss. Suddenly, my hand was pulled by something. As soon as I turned around, a pale face floated in the sky, which scared me out of my wits and made me cry. At this time, my brother appeared. My brother admitted that he was up to something, but I wasn't.

I am really a timid person! I must be brave in the future.

My self-portrait _450 words 12, cheerful, humorous, careless, too many advantages and disadvantages constitute me, a happy and growing sunshine boy.

I am a happy and carefree "little fool". I will never forget the habits of getting up, washing my face, brushing my teeth, eating and going to school every day.

I can't "talk to chess" under any circumstances. Just today, I had a "life-and-death showdown" with Xu Wenjing, who is known as the "King of Gobang". I didn't lose the first game, she didn't win the second game, and the third game was also a draw, but she was not convinced and insisted on fighting again. I touched my stomach and said, "sorry, my stomach is playing an empty game." I have to eat first. See you next Saturday, no, no, next Saturday! " Goodbye! "

My biggest hobby is literature. My father bought me many favorite books: Four Great Classical Novels, Insects, Shen Animal Novels, Up and Down for 5,000 Years, Diary of a Laughing Cat and so on. I also subscribed to scientific magazines such as Little Copernicus. Whenever I hold a book, it's like plugging in the wings of freedom and flying freely in the ocean of knowledge.

Ah, I wrote so much unconsciously, and I haven't started to introduce myself yet!

My name: Xuan Xuan, Xuan Rui and Xuan Han, collectively called Xuan.

Gender: I am the opposite of my mother.

Age: over nine and under eleven.

Appearance: big eyes, long eyelashes, round head and dark skin.

Hobbies: badminton, gobang, basketball, literature, Lego. ...

This is me. Do you like me?

My selfie _450 words 13 As the saying goes, "huangpo sells melons and boasts." Today, let me praise myself!

My name is Huang. Why did my parents give me such a nice name? I think, "art" may be that my parents want me to be versatile, and "Han" may be that I want to study hard, have knowledge and cultivate!

What about me! Tall and fat, with a round apple face, a pair of small eyes, a pair of curved eyebrows, and a modest nose under big watery eyes. There is a small mouth under the nose, and the corner of the mouth rises slightly! Also, those big ears are like two conchs.

In terms of appearance, I may be plain, but my quality is impeccable. I am an honest little girl. Once, I helped my mother wash the cup, washing it over and over again. But when I put the cup on the table and turned to leave, I accidentally dropped it. That's my mother's new cup! I'm a little overwhelmed. Suddenly, there was a voice, "Who broke something?" Makes my heart beat faster. Mom heard the sound. I felt nervous and thought, should I tell the truth? But I broke the cup. I'd better say it. "Yes, yes, I accidentally hit it, and then it fell." I whispered. "Be careful in the future!" I looked up and suddenly saw my mother deadpan and walked away without saying anything. What a false alarm. I think maybe my honesty made up for my mistake. The heart I was carrying just now finally relaxed.

To tell the truth, I am still a "Hercules"! Whenever school starts, I will take the initiative to help the teacher move the new books to the auditorium and distribute them to the students in the classroom. How many books can you move at a time? About the weight that two people can carry. This is not from practice! This is natural. Because of my great strength, I will also take the initiative to help my mother share some housework at home.

This is me, an honest and sensible girl. There is a good saying: "Since God has given talents, let them be employed!" . Therefore, I will work harder. Do you like me?

My selfie _450 words 14 Hello everyone, my name is Ye Haobo, and I am a fourth-grade pupil.

I am very good-looking, with a round face and big eyes. Everyone said to pinch it (which made me depressed for a long time). However, a winter vacation passed, and my weight suddenly evolved into a horrible 86 kg! So, I am probably the fattest in my class now. There is a lot of meat on the thigh, three layers of meat on the stomach, and a double chin on the face (later evolved into a chin set chin)! So 86 kg is nothing strange.

When I am in a good mood, I will go to the library to read books. There are many books in the school library, among which I like reading magazines and science books best. Although I look quiet, I won't be offended when I am angry. At first, without saying anything, fight him. What if I can't beat you? Well, I have my own clever plan. This is the best policy. Let's go first and say goodbye! But I have a better side. If I meet beggars or wandering singers in the street, I will give them some money as much as I can.

Hobbies, I'm not without them. Of all the subjects, I am familiar with piano and mathematics, followed by Chinese, physical education and intelligence (hee hee, I personally think). Basically, I agree to apply for these courses. There are two classes in English, one online and one offline. Every time I teach a foreign teacher, I miss my school lessons, because English teachers have been encouraging me, and few teachers will take the initiative to help me correct my mistakes. Therefore, western education makes me a little unbearable. As for mathematics, there are also two classes, one is the Olympiad class, and the other is the development of Olympiad in the class. These two classes are very good, because when I am in the programming class, the teacher will give us logic topics, and the topics taught by the Olympic math teacher are basically useful. Actually, I have another hobby, which is playing games. But now is the school season, you can't play games, you can only study hard every day!

This is me, an interesting teenager. See you in class!

My self-portrait _450 words 15 I am ten years old and I am a lively and cheerful little boy. I have a square face and bright eyes. I am tall, with slender arms and legs.

I like sports, reading and painting ... reading is my favorite. Once, my classmates gave me a copy of Monster Master. As soon as I got home, I couldn't wait to finish reading it and left my homework behind. I ate my meal and went on reading. It was not until I finished reading the book that I remembered that I had not done my homework. My mother found that I didn't do my homework and severely criticized me. Since then, I always finish my homework carefully before reading.

I am still a good boy who is ready to help others. If my classmates are in trouble, I will help them. Once, Yang and each took a trash can to take out the garbage. Yang accidentally slipped and all the rubbish in the trash can fell out. I saw it and went to help him pick up the garbage without saying anything. With our cooperation, the garbage was quickly picked up, and he especially thanked me.

I have many advantages and disadvantages. My biggest shortcoming is that my handwriting is too ugly. Once in a math exam, I thought the topic was very simple, so I compared it with my deskmate to see who could write fast. I finished it soon. When I turned around, I saw that she still had a lot to finish. I proudly said, "I won." However, when the test papers were handed out, the scores were terrible. I saw the teacher write a few big characters on the test paper: "The handwriting is not clear, I can't understand it." Suddenly, I regretted it.

Now, you should know me So, do you like me like this?