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Funny brain teasers suitable for first graders

Brainteasers enable the use of language to achieve humorous communication effects, increase the interest of life, and enrich cultural life. At the same time, brainteasers are also an indispensable condiment in language life. Below I have compiled some funny brain teasers for you, I hope it will help you.

Interesting brain teasers for first grade (selected articles)

1. If you get rabies, what is the first thing you should do? Answer : Make a list of enemies

2. Why do some people say: The most fairly distributed thing in the world is conscience? Answer: Have you ever said that someone said they have no conscience

3 . Do you know how long a person’s calves should be? Answer: It should be long enough to touch the ground

4. You have a ship with fifteen crew members, sixty passengers, and three hundred tons of cargo. . Can you calculate the age of the boat owner based on the above tips? Answer: You are the boat owner, do you still need to calculate your age?

5. Xiao Wang rented a house in the city, and the lease stated that if he accidentally Caused a fire and burned down the house, and must pay compensation of three million yuan. Not only did Xiao Wang not object, he even took the initiative to fill in an extra zero. Why? Answer: I can’t afford to pay anyway

6. You can’t speak for a year and a half. During this time, you are What to do? Answer: Crying after birth

7. There is an activity that can tell you accurately: Beauty is not born, but is spoken by many people. What activity is this? Answer :Beauty pageant

8. How do you distinguish between southeast and northwest? Answer: Very simple.

9. Under what circumstances does someone push the trolley in front and someone pulls it behind? But will it still move forward? Answer: When going downhill

10. There are three children playing guessing games. One shows scissors, one shows rock, and one shows paper. How many fingers do the three of them have? ?Answer: sixty

Interesting brain teasers for first grade (latest)

1. Jingjing broke the high jump record all of a sudden. How did she do it? Answer: She walked under the pole

2. When you pinch your nose, what can’t you see? Answer: Of course it’s your own nose

3. What is something that can lie on a pillow every day and work for a lifetime? Answer: Railway rails

4. There is something that can hold up fifty kilograms of oak, but cannot hold fifty kilograms of sand. Do you know what it is? ? Answer: Water

5. The nerd bought a book, but his mother found the book in the basin the next day. Why? Answer: He thought the book was too boring

6. Xiaopang fell asleep in the taxi going home from the library.

Suddenly he woke up and found that the driver in the front seat was missing, but the car was still moving forward. Why? Answer: The car was anchored and the driver was pushing the car behind.

7. There was something in the plastic bag. How can six oranges be divided equally among three children, but there are still two oranges in the plastic bag? (The oranges cannot be separated) Answer: Of course it is two oranges per person, but one is given to him with the plastic bag.

8. Aunt Wang has three sons, and each of these three sons has an older sister and a younger sister. How many children does Aunt Wang *** have? Answer: five

9. Master thief? The master is empty-handed? He stole all the gold, silver and jewelry from some wealthy families nearby. Why was the only wealthy family with neither anti-theft equipment nor security personnel not patronized? Answer: His own home

10. There is a guy wearing a cotton-padded jacket and shorts, holding an iced Coke in his left hand and hot coffee in his right hand. He sits by the stove every day with the air conditioner on. Who is he? Answer: Psycho

11. My father asked Xiao Ming to memorize the Analects of Confucius, and he memorized the entire book in one minute. Is Xiao Ming a genius? Answer: No because he only memorized the Analects of Confucius.

12. Lao Gujia He suffered heavy losses from a thief, but when the police informed him that the case had been solved, Lao Gu sent condolences to the thief. Why? Answer: He wanted to learn the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife

< p> 13. The squad leader told the rookie that after pulling the safety of the grenade, he counted five seconds before throwing it. The rookie followed the squad leader’s instructions, but he was still killed. Why? Answer: Because the rookie has a stutter

14. What kind of tiger scares people but does not eat people? Answer: Gecko

15. The phone rang loudly, but Xiaohua and his brother did not answer the phone. What is going on? Answer : Because it’s a TV commercial

16. Why can’t Ah Chen quit gambling at once? Answer: Because after quitting, his right hand still has his left hand

17. The sun is shining brightly, why only Xiao Ke is wet all over? Answer: Because he is swimming

18. Nobita has mastered the trick of "eating watermelon without vomiting". How did he master it? Answer: He ate it. Seedless Watermelon

19. What is the flower stuck on the cow dung? Answer: Morning Glory

20. Xiao Qin bought a brand new sports car. But he can’t drive on the road, why? Answer: He bought a toy sports car

Interesting brain teasers for grade one (classic)

1. Why does China have such a large population? ?Answer: Because the Han (and) people are together.

2. What is the mother most worried about when her daughter attends the dance for the first time? Answer: Dancing with wolves

3. Every pregnant woman often imagines what her child will look like in the future. Why is Ami the exception? Answer: She still hasn’t remembered what his father looks like.

4. What is pig skin used for? What about? Answer: For wrapping pork

5. A fat girl who weighed 1kg heard that riding a horse can help her lose weight, so she tried it. What do you think the result was? Answer: A thin horse weighs ten kilograms

6. Xiaohu learned good kung fu from the book "Encyclopedia of Martial Arts", but the first time he encountered an uneven road, he was repaired. Why? Answer: He was reading a pirated version

7. Why did Xiao Ming refuse to use the word "on one side? on one side" to make a sentence? Answer: Didn't the teacher say "you can't do two things at once"?

8. Under what circumstances will sum not be reduced to the simplest fraction? Answer: Written on the staff

9. Xiao Wu praised his girlfriend’s new clothes, which were very beautiful, but was beaten by her girlfriend. Why? Answer: The full score is one hundred points

10. On Mother's Day, what should you do if you don't want your mother to wash the dishes, but you don't want to do it yourself? Answer: Tell her: "Mom, let me wash it tomorrow."

11. When a field mouse dug a hole, he did not leave a pile of mud around the hole. Why? Answer: Because he dug the hole first

12. Azhong has been married for several years, but

He didn’t give birth to a child, why? Answer: He gave birth to twins

13. There was a lawyer who had a marriage change, but stood on his wife’s side and served as her defense lawyer for free. And helped her ask for more alimony from her husband, but in the end the lawyer did not lose anything. Why? Answer: Because the lawyer was the wife

14. The teacher gave an essay, the title was? What if? I am a chairman?, the classmates are writing carefully, why doesn't Xiaoqiang do it? Answer: He is waiting for the secretary to write it for him

15. Xiaoli only has 500 yuan on her, but she and her colleagues ran out after get off work She went on a shopping spree at a department store and spent 5,000 yuan. How did she do it? Answer: He used a credit card

16. What should be hidden and used secretly, and then secretly given to others after use? Answer: :Soft film

17. There is a cobra in the forest, but it never bites people. Do you know why? Answer: Because there is no one in the forest

18. Why does Lao Li like it? Playing mahjong with your wife and children? Answer: Only in this way can you recover part of your salary

19. It is obviously a jar for sugar, but there is a label saying "salt" on it. Do you know the effect? Where? Answer: Cheating ants