Ask for some legal jokes

The young policeman is taking an exam. "Now let's suppose," said the examiner, "that a beautiful girl came to you late at night and complained that a stranger was pestering her, trying to hug her and kiss her. What would you do? " "I will immediately ask this girl to help me imitate the crime committed by this villain." A policeman answered without hesitation.

A study of thieves

A thief saw his partner reading a fashion magazine and asked in surprise, "What, do you want to switch to fashion?"

"No, I'm studying where this year's fashion pockets will be sewn."

Do something else.

Lady: "Mr. policeman, my husband went out to buy potatoes a year ago and never came back." What do you think I should do? "

Policeman: "Hey, why are you so stupid?" ? Don't wait for his potatoes, make other dishes instead. "

Can speak English

When a robbery suspect was brought before a court in new york, the judge asked him if he could speak English, and he replied, "A little". What can you say in English? Asked the judge. "Give me your money." The suspect replied.