In urgent need of drama 4`6 people funny with Chinese translation

1. Funny campus drama script--Zhu Bajie seeks a bride

Characters: Zhu Bajie’s daughter, King’s mother, Queen’s mother

Opening remarks: This is what Tang Zeng said after he came back from the Buddhist scriptures , Zhu Bajie became the messenger of Jingtan, which was a complete rebirth. I heard that he opened some kind of Zhushi Financial Co., Ltd., and now he is rich and chases his beauties one after another. Hey, I am not kidding, he did it Plastic surgery, if you don’t believe it, just watch

Zhu Bajie comes on stage (Background music: Japs enter the village. Current status: Walking and looking in the mirror)

Zhu: Hey, I forgot to introduce myself. To be honest, I am the pig with a jade tree facing the wind and a pear blossom weighing down the begonia... Oh no, I am the messenger of Jingtan. Today I am here for a blind date. The daughters of Mrs. Wang’s family are crying and shouting to see me. I heard that each of them looks like a natural disaster. There are so many people asking for marriage that they have broken through the threshold. Oh, I have no choice but to I took a trip myself. (Monologue: In fact, in my heart, I don’t know how beautiful it is)

When I arrived at Wang Ma’s house, the pig made a knocking motion

Wang Ma: I won’t accept gifts during the Chinese New Year this year. Collect hundreds of dollars in brain power.

Pig: Look

Wang Ma: Wow. You are too polite. You said that you are a noble person, so why should you give me a gift if I didn’t pick you up in person? I’m really sorry. Sit, please sit, please sit.

Monologue: Zhu Bajie couldn't stand it any longer and looked around.

Pig: Call your daughters to come out.

Wang Ma: Hey, why are you so anxious? If all this comes out, you won’t feed them, what do you think?

Pig: Queen Mother is still thoughtful.

Wang Mother: Cuihua, serve tea, and serve with an octagonal fan. Do you think this is okay? I asked them to prepare a program for you, and we can drink while watching it?

Pig: OK

Wang Ma: Are the daughters ready? Come on music

Daughters in the first group: the song "Pig Song"

Daughters in the second group: children's dance "Pig Little Brother"

Daughters in the third group : Passionately recited a poem praising the life of pigs

What happened to the three groups of daughters

Wang Ma: Mr. Pig, how are you feeling at this moment and what do you think of the performance just now? ? Which group of girls’ performances do you think you like better? Do you think you can find the true love in your heart? (Interview test)

Pig: Do I really want to say it?

Daughters: Say

Pig: From the heart? I really, really like these shows, but I like you guys even more, and I want to marry both of you.

Wang Ma: The third session of the Fifth National People's Congress on September 10, 1980 adopted the 21st meeting of the Standing Committee of the Ninth National People's Congress on April 28, 2001. The "Decision on Amending the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China" amends Article 1 and Article 2: Implement a marriage system of freedom of marriage, monogamy, and equality between men and women.

Pig: Then...that...how can this be good (opera tone)

Wang Ma: I have a good idea , Throw the hydrangea to attract a bride

Pig: Yes, that’s a good idea

Wang Ma: Then I’ll do as you wish, 74110 give me the hydrangea. Dear daughters, I now announce that Mr. Pig’s hydrangea toss to attract a bride has begun. Those who catch the hydrangea can marry Mr. Pig immediately. Those who do not receive the hydrangea should not be discouraged...

Pig takes Go to the hydrangea, throw it, and the hydrangea is caught by one of the daughters

Wang Ma: Now I announce that they will get married immediately, and the daughters should be diligent