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What is the Love 36 Plan?

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It is best to go for the first time. In other words, retreat when you meet someone you don't like! Haha ~

Count 1: No matter what you eat delicious, you will let her have the first bite.

Second: You always stand on her left and hold her hand. Even when eating, you sit on her left and hold her left hand with your left hand.

Third: she is in poor health. You should accompany her to exercise and go swimming.

Fifth: When you climb the mountain, she is tired. You should carry her on your back, even if you are sweating, you won't be tired.

Sixth: She is allergic to ultraviolet rays. Give her an umbrella in summer!

Seventh: She can't use a knife. When eating pizza, you cut it into small pieces and give it to her.

Eighth: You eat her leftovers.

Ninth: you carefully pick out the thorns on the fish and feed it to her for dinner on a sleet night.

Count 10: You ask her to put the nose wipe paper directly into your pocket, and then take it out and throw it away when you see the trash can.

Count 1 1: When watching a movie, let her lean comfortably on your right shoulder and hold your right arm.

Count 12: She went out to play with her good friends. Remember, your cell phone stays up late, and you don't go to bed until she calls home.

Count 13: You know all her hobbies and try to adapt to her taste.

Count 14: You will miss her and call her when you are on a business trip. If you have time, you will bring her a present.

Count 15: Whenever you call her cell phone, tell her frankly where you are and what you are doing.

Count 16: Let her know all your passwords and never change them.

Count 17: Spend as much time as possible with her, even if it is a short time, you will come to see her.

Count 18: If you call her before going to bed at night, you will talk to me very late.

Count 19: Everything she gave you should be kept.

Article 20: Refuse other girls to be nice to her.

Count 2 1: When you see that she looks pale, go with her for a facial and wait at the gate of the beauty salon.

Article 22: When she is in trouble, you will try to comfort her.

Article 23: When you want to go home after a date, you should watch her on the bus until you can't see her.

No.24: You know she always watches the computer, and her eyes hurt. Buy her eye drops.

Article 25: You cut her nails, and when she has a stomachache, you put your hand on her stomach.

Article 26: You should put on socks and shoes for her. When I see her shoelaces loose on the way, I will bend down and help her tie them.

Rule 27: You never let her lift anything heavy.

Item 28: Pray for her when you burn incense in the temple! Understand?

Article 29: You look up her favorite stories and jokes on the Internet, then you write them down and tell her when you meet.

No.30: You will give up your hobbies and hardly play games to accompany her.

Count 3 1: You know that someone chasing her will be upset, and you will be jealous and angry.

No.32: You should treat her friends sincerely and try your best to help them when they are in trouble.

Article 33: You should keep your group photo and tell people around you that you are a couple.

Count 34: You will be anxious when you see her tears, and you will be happy when you see her excitement.

Number 35: You will cry, worry and lose sleep for her.

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The first set of winning tactics

The first plan is not to tell a woman how many girlfriends you have talked about. If you want to be calm in the future, don't talk so much nonsense when she asks you to wash the dishes, remember to hide!

A man can't live without friends, so when a friend is in trouble, that is, when his wife finds out that he is dating someone else's woman, we will take this method to save one, Gaga. ...

The third plan is to be a gentleman if you want to be hindered. What should I do if I really don't like flies around my girlfriend? Let them start a melee! Haha's laughter ...

Fourth, it is better for men to be diligent, but don't be too tired to lift your head at critical moments. Such people have no dignity. I remember that especially on the wedding day, women will remember the man on that day for a long time.

The fifth plan is to rob a woman when she is injured. This is the easiest time for a person to succeed. Please comfort a woman with your heart, even if your actions are still robbing her of danger.

The sixth plan is to divert attention. When you go out tonight, please don't tell your wife where you are going. If she keeps asking, please tell her that you are going in the opposite direction, so that you can be a happily married person.

The second set of enemy tactics

The seventh plan is to make something out of nothing. Please use this method with caution. Usually this method will hurt a woman's heart to the extreme. At the same time, it is doomed that a woman will hate for a lifetime, but she will never pester you again! The way is that you say to her, "I don't think our child is mine!" " "

The eighth plan is to sneak into Chen Cang. Don't let her know. When you know, you will find that she has fallen in love with you deeply. Remember to always be confident.

If your wife quarrels with your mother, you'd better do so, or you'll get angry.

The tenth plan is to hide the knife in the smile on the wedding night. When she was passionate, she smiled at the climax and asked her, "Wife, don't let me do housework in the future, okay?" She will definitely agree! deceptious

The eleventh plan is not very good, at least it is not very useful in love, personal opinion.

Plan 12 shoplifting If you fall in love with your sister, please be nice to her sister!

The third set of attack tactics

If you find that your lover doesn't care much about you, please make her feel that others like you, so we seem to have done something to make her misunderstand.

The fourteenth plan is to revive your shadow, so that even if we are on a business trip, we can safely continue courtship outside.

Fifteenth plan: I want to spend the night at my girlfriend's house. Please try to get my mother-in-law to leave. ...

The sixteenth plan is to play hard to get to her for ten minutes, but one minute makes her feel confused, which is much better and more effective than always!

The seventeenth plan is to throw bricks to attract jade. Men like to throw jade directly to their beloved woman, but the result is sometimes unexpected. The feeling that a woman likes is that every time a surprise goes up, please go up slowly before getting married, otherwise she will ask for something you can't bear when getting married.

Please respect your future mother-in-law and father-in-law. Their opinions are sometimes quite important.

The fourth set of melee meter

Before you marry her, please cut off all men who have a strong love for her, so that she will be very dependent on you and men's self-esteem will be preserved.

Never let a woman know how much money you have in your pocket, so that you can have more property control after marriage!

Please use this meter when you want a divorce.

If you find that your wife is having an affair, please pretend to be on a business trip, and then ...

Make friends with your rival in love, express your advantages and attach importance to the woman you like. ...

Dai Guo's first wedding night, please treat her family like this!

The fifth set of parallel operational plans

The twenty-fifth plan is to steal the column and choose a good best man. Let him drink more on the wedding day. You should keep your strength and the spirit of your wedding night!

Please don't directly blame your wife, because she is a difficult person to get along with!

Plan 27 is not crazy. When she values gifts beyond your income, please do the same!

When she promised to come to your house, something would happen to you. Please make it difficult for her to leave your house. It's a long night, and then it's up to you. ...

Please believe that is one of your most beautiful lies!

The thirtieth plan is to go to your mother-in-law's house and be diligent, so that even if you quarrel, she won't get help!

The sixth set of failure tactics

Article 31 honey trap: Are you a handsome boy? If so, please seduce her. ...

You can tell her that there are actually many people in your family tonight, and both parents want to meet her, but as you know, the whole family has gone out under your arrangement! Because you want to ...

Never trust a beautiful woman, you can make her listen to you!

Don't think that only women cry. When men cry, they are super lethal!

We want to capture her whole world. Don't think that you can not care about her by marrying her. You can't. Let her fall in love with you completely and be a lazy person again!

Please don't go home if your love has come to an end. Soon, she will leave the house. Women are most afraid of touching the scene.