Joke: What's the difference between a hen and a rooster?

As we all know, some people ask a rooster and a rooster to express their meaning in three words. In addition, someone wants to ask which zodiac the rooster catches. Do you know what this is about? In fact, what is a little hen and a little cock? Let's take a look at how the hen and the rooster are divided, hoping to help everyone!

Methods for sex identification of hen, rooster and chicken (1) Dip chicken feet in water and let the chicken go. If the footprints are in a straight line, it is a rooster, and if the footprints are irregular, it is a hen. (2) Hang the chicken's feet upside down, droop its body and extend its head horizontally forward, which is the cock with its wings open but not flapping. (3) The length of feathers on cock wings is basically the same, but hens are obviously different.

The story of chicken and cockerel

The chicken pecked at the cock and said, you go and play, and I will give you brothers and sisters ~ ~

Kneel and beg jokes about roosters.

In a village, an old man kept a group of hens and an old hen.

The old man thought that the rooster was too old to handle his daily work normally and decided to add another rooster.

So the old man went to the market and bought a rooster.

Husband chicken said: welcome to join, young man.

The rooster said, damn it, what qualifications do you have to welcome me? You are so old, it's time to retire and go home.

The old chicken said, can't I give you a hand? Although I am old, I can handle a small number of hens.

Rooster said: not at all. This job is easy for me, and it's all covered.

The old chicken said, can we make a bet? If I win, you can give me a hen. If you win, I quit completely. Let's race, run 50 meters, and whoever comes first will win.

Rooster said, no problem.

The old chicken said piteously, but you see that I am so old, can you spare me? Let me run 10 meter first, and then you can start running. Okay？

Cock said: OK! Look at your old style, even if you are allowed to 10 meters, you will lose.

The next morning, the game began.

The old chicken ran out 10 meter first. When the old chicken passed the point of 10 meter, the little cock rushed out in one step and soon caught up with the old chicken. Just as the rooster was about to catch up with her husband's chicken, the gun rang.

The old man stood by and killed the cock with a gun. The old man sat on the ground in despair and shouted, God, this is the fifth rooster I bought from the market!

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In a village, an old man kept a group of hens and an old hen.

The old man thought that the rooster was too old to handle his daily work normally and decided to add another rooster.

So the old man went to the market and bought a rooster.

Husband chicken said: welcome to join, young man.

The rooster said, damn it, what qualifications do you have to welcome me? You are so old, it's time to retire and go home.

The old chicken said, can't I give you a hand? Although I am old, I can handle a small number of hens.

Rooster said: not at all. This job is easy for me, and it's all covered.

The old chicken said, can we make a bet? If I win, you can give me a hen. If you win, I quit completely. Let's race, run 50 meters, and whoever comes first will win.

Rooster said, no problem.

The old chicken said piteously, but you see that I am so old, can you spare me? Let me run 10 meter first, and then you can start running. Okay？

What are hens and cocks? Cock said: OK! Look at your old style, even if you are allowed to 10 meters, you will lose.

The next morning, the game began.

The old chicken ran out 10 meter first. When the old chicken passed the point of 10 meter, the little cock rushed out in one step and soon caught up with the old chicken. Just as the rooster was about to catch up with her husband's chicken, the gun rang.

The old man stood by and killed the cock with a gun. The old man sat on the ground in despair and shouted, God, this is the fifth rooster I bought from the market!

The above is about how a hen and a rooster are divided. It is about using three words to express the meaning of a rooster and a hen. After reading the joke, I hope this will help everyone!