Lines of comic dialogue sketch about saving water and electricity

A: Recently, all our people are actively responding to the call of the state, advocating economy and practicing economy.

B: That's right.

A: As a coal miner, how do you plan to save money in the future?

B: What shall we do in the future? We've thought about it. We should start saving money now.

A: Good point. what are you going to do？ (Very happy)

B: Let you lose your job first.

A: Huh? (surprised)

B: Ah, what. Don't you think you are superfluous to both of us? Ah!

A: (Next hop) ...

B: Save-I'll save you first. You go, dear audience friends. Due to the problem of economy, tonight's cross talk is temporarily changed to stand-up cross talk. Friends understand, thank you!

A: Then what should I do?

B: You will be unemployed from today. Come to my house and help me with my shoes.

You are looking for a cigarette.

I'm just kidding. Actually, I have made up my mind.

A: What?

B: I won't eat from tomorrow.

A: Hunger strike?

Yes, how about it? Is it economical enough?

A: So you didn't ask me how to save it?

B: How did you save it?

I won't wear clothes from tomorrow.

B: hooliganism, right?

A: It's better to play hooligans than starve to death.

No, you don't understand what I really mean ...

A: I don't think you understand the true meaning of saving.

B: What? ...

What is economy?

B: Isn't the economy just fair? ...

A: Don't talk. Let me explain something to you. Saving means ... right? Is it simple? Everyone knows what it means, so let's not talk about it.

B: Let's talk about it. As the saying goes, "review the past and learn the new." Tell me, tell me.

Do you really want to know?

Audience: Yes!

Like it very much?

Audience: Yes!

A: Well, since everyone wants to hear it-I won't say it.

B: What?

Oh, I mean let you tell everyone.

B: well, then I'm welcome. Generally speaking, saving is what we talked about earlier.

A: That's right.

B: Don't eat without clothes! about ..

A: Stop, stop, I said, how can we say that we have talked before? Here it is.

B: Isn't it?

A: Of course not. What a mess you have here. Let me correct it, my friends. In fact, saving should be no clothes and no food.

B: Huh?

I let you in. In fact, saving means saving, that is, not extravagance and waste, not extravagance and waste, and not using things that should not be used. This is the correct explanation for saving.

Oh, what do you mean, like? ...

A: For example, you can eat two steamed buns at ordinary times. Just eat one today.

B: Oh.

For example, you can smoke two cigarettes a day. ...

B: You want to kill me.

Why should I shoot you?

Who can smoke two cigarettes a day?

Oh, that's wrong. It should be two packs of cigarettes. Let's smoke one today.

B: it's also economical!

A: Well, in layman's terms. ...

I see, the savings are half less than usual. For example, I usually buy two pairs of shoes, and today I buy a pair of shoes.

A: That's right.

B: How about a pair of shoes?

A: Then you can buy one.

B: Nerves.

A: I'm kidding. In fact, this kind of saving is simple, but it has great long-term significance.

Really?

A: Not really. It is related to the rise and fall of a country and a nation since childhood.

B: That's right. It is related to the prosperity of an enterprise and a family since childhood.

A: So we must start from ourselves.

B: Start with the little things around you.

A: Building the country through diligence and thrift.

B: Clean up diligently.

A: Let's talk about our mine from a distance.

Let's talk about our work.

A: Since the whole country called for the national economy, the mine manager has formulated the principle of saving the whole mine at the staff meeting, that is, "all expenses should be reduced, except the wages of workers."

B: Yes, the deputy mine manager has also formulated the standard of saving materials for the whole mine: "The saving of materials is directly proportional to the increase of wages."

A: Under the supervision of these two saving standards, the whole mine immediately took action, and all units formulated practical saving measures.

B: That's right. Proper measures have achieved remarkable results.

A: the ever-burning lamp of the whole mine?

B: How about that?

A: The lights go out when people leave.

B: The "flowing water" of the whole mine.

A: How about that?

B: It doesn't leak.

Answer: Mine-wide electrical maintenance.

B: How about that?

A: "I like the new and hate the old."

What do you mean?

A: All electricians and maintenance workers like new maintenance tools, but they don't hate the old ones still being used.

B: In this way, all the workers in the garage "like the new and hate the old"

What do you mean?

B: What's the garage for?

A: It specializes in repairing old and broken equipment sent by other units.

B: Throw it away. Why fix it? It's old and broken.

A: You don't understand. That's what garages do. Where there is work, there is food.

then what

A: Then the repaired equipment will be painted and renovated.

B: By the way, I like the old equipment, and I'm too lazy to convert it into a new one. I like the old ones, but I never get tired of the new ones.

A: Oh, that's it? "

B: That's right.

A: In this case, the workers in that garage are still experts in "second venture".

What do you mean?

What do you mean? Technicians in the machine maintenance workshop can turn a little unremarkable waste into urgently needed equipment for production. Do you feel a little "second time"?

B: That's right. In this way, all the staff in the ventilation work area are good at "seeing the needle".

What do you mean?

B: What do the staff in the ventilation work area mainly do?

A: Needless to say, the main thing is to mend the broken air duct.

Everything is broken. Just change it to a new one.

A: Huh? Must sew, as the saying goes: "sew for three years, mend for three years, sew for three years?"

B: That's right. What should I sew?

A: Use a needle.

B: Isn't it? "see the needle"!

A: Oh, in this way, the staff in the transportation work area "have nothing to do but have fun".

B: Why?

Answer: Because the ground rollers and pulleys they repaired in order to reduce the wear of wire ropes and belts are "idling idling", they are "idling idling".

B: In this way, the staff in the three major coal mining areas of the whole mine "knocked out their teeth and swallowed them".

A: Why?

B: save materials. Whoever's work mistake leads to the broken pick of the shearer will be deducted from his salary, so it is said that "the tooth was knocked out and swallowed".

A: In this way, the workers in the three major excavation areas of the whole mine are good at "picking up garbage".

What do you mean?

A: Trade-in the old for the new to reduce costs.

B: In this way, the workers in the electromechanical work area are very good at "making trouble".

What do you mean?

B: Make a patrol inspection to reduce damage and material consumption.

A: In this way, the staff of government departments are all "piano master".

What do you mean?

A: Paperless office.

B: In this way, all the cadres and workers in the mine take a bath like walking in the rain.

What do you mean?

What happens if you walk in the rain?

At first I was wet, but I was soaked through in the heavy rain.

B: So shower first and then soak, which can save water.

A: As a result, all the cadres and workers in the mine are "unbearable".

What do you mean?

A: Pack up the leftovers and leave.

B: in that case, if all the cadres and workers in the mine go on like this for such a long time, then our mine ...

A: How about that?

B: world without thieves.

A: Why?

Have you forgotten? "The saving of materials is in direct proportion to the increase of wages."

A: Oh. Rich!