A joke suitable for motivating employees at the morning meeting.

Since ancient times, jokes have been indispensable in people's lives? Dispensing products? . Jokes make people feel a little happy and relaxed in a rigid life. The following is a joke I shared with you about the morning meeting. I hope you like it!

Morning meeting inspires jokes 1. A person passes by a cemetery at night and thinks it is a ghost fire when he sees a fire. Then he threw a brick and the fire moved to another grave. The man still threw a brick, and he heard: Shit! You can't even shit. You will get two bricks when you smoke. ?

I didn't pay attention to washing the dishes and dropped the bowl on the floor. Fortunately, I only lost a corner on the side and became a small gap. Then continue to wash the dishes. The right hand didn't pay attention to crossing the gap? Broken, I thought: Is it really that fast? I can break my hand. Then I tried it with my left hand and it broke. I thought to myself, that was fast. If this bowl is used for eating, wouldn't it be miserable? Then nc, tried it with your mouth? Your lips are broken, too?

3. A couple on the bus, the woman let a pervert touch her, and her boyfriend was expressionless. After arriving at the station, her boyfriend pulled the pervert out of the car, beat him skillfully and took his girlfriend away. Analysis of the reasons for a website's voting. Seventy-five percent of the people voted for it? The child is waiting for his skills to cool down.

There is a steamed stuffed bun shop near the subway station, and the business is very good. It queues up every day, next to a train ticket sales point. Queue up there to buy steamed bread today. When I was about to arrive, I heard two men at the back say, Oh, my God, this is a steamed stuffed bun shop. Where is the train ticket conductor? Ah, over there! ?

Just sent a drunk buddy home, and the man cried all the way for a massage. Sent to the door, his wife's friends looked up and down and said to me: this? This? This young lady is really like my wife, hehe. ? I saw her wife's face twitching, and it was inconvenient to see me present. Help him into the living room with me. He said he had to go to the bathroom, so he went in by himself. After seeing his wife, he took a phone call and left angrily. Just wondering, this guy came out of the toilet and said to me, I just called my wife and said that the company would not go back if it worked overtime. ?

6. Once I went to the dungeon to paint with the warriors? Half an hour passed, and suddenly a message came from the loudspeaker, which almost thundered me to death: students from the middle school affiliated to Zhejiang XX Mine, the principal is here, run?

7. When buying gloves, the boss wants 30, I say 30, and the boss insists on 35. After several talks, he refused to give in. I thought about it, gave a fifty, and he quickly gave me thirty-five.

8. In high school, our toilet had a door with a spring, which could be returned to its original position, but it could only be opened in, not out. Many people have the habit of opening the toilet door and kicking it. Most people just kick about knee-high. I have a classmate who has practiced martial arts, probably to show off or to maintain his flexibility. He always lifts his feet high and kicks them to about the height of his chest. One night, the man went to WC, walked to the door, didn't think about it, lifted his foot and kicked. As soon as our dean had finished speaking, he pushed the door and went out. So our dean was kicked back to the toilet by my classmate?

9. Life is like the weather, predictable, but often unexpected.

10. Repeating the path taken by others is because you ignore your own feet.

1 1. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his profession.

12. Deceiving others is a curse, and forgiving others is a blessing.

13. The belief in success is like an alarm clock, which will wake you up when you need it.

14. If you want to succeed, you can't have an excuse. If you have an excuse, you can't succeed.

15. The more one cares, the more inferior one feels.

Funny stories in the morning +0. No book in the world can bring you good luck, but they can make you become yourself quietly.

2. Women please themselves, while men pity themselves!

3. No matter how long the road is, it can be completed step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!

6. Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money.

7. You know, keeping love in your heart is the worst way to save money. It can neither preserve the value nor generate interest. Why not send it to warm me?

8. No matter how many times you fall, as long as the final posture is standing.

9. Life is so short that if you don't give up today, you may not get it tomorrow.

10. I am afraid of being used, but I am afraid that you are useless!

1 1. What is cruelty? If it's a man, I'll break his three legs; If it is a male dog, I will break his five legs!

12. You are too short! Let me borrow your telescope to see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

13. Marriage: Lonely, eager to find a female animal who lives alone and has an original version. My price is a place in the grassland of Inner Mongolia. I can resolutely deal with anyone who peeks at the website alone. Recently, the weather is abnormal, and my mind is afraid, and I need your concern urgently. From Garnett the Wolf King.

14. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

A man touched a woman on the bus, and the woman gave him a bad look. Then the man touched the woman again and the woman said angrily this time? What are you doing? Men are embarrassed to say? You've been stepping on my foot. You didn't break your mat.

A joke suitable for the morning meeting 1. You are an orc, a necessary raw material for the destruction of the universe, and even the orcs despise you;

2. There is a kind of person who is not a Chinese doctor, and he will never know that you are his father.

3. An orchard, rich every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not loving school, graduating from junior high school, loving nature, and staying in the countryside. Optimistic life, ambitious goals, running a company, green agricultural products, marriage age, lack of objects, no requirements, simple at ordinary times, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.

4. What is making money? Lao tze? , spend money? Son? . ? Lao tze? Earning money is very tiring. Son? Spending money is not guilty. ? Lao tze? Get up early and be greedy for black, and it's miserable. Son? Spend a smart card. May you spend properly and not delay? Lao tze? Hind legs.

5. Do wasps sting baldness? There is nothing to hide.

6. Make money for your life. Life means spending money, and you have to make money after spending it. So repeated, endless, always circulating. I wish you rich financial resources, a beautiful life, free and easy spending, Jin Xin shining, money like a mountain!

The doctor said smoking was bad for the lungs, so I quit smoking. Said that eating barbecue is not good for the liver, so I quit barbecue; Said contacting you was bad for the brain, so I gave him a good beating. How to quit friendship?

8. Every day I keep setting a new world record-the number of days I have lived in this world.

9. I am good-looking, so you should be patient.

10. Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets!

1 1. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me? .

12. Fall down, get up and cry ~ ~ ~

13. Part I: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children. Part two: Look at the present, white rice, turtle soup, a child and a bunch of wives.

14. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up by yourself.

15. The career belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the child, and the mistake is your own.

16. Good love makes you see the world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

17. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there was a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!

18. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

19. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! This is a sure bet.