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The shortest joke I have ever heard is only one word, which is said to be said by a beggar.

I should have heard this sentence from grandpa's generation when I was very young. Now that I think about it, it is not just the shortest joke.

This joke was told by a beggar who is famous for telling jokes, just one word; I need to say a few words about the illiteracy of my grandfather's generation; For someone who knows a few words, I can write an article with enthusiasm. It can be seen that the generation is not as good as the generation.

The shortest joke is this:

Once upon a time, there was a family carrying a bride. When the bride was carried to her husband's door, she refused to get off the sedan chair. She pulled a long face and was very unhappy. A beggar heard that someone was going to get married here and came to beg. The beggar is famous for telling jokes. The groom's official is very angry. He had time to send the beggar away, so he gave him a difficult problem and said, I heard that you are famous for telling jokes. If you can make the bride happy today, you can have a wedding reception here. If not, you'd better go to another house. The beggar said, ok.

There is a bystander nearby. Seeing that he promised so lightly, he embarrassed him and said that you are only allowed to say one word. The beggar said, ok.

This is really a ghost. People have been coaxing her for a long time, and you can amuse her with a word. Another narrow-minded ghost said: Our bride is famous for her good temperament. It is not uncommon for you to make fun of her. You have to say that you are angry with her. That's your ability. The beggar said, ok.

So all the people present were speechless and gathered around to watch the play.

I saw a beggar looking around and a dog gnawing a bone on the ground. He went up to the dog, knelt down, kowtowed respectfully three times and cried, Dad.

Full of laughter. The beggar swaggered to the table and drank wine. The narrow-minded ghost said, don't worry, there is still one level. The beggar said: it's not good to have a hard time with others on their big day. Narrow-minded ghost said: don't make excuses, you are incompetent. The beggar said: it's too easy, just to tell you the truth and make her angry. Don't be angry with me. Everyone promised not to bother. The beggar went to the sedan chair, knelt down, kowtowed respectfully for three times, and called out, Mother.

This is called a sentence that makes people laugh, a sentence that makes people jump. Who doesn't want this skill? But who wants to humiliate themselves like this? But when you think about it, it's not just beggars who are humiliated here. After hearing this joke, I am most grateful for the dog that gnawed at the bone. It wouldn't be funny if the dog was the groom's official. This dog is the most important prop of the play. But it stays out of it and feels no respect, ridicule and embarrassment. In fact, when humans celebrate the Year of the Dog, when they are running dogs, and when they talk nonsense, they have nothing to do with dogs.

People in the world think they are primates and masters of the world, and they don't feel arrogant at all. This joke is ridiculous. It was the collective madness of mankind that tore it to pieces. This joke is annoying because these collective arrogant unconscious individuals hurt it.

This joke is also sad, but human impermanence is obtained by hurting the dignity of a dog.

This joke is respectable, but dogs can't live any lower. It stays out of jokes and gives it a very spicy taste. The beggar saw this and gave him a hand. He despises himself and laughs at all the kind people who still regard him as their own kind. He can't make fun of noble people who don't treat others as human beings. Of course, they don't understand humor. In their eyes, a dog kowtows to another dog and calls it dad, while a dog kowtows to another dog and calls it mom.