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Quotes from the 1970s.

1, a mouse can surf the Internet, otherwise why is it called a mouse? I haven't seen you for a long time. I don't know how ugly you are.

In Jin Zijing, family members speak with one ear, while outsiders speak.

4, smile in front of people, but my heart is twisted.

5. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.

6, with everyone, but for you, I want to give you a favor.

7. There is only one road, or a dead end for short.

8. People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and dogs run happily with bells.

9. I have a wand, which is bigger and smaller and looks better.

10, the ordinary road is with me, and you will have a brilliant avenue!

1 1, you, dressed so dangerously, look so safe.

12, the wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!

13, smiling is not necessarily polite, but may also be a warning.

14. Looking at it, it's all grass. Who are you running with, miss?

15 You show your waist in the south and I wear mink in the north.

16, ruddy complexion and good spirit, dare to ask the girl to use Dabao.

17, is this a turning point? It's obviously the breaking point.

18, like is a touch of love; Love is deep love.

19, it's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

20, time is divided into diagonal lines, disintegrating our dependence.

2 1, mermaid, I love you, only you won't cheat!

22. Try two pillows when you can't sleep alone.

23. You are the best among scum and the beast among beasts!

24, noisy, noisy, and old together.

25. It's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable.

26, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.

27. Sometimes, it is a mistake to care too much.

28, standing to pee is nothing, have the ability to stand and shit.

29. As long as you have a lesson in your heart, you can have a lesson wherever you go.

30. Real people never show their faces, and those who show their faces are not real people.

3 1, in fact, I am not obscene, but simply not obvious.

32. Love is naturally black in the depths, and black is naturally dirty in the depths.

33. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

If you don't frown all your life, there should be no gnashing people in the world.

35. It doesn't matter if you don't turn your head, just don't get into the water.

36, life is too long, you are just a landscape!

37. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

38, looks are given by parents, and the future is your own.

Don't say you are overbearing, because some people are very low-key.

40. The world is not only fair, but some mothers are also flat.

4 1, I'm not a TV, so stop staring at me.

42. Women can still live a wonderful life without men.

43. I only need a love letter and a confession for Valentine's Day.

44. Every time you become famous in a poor day, you lose more because of pride.

45. Count the money until your hand cramps. Wake up naturally!

46. I found my dad very fashionable and even robbed my computer!

47. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

48, a man has some money in his pocket, and he will not be idle below the waist!

49. Don't push so hard, aren't you afraid of flashing your tongue?

50. I'm running streaky pork, and I bring my own salt.

5 1. What happened to my lack of money? Better than you have no conscience.

52, teacher, you wait, the old woman is going to let the Buddha give her marriage!

53. If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants.

54. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, so it always goes hungry.

55, time is the same as cleavage, there is still squeezing.

56. Don't ask others why, ask yourself why.

57. Decisiveness is wearing a temperament white shirt with a flat chest.

58. Others laugh at me for being too open-minded, and I laugh at others for not letting go.

59. There is a saying in the world that Brother Chun wins the world.

60. My wife wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.

6 1, I am not as good as you, and you will lose in talent.

62. Some love is capricious and needs careful management.

63. Hate less when drinking and lose too much weight.

64. If you touch my things, it's your fault.

Wan Shui Qian Shan is always in love, so I can't touch my sister.

66. Being abused for thousands of times in winter is like first love for a quilt.

67. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped.

68. Change makes sense, general rules change, change leads to life, and life leads to change.

69. When a beauty is haggard, she is still so perfect.

70. Life in a theater, such as Huangmei Opera, is hopelessly yellow.

7 1, English is not normal, I am from China.

73, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

I am a genius, but education ruined me.

75. If you walk too coquettish, you will wrestle, and if you show off in an ostentatious manner, you will flash your waist.

76. The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

77. Being injured is to teach us to change our weaknesses.

78. I'm not a fucking god who can't look like you!

79. The invigilator should not be too sharp-eyed. I have a cheat sheet on me.

If you use a honey trap, I'll play along.

8 1, put away your overflowing heart and get out of my world.

82, seduce sister paper which is stronger, China Shandong looking for Lan Xiang.

83. I am single, I am proud, and I save people for my country.

84. Where the law of the jungle prevails, people will not sympathize with the weak.

85. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

86. The person you dream of should go to bed when you wake up.

87. Fate has come to you, and I am destined to love you in this life.

88. I am an actor. As soon as I see the beautiful MM, my eyes are greedy!

89. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

90. Don't talk to me about sincerity. You are no longer qualified.

9 1, remember my name, although we have no story.

92. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

94. I was just thinking about the future, but reality slapped me!

95. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

96. Drunk men are animals, and drunken women are prey.

97. I am human, but you are not me, so you are not human.

98, under the banner of the object, without money.

99. Please smile. It's easier than explaining why you are sad.

100, please move out of my heart when I come back.

10 1. Better be a gatekeeper of hell than a watchdog of heaven!

102, single girls is not guilty, and single girls is not tired.

103, the red light stops and the green light goes. Can you give it to a young lady?

104, the Monkey King is too fickle, so she is destined to be single.

105, even if you are occupied, I will use flowers instead of trees.

106, the hero is a beautiful woman when he is angry, and the beautiful woman asks for money with a smile.

107, split the road of life and death with both hands, and cut off right and wrong with one knife.

108, women may not be beautiful, but they must not be smart.

109, dreams are full of you, and only you are in my mind.

1 10. If you want to marry Big Wolf, your father must be Li Gang.

1 1 1, RMB always creates great miracles.

I will love you forever until I get full marks in the math exam.

1 13, the prosperity is empty, and the night is like water smoke.

1 14. If I don't learn well, it proves that I am kind.

1 15. Reason is like a big liar, and sensibility is like a neuropathy.

1 16, if you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

If money is dirt, then I am dung beetles.

1 18, if people are sentimental and old, move my brother here and do it all.

1 19, I am a talent and you are a genius, so you have two more than me.

120, those who eat more are called foodies, and those who can eat especially are called gits.

12 1. In today's society, it is difficult for rich people to have no money.

Classic quotations from the 1970s

1, the past can really pass, is the present really the present? 2. A man will get into the habit of being ambiguous again and again: he must always live in ambiguity!

What is irresistible is the beginning, and what is irresistible is the end.

4, we are not saints, so we often go the wrong way, not helpless, but some fall, some things, pain, cry, you will understand that happiness is always full of defects.

In the early morning, the breeze blows the curtains and dances, and the lonely figure reveals the illusion of loneliness through the curtains. Thousands of thoughts are extraordinarily quiet in the silent morning.

6. Some people have no choice but to care about what they care about, but they dare not care. Some people obviously miss it, but they dare not miss it.

7. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock; I like your personality, but I don't like your gender!

8. There is a kind of sadness called a smile. There is a kind of smile called helplessness. There is a kind of helplessness called hiding. There is a kind of cover-up called leaving. There is a kind of farewell called farewell.

9. What should not be abandoned is incompetence, helplessness, ignorance and persistence.

10, long time no see, including how much sadness and helplessness between us. After all, there are countless years.

1 1, some people, I can't let go; But I am helpless and can only pretend to be strong; It doesn't matter if you say it with a smile, but the more you laugh, the happier you are and the more painful you feel.

12, I am used to loneliness. When you came, I naively thought I saw hope. Now my heart hurts more. You are just a stranger passing by.

13, healthy; Just when a flower blooms and falls; Just a moment when a leaf falls.

14, Transformers: In that era when toys were relatively scarce, Transformers series toys instantly captured the hearts of boys.

15, I just want to be an audience, because I don't want to be contaminated with too much secular noise.

16, some things, I pretend not to know, knowing, will only make myself more heartbroken.

17, life is like peeling an onion, and one piece will make people cry.

18 Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him.

19, thinking of you is a kind of pain, a dull pain! I don't come often, but I can't get rid of it.

20. I think this sentence speaks for many boys who smoke. Sometimes they really don't smoke, but they get endless loneliness and helplessness in life.

2 1, Lin Daiyu is often seen in her generation, which is the commonality of girls. Jia Baoyu is in distress, which is a myth of men.

22. Who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the soul of endless sadness.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

24. The most silent memory is always lost to fleeting time. Unexpectedly, there is still room for redemption, but how can you remain silent in the face of each other? It turns out that love will lose to time.

25, military hook shoes. To tell the truth, I don't even know if it's these two words, that is, boots-like shoes with straps all the way to the ankles. Probably imitating the dress code of the army.

26. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

27. Disappointment, anxiety, fear, collapse and helplessness. This is what I've been feeling recently.

28. There is a smell of fire here, burning faintly between helplessness and anger. Suddenly, I stepped on my body and floated up. I flew alone.

29. Is there anyone who has love like me but is afraid to say it? How helpless this feeling is.

30, girls casually say, how much helplessness and bitterness are hidden behind.

3 1, love a girl, rather than give her up for her happiness, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness!

32. You said you would wait for me, and you did. You found someone to wait for me.

Maybe one day, in a noisy city, you and I passed by. I will stop and stare at the back in the distance and tell myself: I once loved that person!

34. Some people left and never came back. Therefore, waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in the world.

35. Youth blooms, and mentally retarded teenagers grow up alone and helpless.

36, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, do not belong to themselves, why care.

37. If a man wants to win a woman's heart, he must not dress worse than her. If a woman wants to capture her heart, at least she can't dress better than her!

38, the reality is so helpless, the road ahead is still very long, you must be strong.

39. Girls casually say nothing, but they don't know how much helplessness and bitterness are hidden behind them.

40. Your memory, as well as your and my memories; My memory is full of writing your diary.

4 1. How many people will say the same thing when they leave this world? The world is really helpless and desolate!

42. I used to think that sadness would cause a lot of tears; It turns out that the real sadness is that I can't shed a tear.

43. Some wounds, no matter how long, will still hurt when touched; Some people, no matter how long it takes, will still hurt when they think about it.

44. Counting the fallen leaves in front of the door and listening to the rain outside the window, the sound of wading sounded this time. Is your heart wet by the rain?

45, some words, suitable for rotten in the heart; Some pain, suitable for silent forgetting!

46. Break dancing: In junior high school, break dancing became popular. Boys and girls are learning, and I can move many joints!

47. There are always too many words to say to you, but why have they all turned into silence?

48. Feelings are affordable for young people. Between men and women, the most expensive thing is not playing with money, but playing with feelings.

49. People are fickle animals, and neither fairies nor beauties can keep love for a lifetime!

50. Some people, I can't let go. But I have no choice but to pretend to be strong. It doesn't matter if you say it with a smile, but the more you laugh, the happier you are and the more painful you feel.

5 1, don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't hurt your heart. Some people are destined to be passers-by in life; Some things often make us very helpless.

You know I don't want to leave, and you know how helpless I am. If time keeps going so fast, how can I rely on you? What should I do if my tears come out?

53. A common mistake made by girls in love is to break up as a means to ask for love!

Lonely people will always remember everyone who appears in their lives, just as I will always think of you.

55. Time will slowly precipitate memories, some people will gradually blur in your heart, learn to let go, and your happiness needs to be fulfilled by yourself.

56. Who are you, the pen-tip teenager who misses you so much, turned into a song on the desolate road of the city.

57. No matter how many grievances you have suffered. I'll keep a secret. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

58. Is there such a person? You have said that you want to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it.

59. No woman is born a strong woman. Becoming a strong woman is mostly because there is a child around.

60. Some things will be inadvertently remembered; Some memories cannot be forgotten by white hair; Some wounds will never be seen by others, because they are hidden in your heart.

6 1, don't look back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, why take the oath? Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow, you will be a stranger.

62, once love, once pain, once confusion, who let me forget your appearance, but now it is forever hurt.

63. Time flies, the years are ruthless, everything flies in time, and I am getting old helplessly.

You must be the best man on my wedding day. Because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together.

65. For three years, we had sadness, happiness, excitement and helplessness. Finally, let's leave with a smile!

66. Colored body pants, the kind with belts, long sweaters with a pair of bright body pants, seem to have been very popular all the time.

67. Cherry blossoms only bloom once, but true love only happens once. If you are just lonely, please don't love me.

68. I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile. But in the end, I laughed and shed tears.

69. Be sleepy from 8: 00 to 1 1 every day. Sleepy from 14 to 17. Helpless, sleepy eyes are an eye-opener.

70. Being together for a long time will make you bored, but being apart for a long time will make you miss it. So, cherish the time together.

7 1. You always ask me what tears taste like. I answered helplessly, it is salty. I've tasted it for you countless times.

72. Learn to forget and know how to give up. You are so careless, why should I be infatuated?

73. Too much helplessness, too many tears, be strong tomorrow. Laugh at your hypocrisy.

74. I love you so much that I neglect myself. I trust you enough to doubt myself.

75. Every inch of time is a wound, and the fine sand falling from the fingers is a helpless time!

76. There are always some people who will never forget this life and have no choice but to miss it.

77. I am becoming more and more willful because I love it too much. More and more silence is because the injury is too painful. More and more polite because of disappointment.

78. The sadness of the Ferris wheel is helplessness. Obviously, it is rotating along the happy track, but it can only go back to the original place.

79. When men have cigarettes and beer, they have stories. If a woman has money and looks, there will be tragedy!

80, hiding in a certain time, missed a period of palmprint; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

8 1, a smart man, often has a woman waiting, and he will be tempted by a woman's love, but not infatuated.

82. Time is like an old man, waiting for you to understand his vicissitudes and helplessness.

83. The combination of heart and heart is cautious and the arrangement is sincere. Remember these two words and take the emotional road!

84. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to.

85. Lost? Disappointed? Sad? Helpless? Doesn't matter? Nothing can be answered, so we are destined to grow up crying.

86. Giving up is helplessness, incompetence, ignorance and perseverance.

As a man, you must stand four things: watching, testing, asking and checking.

88. Some people, I can't let go; But I have no choice but to pretend to be strong. It doesn't matter if you say it with a smile, but the more you laugh, the happier you are and the more painful you feel.

89. We, and those memories about us, turned out to be just a joke.

90. But I like it so much in my heart that I let go of my feelings for the time being, or am I still concerned about you every night?

9 1, tired of loneliness, I really want someone to spend it with me!

92. Don't take yourself too seriously. You know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

93. When you are in love, promise to get married again in your next life; After marriage, I often doubt that I have built a doomed love in my previous life!

94. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

95. There is a kind of love called Gao Fushuai, a kind of elimination called feeling good shanzhai, and a kind of helplessness called the weekend passing too fast.

96. Once upon a time, a person really came into my world. But before you know it, it has disappeared. Since then, no one can walk around in my little world at will.

97. I want to recall the beauty in my memory, but the reality always hurts me again and again, and I will live in a lonely night forever.

98. Some things often make us very helpless. Love and friendship. If you look down, the damage will be less.

99. Other people's fairy tales are always romantic, but mine are always bleak.

100, some people, some things, lost and never came back, blaming themselves for not cherishing them at the beginning.

10 1, Lin Daiyu can't be born today, because women can't meet people who love flowers like Jia Baoyu.

102, I thought we would never be apart, but that's just my idea.

103, sometimes, I accidentally know something, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

104, sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others; Good people choose to hurt themselves.

105, no matter whether you try to keep it or not, those who should go are destined to stay, and those who don't go are destined to accompany you for life.

106, I hope I am still a child. No broken heart, no painful tears.

107, I really want to ask, what is my heartache, my sadness, my helplessness and my crying in your eyes?

108, he wandered with her in the city. Unfortunately, they missed each other, but they were helpless and disappeared into the crowd.

109, some people, I can't let go. But I have no choice but to pretend to be strong.

1 10, with a crooked mouth and no smile. Perhaps this is a helpless smile.

1 1 1, not meeting doesn't mean I don't miss you, but not contacting you just to cover up my attachment to you.

1 12, one-sided shoes. It's sneakers. In the late 1980s, white-edged shoes were very popular in our country. I heard that red-edged shoes were very popular in Beijing at that time. I wore it once.

1 13. Vulgar women are always lovely and elegant, and the market prospect is always not impressive.

1 14, every kind of love has a reason! But every kind of sadness is ignorant.

1 15. Some things can only be accepted if they happen. Some people, if they lose it, let go. Some roads, if you choose, there is no turning back. Life is so helpless.

The trust you gave me, it never left. But the reality is cruel and helpless. You can't rewind the tape. There is nothing wrong with what they said. You didn't put me in your heart.

1 17. The greatest pain in life is not failure, but not experiencing everything you want to experience.

Classic quotations from WOW in the 1960 s

Classic quotations from WOW in the 1960 s

1.- Come back to life, my warrior! Fight for you, my lady! (blood monastery)

2. I smell the living! (razor highland gluttony)

Know your situation, mortal. (Onyxia)

This is the price of curiosity! (Asoregus (Blue Dragon))

5. There are living people here! (Stansom) 1 10+00:)

6. We defend honor with blood! (Baron Dale, historic building)

7. Pride will send you to a dead end. Come mortal, taste the wrath of the soul snatcher! (Zugrabuhaka)

8. Welcome to this feast, my friend. Let's have a good time! Grand Prosecutor Whiteman, commander of the Red Crusader Mogray.

9. dust to dust, soil to soil. (Ike Sotus, manager of Melting Heart)

10. Idiot, you let these useless bugs into this sacred place, and now you have led them to me. You let me down, Aktug. You let me down. (Ragnaros, melting heart of fire)

1 1. Remember the meaning of "forgetting", we are neither living nor dead, we have forgotten the living and the dead. We have returned to the world we said goodbye to, but we can never return to those days when we were alive, and we can never return to the people we love. We are both existence and curse, so we forget the past and are forgotten by the past. (Shivanas Windrunner)

12. Race doesn't mean honor ... I know some orcs who are as respectable as the noblest knights; I also know some human beings who are as evil as the cruelest natural disasters. (Tirion Fordring)

13. Life itself is meaningless. Only death can let you know the true meaning of human nature ... (Highlord Mograine)

14. The inevitable outcome ... death! Curse you, Haka! Curse you!

15. Bless you, mortal, you set me free, and Haka can't control me anymore.

Graduation message in the 1980 s

Today, I miss and appreciate the graduation message written by my predecessors in the 1980s:

I studied in the mid-1980s. Just a few years after the reform and opening up, many things are still difficult to get rid of the brand of the planned economy era. Near graduation, some students are quietly asking if they want to buy a graduation yearbook, so that students and teachers can leave sincere wishes. I'm not afraid of jokes. I have never seen a special graduation album on the market. Graduates of the first few grades just buy a beautiful notebook for their own use as a graduation message book. At that time, unlike now, merchants took a fancy to the consumer market among students and designed graduation commemorative books with various patterns and styles. Primary school students are no strangers to these supplies. So, although I saw this graduation album, it was a bit rough, but it was still very fresh. I bought one without hesitation. At that time, many people shared my feelings. Almost everyone in our class has a graduation photo album like this.

As graduation day approaches, everyone is busy sending photos and writing messages to each other whenever they have time. Now look at the message written at that time. Very funny, but so real. I opened the guest book more than 20 years ago and extracted several articles. May you become a master in the sea of knowledge, a warrior in career mileage and a strong man in life journey! May our friendship last forever! ! The window of knowledge is open to you, and the road of climbing extends under your feet. Wish: Keep forging ahead, make unremitting efforts and make achievements! Life should be a struggle, the pursuit of struggle, self-reliance and long-lasting friendship! Looking at these unfamiliar and familiar languages, I am deeply touched. From a certain angle and side, we can see the epitome of that era at once. Compared with the personalized graduation message now, those sweet words are simply incomprehensible, but they are all true.

Naturally, many people asked me to write graduation messages for them, and I made a lot of preparations for this. At that time, I didn't dare to write something with personality and style as I do now, and I was afraid that what I wrote would break away from the revolutionary ideal and fall into convention. To this end, I read many famous sayings and recited many such poems. Li Tongxue and I have lived in a dormitory for several years. I picked up her graduation book and thought that she had taken care of me everywhere in the past few years. I began to write: nothing can replace close friendship, whether it is sentimental poems, beautiful articles or leisurely happiness. I wish you a successful career and a bright future! After writing this passage, post your own photo. Finally, I took another look at Duan Xiang. It doesn't matter. Suddenly, I saw that the message I wrote was exactly the same as Pushkin's famous words that had been printed on the decorative page of the same graduation album. However, I not only wrote it, but also posted my own photo. It's too late to change now. According to the present situation, I am wearing the same clothes.