What if I'm unhappy? Somebody tell me a joke.

1, Wukong, Bajie and Friar Sand are talking while wiping the blood on the weapon. "How many did you kill?"

"Ten. What about you? "

"Fifteen. It seems that many goblins have come to arrest Master today. "

"yes. They also clamored for trick or treat. It' s really arrogant! "

"Ha ha, I'm afraid they won't succeed?"

2. A Chu man selling shields and spears praised his shield and said, "My shield is so strong that nothing sharp can penetrate it."

He boasted of his spear and said, "My spear is so sharp that anything solid can pierce it."

Passers-by asked him, "What would happen if you stabbed your shield with your spear?"

The man didn't know how to answer, so he went up to the passerby and stabbed him to death, saying, "Only you talk a lot!" " "

3. A priest came to see the doctor. "Doctor, my amnesia seems to be cured."

"Are you? Tell me, what did you do before? "

"sermon!"

"Hehehe, let's consolidate two courses of treatment."

A samurai asked the Zen master with a live fish in his hand: I'll make a bet with you. Do you think this fish in my hand is dead or alive?

The Zen master thought: If it is alive, the samurai will trample the fish to death.

But knowing that it was alive or dead, he made up a lie. Which is more important, fish life or principle? The Zen master pondered for half an hour and finally said that it was dead.

The samurai looked at the fish in his hand and said that it was alive half an hour ago.

In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a man named Sun Jing who was diligent and studious. When reading at night, he tied his hair with a rope and tied it to the beam. ......

Later, as we all know, Sun Jing opened a barber shop and became famous all over the world by straightening her hair with one hand.