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Childhood fun exercise pen 100 words written by the school teacher.
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Mention funny things about childhood, just like the stars in the sky. But one thing shines in my mind like the brightest, which makes me unforgettable …
When I was seven years old, my father once went to the country for dinner with my brother.
I'm full, but my father is drinking with his host family. He has a good time. Bored to death, I suddenly smiled at the white wine on the table …
I crept to the table, picked up a small glass of white wine that no one had ever drunk, came to my brother and said,' Do you want to drink it or not? This is super delicious, just like a drink! "My brother sniffed with his nose, then pointed at me and said," Hey, hey, you want to hurt me again! " "Helpless, my plot failed.
Well, the smell of alcohol is too strong, which is deceptive. I decided to "start" small animals.
I walked up to a rooster with a cup in my hand and put it down. The rooster didn't see it. What should I do?
I had a brainwave and found a piece of white rice and put it in the wine. The rooster was cheated this time, pecked with his mouth open and ate happily. In a short time, I ate all the rice in the liquor. Walking like a penguin at best, wobbling.
I quickly called my brother over and said, "Look! The rooster danced! " At this time, my father and the host family heard our laughter and came over. Seeing this scene, I couldn't help laughing with us.
Childhood life is colorful. In childhood, we weave beautiful stories every day. Here I hope everyone's childhood is happy!
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