Xiaoming's classic joke

People who can tell jokes are people with a sense of humor, and the possibility of suffering from depression is greatly reduced. Let's take a look at Xiaoming's classic jokes and your humor index!

Chapter 1: Xiaoming's classic joke 1. Teacher: What would you choose, money or wisdom?

Xiaoming: Of course I want money!

Teacher: I will choose wisdom. Do you know why?

Xiaoming: Of course, people will choose what they lack. I can understand!

Teacher: Get out!

2. teacher: use? Gild the lily? Make sentences.

Xiaoming: Letter? s？ And then what? y？ By the bank's uncle and aunt? $? And then what? ￥? .

3. What should we call someone when he keeps talking when he is no longer interested?

Xiaoming: Teacher.

Teacher: Get out!

4. Teacher: Please play? My brother goes to school? Change this sentence into the future tense.

Xiaoming: My brother's son goes to school.

Teacher: Get out!

While the teacher was waiting for class, he found Xiao Qiang sleeping.

The teacher asked Xiaoming next to him to wake him up.

Xiao Ming: You put him to sleep. Call yourself!

Teacher: Get out!

6. teacher: use? But? Make sentences.

Xiaoming: Duck eggs are white.

Teacher: Get out!

7. Teacher: Edison was able to operate on his mother when he was seven years old. You can't do hair over 0 years old.

Xiaoming: Edison was a great inventor in his twenties. How old are you this year?

Teacher: Get out.

8. teacher:? Students, the PE teacher is ill and can't come to class today. Physical education is changed to mathematics. ?

Xiaoming:? Teacher, what does a PE teacher look like? Why haven't we seen him before?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

9. In physics class, the female teacher complained that the stockings kept falling off.

Xiao Ming can't hold back: stockings are easy to take off, mainly due to excessive tension leading to plastic deformation ~ generally speaking, legs are thick! ?

The teacher was about to speak when Xiao Ming said consciously. I'm going out.

10. Teacher: Xiaoming, the teacher always tells you to get out. If you don't go, you will hate the teacher! ?

Xiaoming:? I don't hate you at all, teacher. I often make you angry. This is my fault. ?

Teacher:? As long as you don't hate me, you can go out! ?

Xiao Ming:

Chapter 2: Xiaoming's classic joke 1. The teacher asked Xiaoming: Do you like small animals?

Xiaoming: Of course.

Teacher: How much do you like it?

Xiaoming: What can I say? Every meal! ! !

2. The teacher asked:? Everyone has long known the story of Ye. Do you know when this happened?

Xiaoming:? Jurassic period. ?

Teacher: Get out!

The teacher asked: Who ate the banana peel on the ground? . .

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I don't know who ate the skin. I ate bananas. . .

Teacher: Yes. . . . . .

4. teacher:? No pains, no gains. ?

Xiao Ming said:? The seed is a point, and it is also a point when it is taken out. Why cultivate?

Teacher:? Get out. . . ?

5. English teacher:? When translating spoken English into Chinese, which pronunciations of foreigners need not be translated?

Xiaoming:? Sneeze, cough, cry, laugh. ?

Teacher:? Get out. . . ?

6. Teacher: In this class, let's talk about cheating methods of cheaters.

Xiaohong: A stranger gives you candy to eat.

Xiao Qiang: The stranger let you get in his car.

Xiaoming: today, after school, the teacher gave us some homework?

Teacher: Get out!

7. The school wants to build a swimming pool, and the teacher mobilizes everyone to donate money.

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I donate two buckets of water.

Teacher: ......

8. Teacher: The bell rang, didn't you hear it?

Xiaoming: When did you hear the bell?

Teacher: ......

9. teacher: use? First of all? Make another sentence.

Xiaoming: Goodbye, sir.

Teacher: Get out!

10. Teacher: Use? Or? Or make sentences.

Xiaoming: I bought ice cream! Or? Or?

Teacher: Get out!

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