A joke about the wrong number.

A joke about dialing the wrong number (laughter)

No.65438 +0-gentle response to the wrong number-late one night, suddenly in my sleep-the phone suddenly rang. "Who called so late?" Rub your sleepy eyes and touch your mobile phone in the dark. -"Hello, who is this?" "Uncle, it's me." "Oh, it's you, nephew." "Uncle, how are you?" "Very good." "Is my aunt in good health?" "Everything is fine." "Hey? Uncle, how did your voice change? " "Because you have the wrong number.

Yes, nephew. "The other party paused for 5 seconds, and then there was a blind sound of" DuDu ~ DuDu ~ "on the phone. Second-one day the telephone rang and a girl's voice came from the receiver. "Hey, help me find xiao li. "-it's all the fault of" savage girlfriend ". Now girls talk like thieves. "ah? "My family includes pets, and there is no such name as she found." I said-I-looked for-Xiao Li-"The other party is obviously impatient." Sorry, I think you have the wrong number. "I have a good temper, and the other person is a lesbian. I want to keep my manners." Impossible, you this is not * * * * *? I did not make a mistake. "Was about to hang up, the voice in the receiver and raised a few decibels. I always feel that my blood is upwelling. You have not dialed the wrong number. Did I get it wrong? I looked around and made sure that this was my home. "Oh ~ by the way, I didn't hear it just now. I'm sorry. "I used the kindest tone." Really, I told you I wouldn't make mistakes. "She is still hot. Well, I'll let you make your own mistakes. " Who are you? ""I am a leaf. " "Ah, leaves. "I had an epiphany." Xiao Li went abroad. ""huh? I haven't seen her for two months. How did she go abroad? " "That was a month ago. She called yesterday and said that she bought a laptop for a friend named Ye Zi. I can't send it without knowing the address. ""it's ... is it? I'm Ye Zi. How can I contact her? "I vaguely heard the sound of drooling on the other end of the phone." Do you remember * * * * * * * * * * "I quickly dug up the contact list of world-renowned enterprises and picked a phone number in the southern hemisphere for her.

Third-deal with a man as he deals with you-I have a lot of complaints about Netcom's phone bill inquiry desk. Whenever you dial the number, the computer will guide you to press this key, and press that key, and it often takes ten or twenty times to check the phone bill. In the end, there will often be such a silent ending as "the system is busy, dial later". I am determined to retaliate, and at the same time let the people who have caused these troubles personally feel the distress of consumers. Today, the opportunity came. The caller ID is the number that Netcom manually urges to pay the phone bill. "Hello. I am in the call center of Netcom. " "Hello. This is the * * home. " "I want to inform ..." "Now start the voice transmission system." I didn't wait for her to finish, and continued to speak in a mechanical voice. "Please shout (1) if the host answers, please shout (2) if the young host answers, please shout (3) if the dog answers too much, please shout (Wang) if the operation is wrong, please shout (return)." As soon as the voice fell, I heard the woman over there excitedly calling her colleagues and talking about "this mobile phone is advanced enough." "Three." Later, the telephone came the timid voice of the female operator. "I'm sorry, the young master you selected can't talk to you for the time being because he is under one year old. Please leave your phone number and call you back as soon as the young master learns to speak. " "ah? ..... return. " After listening to my introduction again, the other party chose "two". "I'm sorry, the hostess is not at home. If you are not used to talking to dogs often, please choose (one). " I'm a little angry and can't choose me. "one." The tone of the other party is somewhat helpless. "Welcome to talk with the host. Please shout for business conversation (1) for private conversation (2) for others (3) for operation error (return) "3! ! ! "The other party is obviously impatient and loud. "I'm sorry, the burning smell comes from the pot in the kitchen. Please hang up and dial later.