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Why is Fengyoujing a girl’s boyfriend?

Fengyoujing has become very popular recently, and can be seen in various social circles such as Weibo, Zhihu, and Moments. The reason was that a netizen shared a post on Douban about applying Fengyoujing on private parts, which attracted onlookers. Then on the evening of the 25th, an Internet celebrity anchor named Han Yaxi (nicknamed "Snake Girl", who was nicknamed "Snake Girl", and visually guessed to be the sister of Mainland "Snake Girl" Liu Zichen), who claimed to be of mixed blood from the Eight Nations (Allied Forces), was bitten by a mosquito while broadcasting. Then I took out the wind oil essence and applied it.

At this time, some netizens were teasing her, saying that if she dared to drip Fengyoujing on her private parts, they would give her a virtual gift worth RMB 1,500. Unexpectedly, she actually did it.

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Han Xiya first applied wind oil essence to her chest, and generously He said "I don't feel anything", then he opened his shorts and dripped a few drops onto his lower body. However, less than 5 seconds after applying it, she began to moan, "It hurts! It's so hot," and then rushed to the toilet to wash herself. Unexpectedly, washing with clean water didn't work at this time. Han Xiya kept crying and begging the audience for pain relief methods, and then rushed to see a doctor.

Netizens commented on her move like this:

____Xu Jian: Seeing her, I finally know what "groundless rumors" mean.

QQ member Zhao Tiezhu: I heard from a female friend that you will become addicted after applying it. . .

Don’t call me face plus, okay: Fengyoujing has gradually turned into an improper Fengyoujing

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Afterwards, she recorded a video on Weibo to apologize: "I hope you won't spread it to others! I feel very uncomfortable now, please apologize! I hope you won't spread it! I am on my way to the hospital about the Fengyoujing incident."

After watching the video of this Internet celebrity committing suicide, I felt extremely "eye-sore". It is said that a girl abroad also experienced a "hot" feeling.

In order to let everyone fully understand this "artifact", the editor has searched for various experiences of netizens about Fengyoujing. Please watch it carefully and don't try it lightly!

Question 1: What is the effect of applying Fengyou essence, toilet water, cooling oil, and peppermint ointment to indescribable places on the human body (you know)?

Personal test by netizens:

Trial version: Apply the herbal ointment on the perineum and the small beans outside (that is, the legendary Yin Emperor).

Spicy, just spicy. I don’t feel anything;

Basic version: I used a certain brand of snake gall dew (I didn’t use the cooling type because I was a bit timid), and applied it on the outside, a lot.

I felt it when I first went up. It was spicy and a little painful, just a little bit. It only hurt for a while. Then it was cold, no water and no refreshment. It feels the same as washing with a refreshing shower gel.