Recommend several similar jokes.

1. The donor answers the boss. One day, the boss visited and asked a donation official, "How are people now?" The donor quickly replied, "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." The boss said, "I asked Li Shu?" The donor palace replied, "Although there are many pear trees, the results are quite few." Donating officials is ignorance, but this homonym really confuses the audio-visual of donating officials.

2. Loquat is not this pipa.

Once upon a time, there was a dude who was lazy and didn't study hard. When I grow up, I often make jokes because I write typos. One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquat. He took a piece of paper from the table and wrote some words on it with a pen. After writing, he asked the servant to buy loquat. His wife took the newspaper and read it. She burst out laughing. It turned out that it said "buy five catties of pipa". Two of the five words are misspelled, and the word "loquat" is misspelled as "pipa". After reading it, his wife wrote a jingle at the back: loquat is not this pipa, just because she can't read much. If the pipa can bear fruit, the city will be full of flutes and drums.

The guy blushed when he read his wife's poem.

The pronunciation of "loquat" and "pipa" is the same, and both pronounce pípá, which is homophonic. But "loquat" is a kind of fruit, and "pipa" is a stringed instrument, with completely different meanings and writing methods.

3. "Stealing melon money"

A farmer was afraid that his watermelon would be stolen, so he set up a sign in the field and wrote a line on it. One day, a passerby read the sign, picked two big watermelons in the field, held them and left.

The farmer pointed to the man and said, "stop, you want to leave after stealing the melon." Go back and look at the sign on the head of the field! " "

Passers-by said, "I have seen it. It says, "Go to the field to pick melons, ten dollars! I haven't asked you for money yet! "People have picked two big watermelons for nothing, and they have to' send' ten dollars to others. Who is to blame? Although it is a joke, it shows the harm of writing another word.

The pronunciations of "Fa" and "Penalty" are similar, and they are also homonyms (near sounds) misspelled.

4. "Soft-shelled turtle" and "fake fish"

At noon, the children take a nap. In order to encourage them to fall asleep as soon as possible, I told them that if I saw any baby sleeping fast and well in the future, I would put a small sticker on her. It happens that Qin Qing is very good. I said to Qin Qing, Qin Qing, what kind of stickers do you like? Because our small stickers are all cut by ourselves, which is very convenient. Qin Qing said, "I want a little goldfish." I joked. I deliberately said, "The turtle is delicious. Go home and ask your mother what a turtle is like? " In fact, for children, they have no experience in this field. Sometimes, in order to enliven the children's atmosphere, they deliberately Doby, hoping that they would argue with each other. That's interesting! Only by arguing with each other can they open their minds.

5. "hit it off" and "head circle"

A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?