A short joke with classic humor

1, the kind that warms feet with hot water bottles in winter, cold and at night. The university monitor likes to come to our dormitory often. I plan to sleep, so I will charge the hot water bottle. Naxi rushed over and grabbed it, put it in his hand and touched it. He wipes it on his face when he is dissatisfied. I asked: Is it fragrant? He scoffed and said, not bad! I thought to myself: Do you think beriberi will infect my face?

The company will hold a celebration party in the evening. Suddenly the power went out, and I didn't want to stop. So I bought a big bundle of candles and opened them. Halfway through the writing, the boss seemed to think of something and asked, Is anyone celebrating his birthday today? A colleague thought it would be good to get it, and quickly raised his hand: "Boss, today is my birthday, today is my birthday!" " "The boss said," ok, wait a minute. After our meeting, you are responsible for blowing out all the candles! "

3. Received a strange number from Shenzhen (not in Shenzhen). The other sister paper said: Hello, this is XX Insurance. We are doing market research for you. In order to protect your rights and interests, the phone call has been recorded ... I: Wait, I want to record it, too. The other party hesitated for 2 seconds and hung up.