Collect humorous jokes! The more humorous the better!

One day, two generations were sulking at home. Suddenly someone knocked at the door and opened it. It turned out.

Lai is a friend I met during my trip. The tourist said to the two generations, "I'm on my way today."

I'm here to visit, lest you know that you will be angry with me in the future! "

"Very good, very good, come in, come in!" Two generations invited guests into the house.

Bring him a plate of freshly baked naan and some dried fruits and treat him warmly. Treat avanti

When he went to the back room to get tea, the uninvited guest ate up a plate of naan. Afan

Tim had to bring another plate of naan, and just as he was about to sit down, the unexpected guest drank all the tea again.

He handed him the empty teapot. Two generations of love had to bring him another pot of tea, but it didn't pass.

In a short time, two pots of tea and two plates of naan were all drunk by uninvited guests. get through

After a while, two generations of love brought him a big plate of delicious mutton pilaf. that

The man was quite big, panting, and put down a big plate of vegetables and meat three times and two times.

Grab a meal and eat it backwards. After eating, he wiped his mouth and said, "It smells good.

I have never eaten such delicious pilaf! "

In the evening, two generations asked him sarcastically, "Friend, how is your stomach?" be

Can I get you some more melons and naan? "

"Two generations of love, you are so smart, thinking of my heart." The way of uninvited guests.

Uninvited guests are ready to rest after eating Nanhe melon, and tell Afan before going to bed.

Kitty said, "please tell your wife to make me a pot of spicy food early tomorrow morning." Don't. "

Forgot to put four fresh green peppers, the taste will be more delicious. You see, I

I have a bad appetite. This time, I came to look for appetizers. I may have to go to the hospital.

You stay here for ten days, which is enough for us to have a long talk ... "

Afandi listened and said to him, "Oh, well, you come here to find it."

As an appetizer, I will go to Samarkand early tomorrow morning to find a choking medicine, such as

If you can't see it, goodbye ... "

Afandi said that and went out.

Do what you want.

One day, the neighbors of Avanti's family came to Avanti's house in a rage because of a quarrel between husband and wife.

Tijia said, "I'm really tired of this woman. I want to divorce her. What do you think? "

"If I say you leave, you will scold me in the future; If I say you're not leaving

Well, you will blame me now, so you'd better do what you want.

All right! "Any lift replied.

You can have half.

The king wants to embarrass avanti. After consulting with the ministers, he called Avanti.

Come over and say to him: "Two generations of love, we need something urgently now, please give it to us."

Do it. "

"Your Majesty, please speak, as long as I can do it," replied the two generations. "Your majesty now.

In the middle of coughing, please do it at once. "A minister said.

Avanti didn't even think about it. He pulled out a knife from his waist and put it in his mouth. however

Then he coughed loudly and said, "Your Majesty, do you want to cough on the right side?

Or the left side, as you like. "Say that finish and went away.

Forty questions and answers

Ulima, a neighboring country, came to the palace. He asked the king to make a statement to him.

Forty questions can only be answered with one answer. The king thought and thought, only

We must order two generations to come here. After two generations of love entered the palace, he knew what had happened, right?

Urima said: "Please ask questions, I am all ears!"

Urima asked 40 questions in one breath. then

He said: "Two generations of love, please answer!"

Avanti stood up and replied back and forth, "I'm afraid I can understand one of your questions."

Wow! "Any lift to answer and went away.

Can you dry the flour on the rope?

A neighbor of the two generations often goes to the two generations to borrow this and that, and often borrows it.

Often not returned in time. Two generations are a little angry, but he is embarrassed not to lend it to him.

One day, the neighbor came to the two generations of lovers again and said, "Two generations of lovers, my wife.

I'm washing clothes. Lend me your clothes line. I

I'll pay you back in a minute. "

"Well, please wait a moment. I'll go back to the house and see if the rope is free. "

Avanti said and went back to the house.

After a while, Afan mentioned it to his neighbor and said, "My neighbor. please

Don't be angry, our family hangs flour on that rope. "

Neighbors a follow one's inclinationsly know avanti playing tricks on him, some angrily asked avanti:

"My clever Mr. Erqing, can you dry flour on the rope?"

"How can't do it? The rope you don't want to borrow is not dry flour, or even water and fire.

Can be dried. "Any lift replied.

The sound of gold coins

Avanti only worked as a Katz for two days when someone complained: "He was here a few days ago.

I borrowed twenty gold coins from me in my dream. When he counted the gold coins, I was second.

Ten gold coins jingle! It's been over a week, and I-

I asked him for the twenty gold coins, but he still refused to give them back to me. Please do justice for them.

I want those twenty gold coins back. "

Two generations listened and asked the defendant for twenty gold coins. Then, he put the gold coins

Going to let the gold coin make a sound and then lift it to the plaintiff's ear and say to the plaintiff:

"Do you hear the sound of gold coins?"

"I heard it!" The plaintiff replied.

"Well, please put the sound of gold coins in your pocket quickly!" then

He returned all the gold coins to the defendant.

Eye disease, don't touch it with your hands!

When two generations were doctors, a patient came to see a doctor and said that he had an eye disease.

Avanti examined his eyes carefully and said, "The root of the disease is in your stomach, your stomach."

A long worm was born in the forest. "The patient asked trembling how to treat.

Two generations of love say, "If your hands are empty, massage your stomach." patient

Massage your stomach all day as directed by your doctor. A week later, his

After the eye disease was cured, he came to the two generations of love: "Two generations of love, my eyes are cured, and you."

See if the ascaris in my stomach has disappeared? "

"Yes, the eyes are good, and the bugs are gone. This is called' eye disease, don't.

Touch it with your hand "Any lift to answer.

Make way for me.

Two generations of love came back from the palace, and a group of people surrounded him, asking questions and not letting him go.

"Two generations of love, what did the king say to you?" Someone asked:

Two generations said impatiently to the man, "I was standing in the palace when the king came out."

Outside the temple, he said a word to me loudly. "

"What did you say?" The man asked eagerly.

"Make way for me!" Two generations of love replied.

Money rings and "ouch"

Two generations of love were talking to Qazi when two people came in, one with it.

A saw, another man with an axe. The man with an axe in his hand asks for it first.

The hippopotamus chef complained, "Dear Mr. Qazi, we both chop wood for one person at the same time.

Because we only have one axe, I have to chop it myself. I

Every time I chop, my partner stands aside and says' Ouch'. Waiting for firewood

After chopping, the master gave me the money for chopping wood. But my partner wants a 50-50 split.

Points. I chop wood. How can I divide the money in half? "

Katz turned and asked the man with the saw, "Hey, what do you have to say?"

"Mr. Kazakh, as the saying goes,' people who go to sea with the same boat are tied together',

My partner is not generous with money. I wasn't idle when he was chopping wood, and every time he

Once I broke up, I shouted' Ouch' after him. Oh, too much is tiring.

I am as tired as he is, so he must give me half of the firewood. "

Hearing this, Katz didn't know how to close the case. He looked at two generations of love. Two generations of Qing Kangna

Axe man asked for firewood money in his hand and threw it on the ground. The silver coin dropped.

Make a crisp noise on the ground. Every time he throws it, he asks the man with the saw:

"Do you hear the noise?" The man with the saw replied, "Yes!" That's it, huh

Fanti threw the silver coin on the ground seven times. Then, give the money back to the man with the axe, right.

The man with the saw said, "One money ring is equal to your seven ouchs, if you are in it."

I shouted' Ouch' seven times, and a money circle equals an' Ouch', which

It is cheaper for you. Let's go! "Any lift to say that finish, send two people go.

External thieves and internal thieves

Afandi passed by the palace gate and found many people building the courtyard wall of the palace.

He stopped and asked, "This courtyard wall is already very high. Why increase the height? "

"In order to prevent foreign thieves!" Someone answered.

"A high wall may prevent thieves from coming in from the outside, but it can prevent them from living in the house.

The thief on the side? "Any lift asks.