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Legend has it that a long time ago, the stone lions of Marco Polo Bridge could not be counted on. When the magistrate heard the legend, he was not convinced and thought: Many? So he sent the number of officers and soldiers one by one. Count, ah, the results of sending 100 officers and soldiers are different numbers, each number. How strange! How could it be possible that many people could not be counted? The referee's determination went to the number.
The bridges he went to counted once from east to west, and once and twice from west to east. They were really different numbers. The county magistrate was stunned and sweating, and then the third time, the fourth time, and not again. oops! ghost! Can the lion's long legs move?
Thinking of this, he had an idea. In the middle of the night, the four people were quiet, except for the "hushing" flow of the river under the Marco Polo Bridge. The magistrate walked gently to the bridge and approached the bridge cautiously. Sure enough, the life of a lion, running around and overturning, is very interesting! Seeing that the magistrate was also overjoyed, he couldn't help but exclaimed "ah". This is not good, the lion immediately returns to its original position, motionless. Since then, the Marco Polo Bridge stone lion has never been moved to the east. According to legend, we often see a very unique possession. Speaking of Fengyu Bridge, there are myths and legends about it for a while.
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It turned out that there was a crab spirit deep in the river bend, and Pei Guan rolled into the river cave. Suddenly, the crab spirit turned into a beautiful young man named Wen Guan, who was his wife, Pei Buguan, but also gave him a slap in the face. He immediately showed a fierce look and threatened Pei Guan. Kaiguan cried and cursed the flower dragon's ear that the sound of kuma came from the bottom of the river to the upper reaches.
So windy and rainy, the waves were rolling, and I saw a wave faucet looking around. Leading to the left and looking to the left, the waves will go to the left to hit the landslide on the left, causing the right to see that the waves are coming to the right and the right bank is cracking. The small wooden bridge has been swept away by the waves. Everyone was terrified. But the tap comes to the beachside burqa, leading the waves to calm down and a few clicks away. Afterwards, Hualong circled in the water and rushed to the bottom of the river. Suddenly, the sound of "GuluGuluGulu" kept coming from the bottom of the river, a large whirlpool that kept spinning. At that time, smoke rose from the water into the air and changed into a ball of dark clouds. The flower dragon rushed into the air in hot pursuit, twisting its body, the dark clouds came down, and with the final weight, it revealed its original shape. It turns out that Gulou only has so many top-quality black crabs. The black crab fled in panic and climbed to the top of a 30-foot cliff. The flower dragon went down into the water and turned somersaults. The mountain swayed and the crab swept into the water again. After a few rounds, the crab was tired and the swaying bamboo forest was crawling, trying to take advantage of the bamboo to block the flower dragon. However, the flower dragon jumped up and sprayed into its mouth, causing the bamboo forest to fall one by one, and the crabs fell into the river. The flower dragon clung to the bottom, and the waves rolled, and then it went down the river, and then the black crab could no longer be seen. Later, in the river bend not far away, a crab-shaped black stone flower dragon crab essence was revealed. The stone was later called stone crab.
Wait until the river was calm and heard a woman's voice calling to the opposite bank. Bucca saw that this was his wife.
Buka immediately asked several people to swim over. After landing, training and Guan Buka said: "Thanks to Hualong for the rescue!" We know that Hualong saved her, and we are very grateful to Hualong. At this time, the flower dragon flew back upstream, and everyone nodded.
It spread quickly throughout Dong. We converted a small wooden bridge near the surface into an air corridor-like wooden bridge. The 24 pillars of the bridge were engraved with flower patterns, often like dragons. The air corridor wooden bridge was built, and a grand celebration ceremony was held, which was very lively. At this time, the cloud floating in the sky was shaped like a long dragon with thousands of rays of light. They took a closer look and found that it was a flower dragon coming back to visit you. The so-called rear axle back. Some places are also called Flower Bridges, because the so-called Wind and Rain Bridges provide shelter from wind and rain.
The Legend of Huixian Bridge
The Fairy Bridge is located on Minzu Road, Yuzhong District, now in the center of the square in front of the Fairy Tower. Huixian Bridge disappeared early on. The author's uncle, who came to Chongqing to work in the early 1920s, had not seen the bridge yet. However, the name of Huixian Bridge also dates from the 1980s.
In ancient times, there were not many signs of human habitation in the city of Chongqing, Xinhua Road Store) Daliangzi (District or Forest). About a stream ran from Daliangzi Peng along what is now Zhengyang Street, to Hongya Dong Dayanggou Jialing River. This is a bridge less than 10 meters long. It is called the Fairy Bridge. However, there are multiple versions of the legend: In an old man's cold tavern on Nan'an Road, Taoist priest Laojundong was invited to Laojundong to treat him to some tofu. The two of them often eat pea flowers. In the afternoon, the old man returned to the tavern. An old woman was very surprised and said, "How long has it been since your husband came back?" The old man said, "Have you lost your mind? I have been playing for a long time." But when I looked in the mirror and saw an old man with a snow-white beard, I realized that they had met on a long road. It was a fairy tale that was passed down from ten to ten, so people called the meeting in front of the bridge in this tavern. Xianqiao.
There is a saying: There was a girl living below Hongyadong who often went to the Jialing River to wash her clothes. Once the river washed away, a fisherman from Binjiang would row a boat to pick them up for her. Therefore, the two men met. One day, the girl's mother was ill and the girl had no money to bury her. The fisherman jumped into the river to save her and said to her: "I will pick up a golden carp immediately." Sell, sell and buy shrouds and coffins. "He didn't realize that he entered the city carrying the fish and just came to the bridge. Then he jumped to the shining armor and the carp were stiff. What's the price? The anxious fisherman jumped to the foot of the bridge and cried. At that moment, he heard a voice coming from the Earth Temple: "Quickly give way to the eight-hole fairy tale!" He raised his head and saw eight beggars, but he didn't care, he knelt down and asked God for help. The lame old man leaned on the iron crutch and said: "We are a beggar. He did not eat to help you!" The beggar with a sword on his back picked up a stone and threw it into the fisherman's basket and said: " Your fish is still alive, aren't you in a hurry to sell it? "Fisherman, literally. The stone was thrown into another basket of fish. When I looked again, the beggars were gone. The fisherman sold it for a good price and buried the girl. The mother and the girl became a man and a wife, and their home was in this bridgehead. This bridge was also called Xianqiao
The Legend of Gongqiao
Gong in ancient times was now the Liang County in Hebei Province. There are two arched stone bridges, one in the south and one in the west. The south looks like a white little dragon floating in the water. Legend has it that this small stone bridge looks like a rainbow stretched over the river. According to Shanda folk custom, the big stone bridge is to the west of the small stone bridge built by Lu Ban. , the stone bridge was repaired by Lu Jiang, Lu Ban's sister. The lyrics of "Little Herding Cows" were performed on the stage: Grandpa Lu Ban repaired the stone bridge, the sage left the jade railing, Zhang, the old donkey walked on the bridge, firewood The prince pushed the cart to roll the ditch. "Here we sing the legend of Lu Ban repairing the Zhaozhou Bridge.
Legend has it that Lu Ban and his sister traveled around the world to build the bridge. The Baixiao River blocked the way. Onions, garlic sellers, riding exams, pulling donkeys to catch fish, hustle and bustle, competing to cross the river into the city. There were only two boats for half a day, and few people were there. Lu Ban took a look and asked: "Why don't you build the bridge across the river?" People said: "The river is wide and deep, and the water and waves are so anxious. Who can repair it? Even lanterns can't find such craftsmen!" Lu Jiang and his sister agreed to award the prize to the pedestrians who built two bridges.
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Lu Ban said to his sister: "We will install the big stone bridge and repair the small stone bridge! "
Lu Jiang said: "OK! "
Lu Ban said, "Building a bridge is hard work, so don't be afraid of hardship! "Jiang
Lu said: "Don't be afraid! "
Lu Ban said: "I am not afraid of liking you, but my heart is stupid and my hands are clumsy, and I am not afraid of difficulties and troubles. "These words made Lu Jiang angry and happy. She said with dissatisfaction: "Don't you just think that I am stupid and outperform the market? At this height, when we will repair and separate, you are big and I am small, competing with you
A competition to see who can repair faster and better. "
Luban said: "Okay, when they start the game, when do they finish? "Lu Jiang said," Dark Star began, "The chicken crows and the work ends at dawn." The masters, brother and sister were prepared respectively
Lu Ban strolled westward to the mountains calmly. Road to the western city of Jiang, in the hands of a hurry. While repairing, she thought: "I'm busy. You can't say anything unless I pull it down. Sure enough, the third watch was not over yet, and a small stone bridge was repaired. She quietly went to the south, and when she came to the south of the city and saw her brother, she built Even when she saw the shadow of the bridge on the river, Lu Ban turned around and saw a man driving sheep up and down the mountain. Looking carefully, it turned out that the sheep were hers. Brother. Where to catch the sheep, they obviously came to pieces of stone as white as snowflakes, as smooth as jade. These stones came to the river and were processed into various stone decks, rectangles, crescent-shaped stone arches, railings, and beautiful The bridge cornerstone square, the beautiful pillars, the bridge, everything. Lu Jiang was surprised to see such a good stone made of a more solid bridge, but he did not rush to think of remedies and worked hard to carve it. Overshadowed him! She quietly looked back at the battle in the west, carving Dayu on the railings, carvings of Cowherd and Danfeng Chaoyang, carvings of rare animals and plants, and carvings of birds. The wings can fly, and the fragrance of flowers is engraved. I am satisfied with the exquisite carvings. At first glance, I didn't scream. How did the rainbow fall into the river? , the bridge was built, only the last column of the bridge looked like Boggg. She won the bet, just like my brother made a joke, she squatted sideways behind the willow tree, pinched her throat and stretched out her neck, "Gu Gu Na." - "Learning I heard the rooster crow, which is called the rooster crow that attracted people near home. Lu Ban heard the rooster crow and hurried to the last safe Wangzhu Bridge. The bridge can be considered to have been repaired
These two bridges, one big and one small, are very beautiful. The big stone bridge of Luban is majestic and durable; the small stone bridge repaired by Lu Jiang is compact and beautiful. The two bridges were repaired in Zhaozhou at night. The next day, everyone looked at the nearby prefectures and counties. Technicians came here to learn crafts, and skilled girls came here to visit, like water, miracles. Soon it spread to the ears of Zhang Guolao, the god of Pengcai Island. Zhang Guolao didn't believe that he could have such great ability in Luban, so Zhang Guolao rode a black donkey to see what happened. , Prince Chai was pushing a wheelbarrow, and they all went to the stone arch bridge. I had found Lu Ban standing on the bridge, looking at the passers-by and laughing for miles! "Lu Ban and Lao Zhang asked: "You made this bridge? "Yes?" Lu Ban said, "Yes, what's wrong?" Lao Chang pointed out the black donkey and Chai Wangye's wheelbarrow and said, "Can it bear it when we cross the bridge?" Lu Ban looked at them and said, "Big The mule is in Malaysia, the gold chariot and the silver chariot are decent, but your donkey's broken chariot is also difficult for you? "When Zhang Guolao heard this, he felt that his tone was too loud, so the magic of the sun and the moon was applied together, and the donkey in Dalian was equipped with a left The side sun is on the moon, mounted on the right side. Wan Chai Prince applied spells to collect the Five Sacred Mountains and installed them on the car. They laughed and drove the donkey onto the bridge. As soon as you get on the bridge, you will see the bridge flashing. Luban quickly jumped to the bridge, raised his right hand to support the bridge deck, and held the bridge.
After two days, Zhang Guolao glanced at His Highness Qiaochai and said, "Frankenstein praised the bridge built by Lu Ban as truly unparalleled in the world." Lord Chai nodded and said before returning to the front. Lu Ban held his thumb at the bridgehead. Lu Ban looked at them from behind and said to himself: "This is two simple things!" And the woodcart rolling groove arch stone bridge, you can see under the bridge also left the big handprint of Lu Ban who propped up the bridge and can't see it now.
(Note: According to historical records, the Zhaozhou Bridge was designed and built by Li Chun, a craftsman in the Sui Dynasty)
Wuli Bridge" is a stone arch bridge between Wudang District. , Guiyang, the legend of the Wuli Bridge in Wuli Village, Zhuchang Village, Zhuchang Town, Guizhou Province. The origin of the bridge among the local Buyi people is such a legend.
A long time ago, Zhu Chang had a wide and deep river bank. On one day, each village organized dozens of strong laborers to build twelve 10-foot-long and 3-foot-wide wooden bridges in the river. , the wooden bridge was gone. The next day, we thought it was the bridge maintenance company that was washed away by the water. They re-selected the strongest wood and invited craftsmen to build a second bridge.
In the evening, Strange thing, on an originally bright night, a sudden wind blew, dark clouds rolled, lightning, and heavy rain fell from the sky. The river rolled in a storm, as if the cliffs on both sides had collapsed, and a black wave scattered on the river. The monster appeared and said viciously: "Bridge, hope to pass me, hum, let me see you repair it!" Fixed the washout. You can try my old dragon spirit disease. "Then he shook himself and turned into a dragon's claw, burying himself in the water and setting off a foot-high wave. Instead of just hearing a "crash", the wooden bridge instantly turned into countless wooden blocks and floated downstream along the storm. < /p>
Early the next morning, people from the two villages came to the river and found that the wooden bridge had disappeared. Everyone talked a lot, and some said: "The bridge of bad conscience collapsed? "Some said: "I'm very scared, it was destroyed by the flood! ” Some even said: “This could be a blow-by-blow collapse.” "Everyone kept talking to each other, without shutting down, and we were not sure whether the bridge had collapsed or moved, so we had to let it go.
A year later, after several rounds of discussions and the bitter twists and turns suffered by the people on both sides of the Taiwan Strait, it was decided Restoration of a tall stone and wood, stone bridge. Ancient form of bridge, bridge
After 5 months of hard work, a tall stone arch bridge with two plastic eyes was finally completed. , looking from a distance, it looks like a beautiful rainbow. Because it is five miles southeast of Qiaobei Village, people repaired the bridge called "Wuli Bridge". At night near the stone bridge, when I came to the river, the storm it set off was about to destroy a stone bridge. A circle of golden light suddenly appeared under the bridge, and at the same time the bridge made a thunderous roar. The old dragon spirit was shocked. , it is about to get into the water, suddenly jump into the golden circle, and the potential will fall into a skull, and then they come to a big chain, and its body is tumbling on the water. Rolling around. At this time, standing in the middle of the bridge, an old man held a gleaming sword, pointed at the old dragon spirit and shouted: "Evil dragon, do you dare him to do evil? "The old dragon spirit was so frightened that he knelt down and begged for mercy.
It turned out that the old dragon spirit overturned the wooden bridge and destroyed the living things. He saw a fairy tale and reported it to the Jade Emperor, who ordered him to subdue the old dragon. Fine. The exquisite old dragon has confessed, but is afraid of other water demon swords. Another big fuss refers to a pair of golden duck mouth sides, and the golden pole flies into the dock, and the fairy takes the old dragon spirit back to heaven for centuries. Since then, there has been this pair of golden ducks and golden pole stone bridges, and the stone bridge is still intact guarding the opposite bank of the river
Legend of Maple Leaf
The temple has only one head monk, Hanshan, and Two monks were lost in the temple. Who would be better? , there will be questions. The young monk asked: "Old monk, how to read" Hanshan said: "We must first ask the lost Lord." "The young monk asked Shide, and Shide said, "I still have to ask Master Hanshan. "They respect each other, but the young monk is struggling, how to entertain the pilgrims, how much sesame oil to buy, who will be sent to collect firewood, etc. In the opinion, it will be in a state of loss, what can the little monk Baba Dujuan do? , the little monk then spread to Lengshan and lost his ear. The two people discussed and pushed and pushed, but to no avail. Then the old peasant woman came: The two masters are not humble, I will give you an idea, and you can compare your abilities. This ability makes the head monk, which is the most fair "Cold Mountain", the Lost Man, is a way, but it is more pointed out than anything else, the woman in front of the temple said a river, the lack of a bridge over the river. , the villagers come and go by crossing the river, the inconvenience and danger have to ask you to cast a spell, change the bridge out, become a skill.
If the monk does not visit, he is not afraid that Hanshan will pick up the concealed magic. Her magic guardian, the body of the monk's robe is closed and a free throw is turned into a river, but with the support of a bridge, a gust of wind will see it blow and collapse. Hanshan soon got into the hands of a Buddhist monk who was working in the river, and the magic was transported. The Buddhist monk's staff suddenly turned into a tree, and the tree was facing a shop on the other side, and a bridge was lying firmly in the river. The old peasant woman smiled and said: "This is Hanshan's ability." She threw the handkerchief towards her feet, and the handkerchief turned into a lotus. She stepped on the Lotus and rose into the air. Hanshan forgot to look up and saw that the old peasant woman was Guanyin. changes. Hanshan is the head monk, and the temple is also called "Hanshan Temple". The Zen staff in Hanshan and the Maple Bridge were naturally called "Maple Bridge".
6 Legend of Shuangtuo Bridge
This is Yangqiao Road in Fuzhou in the middle of Shuangtuo Bridge. Qiu, He and Hu San live near the Myth River, the bridge on the river, and the unnamed wooden bridge with deep water and rapid flow. Qiu makes a living as a carpenter and has a son who is an honest and loyal member of the He family. I am not rich, but I have a daughter and plant lilies and roses, which is naturally good. Qiu, a couple in which the two were known to have a natural rapport with each other since their childhood, childhood sweethearts, the two elders were deemed suitable and therefore gave up on the day they would close to choose to get married.
Unexpectedly, one day, Miss He went to the river to wash clothes, and Hu Jiakuo met her. Official Hu Jia, the rich and powerful Master Hu saw Miss He's beauty, and after identifying the ins and outs of the He family in the media, acted as a matchmaker. The girls of the He family got engaged, got married, and then asked the media mother to go back. Unexpectedly, they ignored the villain Hu Jiading's thugs and planned to kidnap any two people to hold a secret wedding date. In autumn, two unaware Miss He escorted the road to grab Hu's clothes.
Ms. He is a loyal and spiritual girl who would rather neglect the machine guards from the dark night to the advantage of the Hu Jintao government. She secretly escapes from the Hu government and runs back to Qiu with her new husband to enjoy the joy of the wedding. However, this bully Hu gave up on him, and he drank the fixed male and female slaves, and went to Qiu with weapons each, and Qiu He tied up the newlyweds and captured them. Angry at the shameless evil young man Hu bullied the newlyweds, he ordered the male, female, and evil slaves to throw the newlyweds into the river, and ordered the two corpses to be thrown to the north and south sides, intending that they would not be drowned alive in the river. The poor newlyweds were cut into pieces. Later, the roots of a banyan tree grew on each side of the river in the north and south. The roots of the banyan tree intertwined at the bottom of the river and the branches climbed into the air, becoming a miracle. Met the astonished descendants who called a bridge to cross the river a double throw bridge.
The legend of Luoyang Bridge is that Cai Xiang and Zhenwu performed a dissection with the Immortal Sword to explore, and the intestines and intestines of Pawula were pulled in the Luoyang River. Later, these intestines and intestines were broken into a turtle and a snake monster, making waves from time to time and endangering passing ships.
One day, when the ferry was on the river, the sea wind roared and the waves rolled, and I saw that the ferry had been changed. At this time, the sky shouted: "Caixueshi is on the boat, don't be rude!" The turtle and snake monster was so frightened that it crawled to the bottom of the river. For a while, the river was calm. The guests on the boat were surprised and asked, "Who is it?" It was "Mr. Cai". There was no one named Cai on the whole ship. There was only a pregnant woman. Her husband's surname was Cai. All pregnant women knew it. That day, she secretly thought: "If my tire gives birth to a boy who grows up, I must call him." He built a bridge to promote the past guests of Luoyang River."
The pregnant woman is really a boy named Cai Xiang, whose courtesy name is Junmo and whose name is Duan. Cai Xiang grew up in the Ming Dynasty for twenty years, and was later awarded the title of "Scholar of Ming Temple" at the end of the year. He was highly valued by the emperor, and in the capital he was worried about building the Luoyang Bridge. But the court noted at the time: Officials were back to square one by not allowing civilian and military officials to do so.
One day, Cai Xiang accompanied the emperor to play in the imperial garden. Beforehand, he secretly called an eunuch in advance and wrote eight words on a banana leaf by the roadside dipped in honey. The ants smelled it fragrant and sweet. , biting honey around, word array arranged. The emperor read the words here fluently on the banana leaf: "Cai Duancai is a government official at the end of the year." Regarding Cai Xiang's matter, Huang Yu quickly knelt down to thank him and said with a smile: "The words I just read on the leaf are not true! "Cai Xiang kneeled down and said: "Jun Jie, how can they lose their trust in the minister? "Then, hoping to build a bridge, the emperor told his mother again. The emperor was very moved and sent him to the prefect of Quanzhou Prefecture. Later, Cai Xiang built a bridge on the Luoyang River, which is the world-famous Luoyang Bridge.
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