A selection of sad ancient jokes

What kind of chemical reaction will happen when sad sentences collide with ancient customs? The following is a selection of sad and old jokes that I have compiled for you. I hope you will like them.

Complete works of sad ancient jokes

1. One flower and one world, one thought and one fate, the cycle of this life follows you around in the world of mortals, and the distance between the two ends of the world is so close, separated by a lovesickness from one shore to the other. I dare not imagine the investment when holding hands, but I am afraid to think about it. Love is lingering. I dare not think about the sadness when I leave, but I am afraid to think about it. The pain is beyond words and heartbreaking, so I silently separate.

2. At that time, you were a butterfly, I was a fallen flower, my heart was broken, and butterfly wings were all over the world; At that time, you were a clear spring, and I was a crescent moon, inseparable and empty; At that time, you were a pipa, and I was a string, singing in troubled times and feeling deeply in the world. How can a painting stained with blood rival the vermilion between your eyebrows? Just a boom. As long as you smile like a flower, I am willing to give up beautiful scenery, go back to the palace, play the role of the emperor and laugh, and I will not get drunk with you.

The past is like smoke, and the deepest thoughts are always left behind. The distance between you and me is like a bright moon and clear spring. We can only look at each other but not depend on each other. Love? What does this word mean? It's all wrong to put pen to paper. A broken string has become a ruin, and your face has become a blue and white pattern that I can't draw, which has messed up all my regrets in my third life. Your fleeting time, like a flower, walks in the deepest place, not for me, but for my floating life. As soon as you bowed your head, you wrote the sadness of my life!

4. A flower hoe. Who did Daiyu bury in tears? A small building, for whom does Xiang Jun sit alone? Ask the emperor in the hall of eternal life, and Mazaipo will disappear! Take care. Who did you send it to? Farewell. Who is it? Hurt who? Who suffered? Who is missing again? It turns out that everyone is just someone's past. If you miss it, it will become the past. Goodbye is no longer an old friend. If life is like meeting for the first time, I just want to remember the beauty when we first met. From now on, it won't hurt my eyes or make me ugly.

5. Who will accompany me to watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, not surprised by the honor or disgrace, smiling at the clouds and clouds, and unwilling to stay? Who will dance with flying snow and sing with flowers in a reincarnation? The world of mortals is like water. Who sees through the affair and meets the world of mortals? I don't want your beautiful face, I just want a word from you, don't be beautiful, and swear to be a person all my life!

6. If the world of mortals can see through, I just want to filter out all the dust, and I don't need to go to the flute to pave the way for me. If I can see through the world of mortals, I would like to be an idle flower, which blooms gently and shallowly, allowing the seasons to alternate and the flowers to bloom and fall; If you can see through the world of mortals, you just want to drink a bowl of Mengpo soup and forget the past. From then on, a person's world of mortals will always be old; A person's city is impregnable, and a person's love is in vain. From then on, it is no longer dusty and heartless.

7. Time flies, many encounters and acquaintances will eventually become beautiful memories, and many vows will eventually be settled. No matter how many people who appreciate each other meet in life or words, how many will join hands forever? How many predestinations will leave a good one? How many stories will last forever? I have read such a sentence: all encounters in the world are for the final separation. Flowers bloom and fall, meet and part, it is doomed!

8. The world of mortals is drunk for a thousand years, and lonely songs accompany you all your life. For you, I was drunk for a thousand years, pale with the fleeting and eternal love, and drunk with your charming smile like a thousand years of poetry and painting. Once the sea turned into a sad dream, and the fingertips inadvertently flowed for a thousand years. In a fleeting moment,

9. At that time, you were running water, and I was a petal, accompanying each other for a lifetime. At that time, you were the strings and I was the fingertips. When the strings fall, the flowers linger. At that time, you were the rock and I was the coast. The heavens and the earth turn upside down, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. I know I will always be attached to you, so I knelt in front of the Buddha for 500 years, asking the Buddha to let me meet you at the best moment of my life. If I can't get your favor, then I am willing to continue practicing and look forward to my next life!

10. How many mortals pass by, how many clouds pass by, and when we say goodbye, the world is scattered. Butterfly water sleeve dance breeze, Wen Yusheng smoke piano geometry; In the dream, the dream of selling incense to Iraqis is still the same, and abortion is still the same; Yuanyang drunk beside Qinhuai River, osmanthus flying in the palace. Drunk eyes, tears make people look good. My heart is still missing, my love is stranded and my life is scattered, but I can't leave that summer, and I will always leave my thoughts in that fleeting time.

1 1. On that day, I walked through your dream window, not to avoid the sadness of acacia reincarnation, but to wake up at your fingertips; That year, I chased the east wind, not for the wandering ten-mile peach blossom, but for the petals to write down the fate of our three lives; At that time, I closed my eyes to the misty temple, not for eternal life with tears in my eyes, but for never missing your life again. Silence, love, silence and happiness.

12. Acacia is not as good as duckweed. I missed you and myself in the flying time. Like an old man, I began to miss our past. I stood by the tunnel of time, watching the past train whizzing by. I couldn't see the road, and I couldn't see the road. All the time is remembered after disappointment and waste, and only then do we realize how wonderful it is to be together. It turned out that it was too long to photograph the dust deposited on it.

13. If it is futile to stop the flow of water, may my vows of praying in front of the Buddha be realized one by one; If: the dim light is just idle, I hope my past life practice will be exchanged for your oath; If eternity is just a cloud in the past, may the bodhi tree I sit quietly live; If the flowers and the moon just meet in a hurry, can I disappear into this world and never appear again? If you don't miss each other, you'd better not fall in love. If you don't fall in love, you'd better not meet!

14. When I meet you in this life, I won't ask if it is like a flower. Who can solve it? Falling in love with you in my life, I will never sigh. I can't be with you in this life, and I won't hate previous lives. For you, I am guarding the ideal city in the bustling crowd. I refuse all the warmth around me for you. For you, I will wait for you to meet again in the deepest part of the world of mortals. Keep an empty city, just to wait for one person?

15. The world of mortals is full of sadness. Looking back, time is always frightening. Youth is a magnificent feast. We may not care about the ending, but the beautiful scenery along the way. In youth, we will always meet many people, some will go away, some will go back, and some will follow us all the way in the center of the world, even if one day we will disappear at the other end of the world.

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17. When I think about it, the horizon is near, and the horizon is near. From heaven to purgatory, I passed by and covered the whole world. It will always be just prosperity, and I miss it all my life. Like flying flowers scattered like smoke, flowers are easy to fall, and the moon is difficult to round. It should only be like flowers and the moon, and the fate of dust is always like water. Why should I try my best? Don't be sentimental, love to hurt yourself.

18. If, one day in the future, you walk into my heart, you may cry, because it is still you inside; If, one day in the future, I walk into your heart, I may cry, too, if there is no me inside! A goodbye, a thousand years of infatuation; A treasure, received a smile like a flower; A turn, cooling the warm heart; Silence again and again, never missed for a long time? !

19. Keep your promise with a sincere heart, tell my love, step into your warm city and spend every lonely time with you. May you be a legend in my pen, but you are my constant support in this life. There are many beautiful things in my life, and the most beautiful scenery in my life is meeting you. Since then, I have never asked for much pity. I don't want to be busy and noisy, just want to step on the breeze, retire with you, watch the flying clouds and laugh at the vicissitudes of life!

20. The smoke is vast, and you are a peerless beauty standing in the water, wearing plain clothes, eyebrows like distant mountains, eyes like a pool of blue waves, charming eyes, elegant and compelling, skin solidified, muscles like jade bones, and no makeup.

2 1. If I leave, can I see you later? If I go home, will the warmth be as brilliant as ever? I really want to become a quiet cloud. Tonight, in the cool moonlight, I will wander among the mountains and watch the scenery, and then wait for the stars to set and slowly recede. Parting is an eternal drama. I am used to being forgotten, but if you leave the most beautiful branch, you will be a stranger tonight, turn around and say that tomorrow is the end of the world!

22. In the world of mortals, I am dressed in white and my eyebrows are like snow. My youth was overturned and I wrote for thousands of years. I just stare at you alone, keep my promise with a simple mind, step into your warm city and accompany you every lonely time. May you be my legend in the world, and may you be my constant reliance in this life, with your warm company.

23. I look back at lovesickness in the morning and evening. Even if I am a bluebird looking for you all my life, I will only wait for you without regrets. No matter how long we get together, how long we are apart, no matter how long we love and hate each other, I will only warm the distance between you and my heart with my feelings. If the hearts are connected, the horizon is not far away. Separated by a mountain and a river, I miss your tenderness and wait for you as always. Love is never a reason. From the moment I met you.

24. I looked back 500 times in my previous life and brushed it in my life. In this way, I miss a thousand years, love songs for a thousand years, and wait for a thousand years, only for one ending: a hundred years of hardship and a thousand years of sleep. Time passed, too many things gradually fell into the dust and turned into traces, and too many people gradually disappeared in front of them and turned into traces. Who, who is a passer-by, who and whose return? I hope to win a person's heart and never leave.

25. A touch of purples in the years embellishes the spring and autumn of my life; The streamer of fireworks shattered the moment of youth. Misty rain and red dust, who disturbed the old dreams of youth; When the dust settles, who will tell the feelings of parting? Listen, the flute is long in the distance, but it hurts. Look, there is a long stream nearby, but it's like a dream. Who can see through the world of mortals, who can speak shallowly, and who can put out this fireworks?

26. We are all passers-by in the world of mortals. I'm fascinated by you. Who broke my heart for me? Who am I staying for in the vast sea of people? Who is waiting for me? How long can the scenery of the hidden moon be treasured? The world of mortals laughs, who are you fascinated by and who are you heartbroken for? How many people spend their whole lives? Have not found their true love, and how many people lost themselves in the search? Tears at the residual flowers in the sunset, lamenting that the flowers should be dried this spring, and who will sweep them next year.

27. Who holds my hand, gathers my half-life madness, caresses my face, soothes my half-life sorrow, throws my heart, melts the frost of my half-life, and leaves me a unique life. Who knows what I mean, let me have no regrets in this life, who holds me, who covers my lips, and estimates that I was displaced in my last life and who embraced my arms.

28. The world of mortals has you! Even if I am lonely, I don't feel lonely; I don't feel sorry to have you in the world of mortals, even if you are beautiful for an instant. I always believe that even if this love is smashed into mud and crushed into ash, its taste remains the same. This life is full of love, and the sleeves of the wind are embroidered with a dense red line of acacia. From then on, let me become a flower, blooming on the edge of the season, waiting for you silently!

29. When we first met, life was colorful everywhere; At first sight, you will lose a lot of helplessness and toss and turn; If you see it for the first time, your life will be less painful and painful in the future. However, how can life be the same as the first time? As time goes by, the initial pleasant surprise will be lost bit by bit. Perhaps looking back, the mood at this time and the throb at that time have already left the ground, the sea and the mulberry field, leaving only endless sighs!

30. Maybe there will be a past, maybe I can only see you in my memory. The world of mortals is like mud, but I met you in the deepest part of the world of mortals and left you in a hurry in the light of the wind and clouds. Maybe I am still me, maybe you are still you, maybe one day, in the noisy world of mortals, I can smell each other's calls. At that time, I promise you, I will indulge in the most fireworks world, and I will never say it again.

3 1. The past that was covered by years passed quickly, and a touch of sadness was cast on my haste.

32. At the beginning of the world of mortals, mountains and rivers are boundless. Facing the initial heart, smashing nightmares is impermanent, and life is unparalleled.

33. I always hide in the depths of dreams and seasons, listening to flowers and singing nightmares at night, singing prosperity and singing away all my memories.

34. The Phoenix that once played here, so that this place is named after them, failed to keep the appointment and waited all night. From then on, Wan Li cried.

35. Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covers the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

36, store up eternal love, crush deep red acacia.

37. Seeing each other late and falling in love too slowly put me in a dilemma.

38, holding the old, imprisoning time and space, all of a sudden to the end of time.

39. A sad ancient saying: Change your life with my three fireworks.

40, and now, the phoenix has gone, and the phoenix is empty.

Selected Sorrow Jokes in Ancient China

1, since ancient times, spoony people have been hurt by love, and the silk thread of love has finally become a shackle that binds life forward.

2, finally covered the world for the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. After Hua Rong thanked him, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

3, in the drift from place to place, write your true feelings, write your youth, and finally, Laoyan flies away and laments alone.

4, the heart belongs, but sadness has become the sea.

5, there is a tiger in the heart, smelling roses. After the feast, I was in tears.

6, the heart is micro-moving, but far away, things are wrong, people are wrong, things are wrong, and the past cannot be chased.

7. When the fog cleared and I woke up, I finally saw the truth, that is, the silent Qian Fan.

8, dark clouds cover the moon, people have nowhere to find, you can't tell how lonely.

9. I heard the sound of flowers, and the wind blew them down, but I turned around and buried them all. The petals left on the ground hurt, the faint rain and fog reflected the depression all over the chest, and there were fragile tears on the gaunt face.

10, who brushed away the melancholy between his hands, and tears were embedded in painful memories.

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