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Why is Lu, who uprooted weeping willows, an out-and-out flower protector?

In the classic novel Outlaws of the Marsh, every Liangshan hero has a nickname, such as Song Wu the Walker and Lin Chong the Leopard Head, which is deeply loved by readers. His nickname is "Flower Monk". Only this "flower" is not Gao Yanei's "lion's den flower", but a tattoo. In the seventeenth chapter of the novel, Lu himself explained the origin of his nickname to Yang Zhi:

When people see flowers embroidered on my back, they call me the Flower Monk.

This flower embroidery means tattoo, tattoo, but I don't know why. In many later novels, monks who don't obey Buddhist precepts and practice abstinence are often called "flower monks", which has nothing to do with Lu. On the other hand, although Lu is not good at womanizing, he is a great monk with great ladies' affection.

Often help women.

Lu, formerly known as Lu Da, was originally the prefect of the old-style Special Council, and was later "seconded" to work in the small-scale Special Council. Although he is only a junior officer, he is also a member of the system and has a fixed salary from the court. Moreover, in the eyes of ordinary people, this is also very prestigious. However, all this came to an abrupt end when Rutiha killed Zheng Tu.

Ruda killed Zheng Tu for two main reasons. The first is Zheng Tu's nickname "True Kansai":

Cudgel began to invest in the old economic "xianggong", which was cheaper than Kansai Fifth Road, also known as "Zhenkansai"! You are a butcher selling meat, a dog-like person, and also called' True Kansai'!

Secondly, it is because Zheng Tu cheated Jin Cuilian's father and daughter. Lu Da not only saved them, but also got justice for them in Zheng Tu. It turned out that Lu Da just wanted to hit Zheng Tu, just because he accidentally used too much strength and killed Zheng Tu with only three punches. Ruda is a very free and easy person. Since he has hurt other people's lives, he will sue. If you don't want to go to court, you have to run, so Lu Da "went back to the next place, hastily rolled up some clothes and wrapped them in silver; But all the old clothes are discarded; I ran out of the south gate with a short Qi Mei stick, and there was only one cigarette left. "

In this way, in order to save Jin Cuilian's father and daughter, Ruda finally gave up his county magistrate position and started another desperate career.

After Lu Da became a monk, the novel called him Lu Shen Zhi by his dharma. After changing his new identity, the great monk Lu still doesn't forget to take care of the women he meets.

Liu Taigong was very upset in those days. He has only one daughter, and he wants to rely on her to support his old age. Unexpectedly, he was attracted by the bandit leader and insisted on getting married in the village at night. It happened that Lu passed by Liu Taigong's manor. After knowing this, he defrauded Liu Taigong's consent on the grounds that he could "talk about marriage" and moved the young lady to another place, but he turned off the light and "stripped off his clothes and jumped on the bed to sit."

When the groom entered the bridal chamber and touched his stomach with one hand, Lu began what he called "marriage", but only with his fists and toes.

Later, Lu learned that the robbers on the mountain were his old friend and his younger brother, the little bully who was beaten. In order to completely dissolve the marriage between Liu Taigong's daughter and, Lu took Liu Taigong and went up the mountain to explain it face to face.

Shen Zhi said, "Brother Zhou, come and listen to me. Liu Taigong this marriage, but you don't know. He only has this daughter, and it is all on him to support the elderly and offer sacrifices to incense. You marry him, you teach him that the old man is lost, and he is afraid of being reluctant. You abandoned him and didn't choose a good one The original gold satin will be here. How is your heart? "

This is a rare time for Lu to speak softly to others. His purpose is not to save Liu Taigong's daughter. Later, when he agreed to dissolve the engagement, Lu was still a little uneasy until he took the oath.

The lady who cares about Lin Chong very much.

Lin Chong met God when he hung a billboard at Suoguo Temple in Tokyo. Not long after they talked, they heard the news that Lin Chong's wife was molested in Wuyue Building. Shortly after Lin Chong left, God came in a hurry with a mord.

See Shen Zhi carrying iron mord, led twenty or thirty broken houses, strode into the temple. Lin Chong saw it and called, "Brother, where are you going?" Shen Zhi said, "I'll help you!"

You see, although Lu came later than Lin Chong, he was even more fierce than Lin Chong, so that Lin Chong, a party, asked Lu where to help with boxing and had to persuade Lu in turn. Lu saw Lin Chong's wife, drank too much, and did not forget to say hello:

Holding a mord, Shen Zhi said, "Sister-in-law, don't be awkward, don't laugh. Brother, we will meet again tomorrow. "

Imagine a bearded fat monk calling the wife of Yi Di Lin Chong, whom he just met, "Sister-in-law". Isn't it a little cute?

A few years later, when Lu saw Lin Chong again in Liangshan, Lin Chong talked about Lu's heroic rescue at the banquet. Unexpectedly, Lu first asked how Lin Chong's wife was.

Shen Zhi moved and asked, "Since we left the coach, we have been thinking about my sister-in-law every day. Have you heard any news recently? "

Of course, we can't say that Lu has always had a crush on Lin Chong's wife, but unlike most Liangshan heroes, he only treats women as dispensable or even disgusting, but he respects and loves them very much. Therefore, it is very appropriate to give Lu the title of "Escort Master".