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Why are there many sister papers working in banks in single dog?

I am such a good girl, but I can bend straight, go down to the grassroots and go up to the lobby; Sell cute, play with treasures; Pretend to be a grandfather and play a grandson; Play small and fresh, swallow heavy taste! Scold the teenager who refused to face the jump in line and escaped the bad loan uncle; I can laugh when you tell cold jokes, and I can be beautiful and sad at 45 degrees when you play literature and art. In short, you are lucky, but your life is confused!

1.5 million wealth management products is a threshold.

The financial management threshold of 50 thousand tripped over a big wave of diaosi, and a few diaosi who crossed the threshold once again fell into a bear market; Last week, I heard that a rich second generation was carrying sacks to buy wealth management products. Sitting down is not as high as my counter!

There are more ATMs in love rat.

Although I am standing in front of the three-foot counter, I have read all the books about love rat. ATM machines also spit money, while love rat only spits.

Where can I find such a small counter?

My counter is only 1.2 meters, but it was contracted by a man. He is so arrogant that people can't help but feel the ocean of happiness when they see him! Hello, my grandpa Mao!

4. Being in love is more troublesome than performance appraisal.

Too busy at work, no time to blind BB. Maybe people have to look pleasing to the eye if they want to live all their lives. In addition to personality, education, appearance, family background, some also depend on the zodiac, constellation, and some even depend on sexual orientation …

People who queue up to chase me every day are on the street corner.

The experience of people who have been in banks tells me, please hold on a little longer and don't surrender to this damn world too early!

"Cash business No.3805, please go to Window 3."

6. A stumbling block on the road to the presidency My success criterion is to be a female president. Generally, successful women are older than their partners. For example, Faye Wong is older than Nicholas Tse 1 1 year, Yi Nengjing is older than Qin Hao1year, Hong Xin is older than Andy1year, and Esther is 3 years older than Nick Cheung. Therefore, my male ticket is in undergraduate course, and my youngest is still in junior high school. Now all my dates are a stumbling block.

7. Working overtime and being single is an endless cycle.

Because I am single, I often work overtime. Because I often work overtime, I am single, just sauce!

8. The vision is in Standard Chartered Bank, but the reality is in Jiujiang Bank.

The vice president introduced me to a blind date. It is said that he is handsome, well-proportioned, ambitious and a gentle young man, so I think he is at least Wang Leehom, if not Wang Sicong. I feel a little excited ~ I'm glad to be able to keep the appointment! When I sat down at the dining table, I found that he was not as handsome as Wang.

9. You need more than just outlets. In a previous life, my sisters were money detectors with sufficient electricity. I didn't ask too much. How can I find out if you are a galloping prince charming or an avanti riding a donkey?

10. Other people's objects are so ugly, thank God I didn't.

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