A hilarious joke.

1, a simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

3. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. Please ask her to open a courier to try.

4, there is no fate between you and me, all by my face value.

5. The school canteen perfectly explains what it means to drag the hall for two minutes and queue for two hours.

6. The boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, and the proprietress gave him a leg. He instantly felt so loving and left with two cans of Wang Zi.

7. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

8. Maybe in a few years, someone will say, "I watched your children grow up in a circle of friends."

9. I can take candid photos, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

10, photos of other students can be used as wallpaper, while photos of my classmates can only be used as expression packs.

1 1. Some people say that when you find that the person you like also likes yourself, you will jump.

12, a Lamborghini just passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

13, the so-called holiday, is at home, go out without money, especially free every day.

14, I used to have eight abdominal muscles, but when I practiced the ninth one, I became obsessed.

15, "What does it feel like to be short?" "Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me."

16, there is no love or hate for no reason, only obesity for no reason.

17. Lie down where you fell.

18, fall in love no matter how ugly. Speaking of a world full of love!

19, the hero is sad about the beauty pass, I am not a hero, the beauty let me pass.

20. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

2 1, smoke is not obedient, so we smoke.

22, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

I am not a prince. Why do girls think they should be princesses when they see me?

24. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

25. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

26. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles!

27. If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants.

28. There is a kind of cold that makes your mother feel cold, and there is a kind of cold that makes your mother tell you to wear long pants.

29, Qian Shan, there is always love, not wearing long pants.

30. I thought the spark between us was love. Unexpectedly, it is autumn trousers.

3 1, with sincerity as the center and gratitude as the radius, send you a round blessing! Effort can always be rewarded, and sincerity can always be comforted. May those who love you love you more, and may those you love know you better, my friend. Happy spring festival!

32. New Year, new atmosphere, different blessings. Vientiane is updating, giving you ten new things. I wish you: new people, new scenery, new progress, new things, new wisdom, new things, new wealth, new wealth, new friends and old friends. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance!

3 1, photos of other students can be used as wallpaper, while photos of my classmates can only be used as expression packs.

32. The head with shell still has a thunderbolt hairstyle.

33. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

Why did a woman tell me when I called you? Sorry, the number you dialed does not exist.

35. "Cao Cao" took "Black Boy" to "a thousand years later" and found that it was a "perfect new world". He bought "soybean milk fried noodles" in the street and continued to look for an enemy called "the second heaven"!

36. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "how many demons does the piano have?"

37. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

I don't have much time. Do you know my life and death?

40, the husband is like arthritis, it is a faint attack of pain, and the lover, such as Hong Kong foot, is an itch that can't stop; Husband is a bicycle, no matter how broken or rotten it is, he has always been loyal to you. The lover is a high-end taxi, and the time really belongs to you is only 20 minutes.

4 1, my friend has been urging me to marry a rich man, which is funny. Will you stop urging me? Advise Fu, I am willing!

42. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

43. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.

44. The furthest distance in the world is not that people who love each other can't be together, but that they can't stop thinking about each other, but pretend that the other person has never entered their hearts.

45. God closed a door for you and went to bed.

46. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

47. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.

48. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

49. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

50. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.