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Sunshine classroom-12-24
Group management? Well done. From then on, the whole world knew what to do.
We completely revived the pharmacist's seven buddha lantern method.
We give more courage to those who dare not try Buddhism.
You're amazing.
Group friends: Excuse me, Dr. Sunshine, is there 49 items hanging on it? Does it have to be connected?
Is this the color order from top to bottom?
Excuse me, doctor, is the color order from top to bottom cyan, red, yellow, white and black?
Dr. Sunshine: No connection is needed. Color order. Yes
Another divorced couple finally came true.
Dr. Sunshine: Actually, I have already said that. Want to maintain the stability of marriage, this is definitely not the average person.
So you'd better relax. Accept the reality.
The other is the practice of the brave. Is the real diligent practice of Buddhism. With superb skills, you can naturally control your life in your own hands.
Look at the paragraph. Isn't she enjoying the benefits of Buddhism?
Everyone's life is different.
Mr Yuan Lefan was destined to have no son. Later, only through practice.
Many people's lives are not that good. There is nothing good in life. You must practice to get it.
I am not a Buddha. Not a god. I am an ordinary citizen.
I can't say two spells to make your husband love you. I don't have this ability.
If you want a happy life, solve it yourself.
Then give a good lamp a confession and recite the holy name.
Dr. Sunshine: Lazy people will accept it, and diligent people will change.
It is up to you.
As a doctor. I still hope everyone will get better first.
Everything else can be shelved.
Group friends: Hello, Dr. Sunshine, I have a question for you to help me answer. For a long time, I didn't dream much at night. Last night, I woke up crying in my dream. My dream is vague, and I have my own family. It's no big deal in retrospect. I cried when I saw my father together. Please help us to see what this dream is about, thank you!
Dr. Sunshine: Did your father die?
Are you learning war tea?
Group friends: Dr. Sunshine, dad is in good health and his dreams are vague. I can't remember why now.
Group friends: I didn't learn.
Dr. sunshine:
One hundred and thirty-two, watching a dream is harmless.
One hundred and thirty-three, watching dreams is detrimental.
One hundred and thirty-four, dream, diligent and safe.
One hundred and thirty-five, dream, good luck.
You can observe for yourself.
In fact, there are good things everywhere now, but people nowadays don't know the goods.
Seven Buddha lanterns are born, nine metempsychosis, and Zhan tea is born.
The internet is full of Buddhist information, but some people are trying to find pornographic violence.
I hope everyone can have food, clothes and a house to live in. There are laws to be amended.
The Warring States Policy has two very important results.
83. Doubt is true.
84 people are suspicious and unreal.
We can use this method to judge whether others are right or not.
If you have a problem, I will give you a solution.
Then you can ask the Tibetan Bodhisattva if the method I gave is useful.
This is the safest way in the world.
I won't tell you the method, you can't figure it out yourself.
I gave you the method, but you didn't believe me. Then you can ask the Tibetan Bodhisattva.
What's there to doubt about the guarantee of the Tibetan bodhisattva?
If you don't believe in ksitigarbha bodhisattva, then there is no credible person in this world.
There is nothing more reliable in this world than Zhan Chalun.
Sixty-one people think and think in harmony.
Sixty-four, harmony, get what you want.
Eighty-five people, what they see, are not harmonious.
If you work with someone or have a date. Can't this count?
Group friends: Good doctor, please press the scripture. How many centimeters should the wheel have? There are many tea fairs on the Internet, such as green sandalwood, red sandalwood and safflower pear. There is no Huang Huali here, only two ebony trees.
Dr. sunshine:? Choose what you like.
My principle is to buy the most expensive.
Because I have to accompany myself for decades.
Maybe you have to accompany yourself for tens of thousands of years.
So buy a good one.
Within an inch in length.
How long was an inch in the Sui Dynasty?
This wheel is as big as an adult's little finger.
In short, people nowadays are super busy, super lazy and super stupid.
Super busy when stealing money, super lazy when studying, and super stupid when doing things.
I live by classics. My heart is more practical. Otherwise, liars are everywhere and hard to prevent.
Dr. sunshine:
Is your time worth it?
Since your time is so precious, why do you talk nonsense all day?
Spend your time in something valuable. You deserve it.
Can I not read the instructions before taking medicine?
Aren't you afraid of eating yourself bad?
Is stability bad for you?
It is dangerous to practice Buddhism rashly.
So I have said many times that I must read the book in place, otherwise it will be too dangerous.
You must study patiently in the tea exhibition method. Resolutely learn this.
The days that followed were almost smooth sailing. Totally happy.
This is a very worthwhile thing.
Many people have been busy for decades and got nothing.
How sure are we to learn this?
Take advantage of loopholes, steal things and beg for food all day. After decades, I got nothing.
Live like a dog.
Is this cost-effective?
It is better to learn this observation method in a down-to-earth manner.
Buy a house or rent a house, or open a house in a temple.
After several years of hard work, I understand everything.
A stupid pig will become a wise man.
This is a shortcut.
If I had known this, I would not have studied Chinese medicine.
Many people live under too much pressure. If you accidentally get the wrong idea, you will start a dog.
Unconsciously, decades have passed, and I have been a dog all my life.
It's actually not easy.
Since we have met this rule, we must be firm in our determination to be human.
With this method, the waist will be hard and you can be a good person.
I am also guilty, so I haven't met Buddhism for a long time.
When you meet Buddhism, you find a new way of living.
With this good living method, we must abandon the old living method.
Let's think about it and see if I'm right.
Without Buddhism, there is too much helplessness in life, which is really meaningless.
With Buddhism, life is full of hope.
If you want to pursue something, you can work hard to create it. Life has become very positive.
Group friends: I think I just graduated from junior high school and went to the temple to play. I met an old monk who suggested that young people should go to temples! I can still study, and I'm not tired. I didn't take it seriously at that time, and I was confused for decades.
Dr. sunshine:
? I also met Buddhism when I was a child.
People tell me that the world is very bitter and let me live in pure land.
At that time, I thought he was mentally ill because he looked bitter.
I did come into contact with Buddhism when I was a child, but it didn't interest me.
What they said doesn't suit my taste. So I didn't take it to heart.
If I could see Zhancha method when I was a child, I would definitely learn Buddhism at once.
Group friends: I didn't know how to choose my life at that time. And conceptually, temples are for people who see through the world of mortals. I talked to my parents at that time, and they all laughed at me.
Dr. sunshine:
That's right. I have never read Buddhist scriptures before, and I don't understand Buddhism.
I have always felt that Buddhism is very negative, and it is something that talents can't afford to live.
I didn't know Buddhism was such a good thing.
Group friends: I have experienced a lot in these years and I am very interested in Buddhism and Taoism, but I still haven't studied it in depth.
Dr. sunshine:
If you don't study hard, you will be completely old.
Then nothing will be achieved.
Life is wasted.
When you are old, you can only read Buddha.
But if you really study hard, you can come back young.
Everything depends on what you want.
What a wonderful way! People don't cherish it and do stupid things all day.
Don't even know this product.
Although I don't talk much about Buddhism, I basically have enough. Everyone can get good results through learning and repairing.
It's never too late to start studying.
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