Who has a short and interesting story or joke?

There are three brothers, please. Shut up and be polite.

One day, the trouble disappeared and I politely went to the police station to report the case.

The policeman asked to shut up: "What's your name?"

Shut up and say loudly, "Shut up! ! "

The policeman was very angry and said, "Where are your manners?"

"My manners are at home."

The policeman said, "Are you looking for trouble?"

"You are so smart, I'm just looking for trouble!"

(Please read it in vernacular)

There is a couple, Li Xian said, and Wu Hou said, their son's name is.

One day, their son disappeared and reported it to the police. The policeman asked the man, "What's your name?"

"Li Xian speaks"

The policeman said, "I asked your name."

"It is said that Li was the first to speak."

So the policeman asked the woman, "What's your name?"

"Wu Jiang"

"I told you."

"It is said that Wu spoke."

The policeman was very angry and asked, "What are you doing here? ! "

Both of them said: Li Benben!