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How worried is a young bald man?

In the winter when I was 25 years old, I came out from an Internet cafe playing games all night long. I was a little confused when I saw the aunt who passed me carrying breakfast with her nose wrinkled and her mouth curled in disgust. I snorted and smoothed my hair, but ended up picking out a lot of hair in my hand. This was the beginning of my miserable Mediterranean hairstyle!

Two years later, because of this miserable Mediterranean hairstyle, I missed the love of my life and a happy marriage that I would never have in this life!

Because I have had thick black hair since I was a child, I clearly remember that many of my classmates had gray hair: strands of gray hair appeared on the temples at a young age.

At that time, I relied on my thick black hair and always made fun of people with white heads.

I didn’t expect retribution to come so early: starting in the winter when I was 25, my scalp could no longer hold back the black hair on my head, and my hair began to fall out in large quantities.

I have used all the shampoo products on the market that claim to be able to fix hair and prevent hair loss, and I was even defrauded of thousands of dollars by some so-called anti-hair loss gurus, but I still couldn’t keep the girl who was determined to leave me. Go hair.

In just one year, the originally lush top of the head began to become sparse and translucent, and the delicate, white and tender scalp that was originally hidden under the thick hair also became smooth and solid.

As the hair on my head became less and less, in just 28 months, the child saw that my title changed from big brother to uncle, and finally after my scalp was exposed to the sun without restraint. , directly rose to become an uncle!

But what makes me most embarrassed is the way my peers call me: the handsome guy turned into an uncle.

What makes me even more heartbroken is: It turns out that every time I go to inspect the factory below, many young and beautiful factory girls give me warm and bold looks, but now I can no longer see them.

Colleagues can also deliberately tell me that factory girls prefer young engineers with high academic qualifications and potential, and are disgusted with bald old men.

I have endured all of this. In order to save my hairline that has degenerated to my ears, I don’t even dare to wear a hat in the cold winter, letting my bare scalp blend with the cold weather of the south. The cold wind confronted me so directly that I almost got a migraine.

What really makes me extremely sad is that on the day I just celebrated my 27th birthday, I was very surprised to receive a message from my crush in college: Due to work reasons, she will be transferred to my school in a while. Come to work in the city!

At that time, I had an intuition: There will definitely be drama between me and the girl in the future!

As expected, we had a very happy chat before the goddess came to her new job!

On the day when the goddess came to the city where I work, the weather was beautiful and the weather was cooling down. In order to maintain a good image, I specially brought a fashionable fisherman hat that can modify my face. To match this A hat, I even bought a pair of trendy brands and spent a long time carefully planning them.

As a result, the goddess saw my eyes with a hint of surprise: I haven’t seen you for so many years, and you have become so fashionable!

After successfully marrying the goddess, I thoughtfully took her to find an apartment that was close to her company and as close as possible to my residence. I also offered half the price to help her rent a car from a friend. I bought a complete sofa set from my furniture store.

As the goddess successfully started her new job, the relationship between us also became stable: we contacted each other almost every day, and we made appointments to go out to eat and watch movies together every week.

In order to understand the goddess more comprehensively and improve the success rate of confession: I also deepened my contact with her best friend. The other party told me that the goddess is also a beauty control, and her previous two boyfriends were both. He is very handsome, and he also said that girls hate fat and greasy men.

I touched my looming abdominal muscles, and then looked in the mirror at a height of 1.8 meters and a handsome face that has been praised by family and friends since I was a child. I was so confident. My heart is bursting.

Just when I was preparing to confess to the goddess, one time when I went to pick her up from the goddess’ company, I overheard her cursing her boss as a damn bald old man!

I felt nervous at that time, and for some reason I baldly said: Do you hate bald boys?

As a result, the girl responded fiercely to me and expressed her anger towards his bald boss, which was also full of malice towards bald men.

At that time, I was worried about getting cold. I reached out and touched the bare top of my head under my hat. Suddenly I was so nervous that I couldn’t breathe.

Later, at the instigation of a hairdresser, I gritted my teeth and spent thirty-eight thousand to make a handmade real-hair wig. After wearing it, I felt like the young me was alive again!

However, since it takes three months to make a wig, my original plan to confess my love had to be postponed.

Just half a month before the wig was about to be finished, the goddess began to take the initiative to invite me out for dinner. She said that her family had been urging her to get married, and there were several suitors in the company that annoyed her. .

At that time, I was thinking about quickly getting out the wig, building two more abs, and then looking handsome and proposing to the goddess. Although I felt a little nervous and dangerous about her suggestion, I was still laughing and joking. got mixed up.

In fact, besides wanting to wait until the wig arrived and propose to the goddess in the best possible image, another very important point is that in order to make this 38,000 wig, I had to spend the down payment that I originally planned to make. Part of the money was misappropriated, and as a result, the house price suddenly rose. I planned to wait until the bonus was paid next month to buy the house that the goddess had praised before, and then confess my love.

But what is unexpected is that house prices are rising at a rocket speed, and my bonus is 30% less than expected due to the change of leadership. I have no choice but to Wait until you get your year-end bonus at the end of the year before talking about the house.

So, three days before I got the wig, I was shopping with my goddess, and she suddenly asked me if I planned to buy a house. I casually said: I have no plans recently.

Because at that time, I was only thinking about taking off the annoying hat when the wig arrived, and I didn’t think too much about it.

As a result, after the wig was put on, I happily took her to express my love to the goddess, but I found her getting into the car of the local male colleague with long black hair!

At that time, it was like a basin of ice water was poured into my boiling heart, and my whole body felt like I had fallen into an ice cave!

At that time, I came to the pedestrian street where I often masturbated with my goddess. Looking at the lively crowds on the street, I felt an unprecedented loneliness and sadness.

At this time, the wind started blowing on the street, and I just faced the wind and kept wandering aimlessly on the street.

Suddenly, I saw a goddess wearing a milky white trench coat greeting me in the wind on the street. I subconsciously wanted to greet me, but when I thought about her getting into the car of the local male colleague, I felt confused. It was particularly awkward and painful, so I turned my head and walked away into the wind.

The goddess called me from behind and chased me this way, while I walked sadly against the wind.

Just when the goddess was about to catch up with me, the wind was so strong that it blew the wig off my head and hit the goddess’ face!

At this moment, a motorcycle roared past, and the goddess, whose face was covered by a wig, turned in the wrong direction and was knocked to the ground!

When I saw the goddess wailing and falling down, her light-colored trench coat stained red with blood, I was so scared that I froze!

By the time I responded, the goddess had already been carried into the car by the swarthy male colleague who had driven her out. I had already got into the car with one leg, but when I saw it, my top was stained with blood. The wig worth 38,000 was still on the ground, so I went down to pick up the wig again.

When I picked up the wig, there was only a sickening smell of car exhaust on the street!

By the time I took a taxi to the hospital with my blood-stained wig on and my bare head facing the cold wind, the goddess who had been hit and fractured had already entered the operating room.

I had no choice but to go back first because I had to find a way to clean the wig.

The next day, when I went to the hospital to visit the goddess with a specially maintained wig and fruit, she looked at me with despair: The doctor told me that my left arm would be damaged in the future. There was nothing I could do. Last time, the most important project I was responsible for was also assigned to my competitor.

When she said this, she suddenly raised her right hand that was being infused and attacked me fiercely!

As a sharp pulling pain hit me, the goddess took off the wig from my head and roared with red eyes: Just because of this damn thing, you almost killed me. I lost an arm, so be it, never come to see me again!

Later, I learned that the goddess was also interested in me at that time and had been waiting for me to express my love.

The reason why she originally tried to be transferred to my city was because she also had a crush on me when she was in college. Her boyfriend also broke up, and she happened to know that I had broken up with my ex-girlfriend for a long time.

Before coming to this city, I quietly learned about all aspects of me. Naturally, I also knew about my bald head, but I never mentioned it out of consideration for my face.

After the accident, the goddess felt that I cared too much about being bald and that the wig was more important than her, so we missed it.

These are what her best friend told me later.

Nowadays, the goddess is married to the local tycoon who chases her in the company, has two children, and lives a very comfortable life. After all, the fate of a beautiful and smart woman will not be too bad.

And I, who was ruined by baldness, later went around and married the goddess’s best friend who was extremely ordinary in every aspect. How many times in the middle of the night did I dream back and look at the looks and figures around me, all of whom were ordinary. The extreme woman is somewhat unwilling to give up, but what can she do?

However, my marriage to my wife is also sweet. She is very generous, tolerant, and very hard-working. She has never let me get involved in housework since we got married. The twin children have also been well-raised by their mother-in-law. cute.

More importantly, when my bonus and salary could not keep up with the house price, she was willing to bring her own wedding room to marry me, so that my future career would not be hijacked by the mortgage loan, and my life would count. Have a relaxing and worry-free life.

@ round-faced swallow This is how a client came to visit the company some time ago and talked about marriage when they went out to eat together.

In my opinion, although his baldness meant that he missed an unforgettable woman in his life, it also made him a happy and suitable marriage.

In fact, the client still loves his wife very much and is very satisfied with the current family life, but at the same time, he also has insurmountable regrets about losing the chance to start a family with his goddess.

Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory.

Sometimes fate is so wonderful, and accidents are always around the corner, but sometimes such accidents are not necessarily the best solution in life.

Even if a goddess with a tall figure, beautiful appearance and outstanding temperament marries her favorite client with good looks and average financial strength, the two may not be able to live happily after marriage.

Because the goddess is bound to not be as virtuous as the client's current wife, nor may she be able to devote herself to maintaining the warmth and happiness of the family.

So it is a blessing in disguise?