A copy of a slip of the tongue in a circle of friends

1. The math teacher built a coordinate system and asked us: Do you know why I am so cheap?

2. The headmaster, a southerner, criticized his classmates for saying "I'm mentally ill" but said "I'm sick" because of his accent.

3. Women chasing men's interlayer yarn, men chasing women's interlayer mom, maybe there is a car opposite the suite.

The tire pressure was not enough the other day. Go to the 4S store and inflate it. The result: help me have an abortion.

Only young people are still crying for love, while we adults are just crying for poverty.

6. In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I only loved one person in my life; Now the internet is very fast, and there are many husbands. Anyway, there is no boyfriend.

7. When I went to buy steamed buns, I opened my mouth and said, "Boss, give me a bag of cages. . . "The boss paused and asked me," What's the stuffing for the cage ... "

8. Play with classmates, ravage each other, scratch each other's hair, and laugh when you stop. "Look at your hair, it looks like a dog's plane."

I was copying my homework on the blackboard when someone stopped me. I shouted, don't stop me from watching TV.

10. After dinner, I went downstairs for a walk and saw an aunt walking the dog, so I blurted out, "Big dog, where's mom!" ..... has passed away.

1 1. The prince chased out of the palace, picked up the 43-yard glass shoes on the ground, and lost in thought.

12. At the annual meeting of the company, someone played the violin on the stage, and everyone was bored, so they stopped eating. I told my colleagues that he pulled on it and we ate below ... I can't forget the way my colleagues looked at me.

13. It's time to announce the cancellation today, because winter has come and summer clothes are gone.

There are two kinds of people in the world.