Simple and healthy jokes! Thank you very much

B: Hu Hu (homophonic: who)

You ~ you

B: Hu ~ Hu

A: Who? Who is it?

Yes, I am ~ Yes, I am.

I want to know your name. I just want to know your name.

B: Whoo-hoo.

A: You! You!

Yes, my name. Yes, my name.

Then tell me about it and tell me.

B: Hu! Hu!

A: You! What is your name! ? You! What's your name? !

Hu is my name! My name is Hu.

A: Oh ~ Oh

((new humble room inscription))

Xue xueming

If the score is not high, it is good to pass. Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual. I am a classroom, but I am very leisurely. Novels spread quickly and magazines are turned frequently. Think about going to the movies. You can write love letters and think about women. There is no noise of books and no homework to review. It's not a dance floor, but it's comparable to an amusement hall. Xin Yun: Mix a diploma.

Bai xianming

If the heart is not learning, envy will win; If you don't get what you want, you will get what you want. It was a shortcut, but I won. As an embroidered pillow, it is a thorn in the side. Talking and laughing, blowing evil wind, digging traps. You can step on others' backs and win their trust. No effort to write, no work to create. Like Li Linpu. Looks like Yang. Righteousness: the poisonous insect in the world.

Feng Mimi

Virtue is not high, and it can be crooked; Not much, just shoot it. I am a fart, but I am the wind. Give sweet words to the top, bow down and show your charm. Laughing and scratching, loyal to each other. You can be a rocket with a long head. You don't work hard, you don't work hard. Virtue is cheap and profit is heavy, and hands are often light. Wisdom: live up to our ancestors.

Inscription on bribery

If you are not afraid of heights, you will climb in the storm; Nothing is difficult to a willing mind. Strategy is tactics, but I am good at it. Gifts are fighting and money is the vanguard. Laugh and laugh with the strong and become a soldier. You can listen to instructions and use them for me. No one else can witness it and there is no evidence to prove it. Wusha pays the price, and the desire for power is inhuman. Lian Zheyue: Social Cancer.

Inscription on bribery

The temple is not big, and the incense is flourishing; God is not holy, incense is spiritual. He is a corrupt official and materialist. When you ask for money, money is like a cupboard. Talking and laughing are not public and kept in the dark. You can explode first and then become rich. No worries of businessmen, no jobs. This is a people's pit, all by playing with authority. Wan Zhong said: I can't do it without it.

Whole person inscription

If you are not afraid of low, your heart will be high; Officials are not afraid to fight, and hot hands will win. Si was a trick, but I succeeded. Strong will destroy Taiwan Province, weak will be bullied. My relatives make it prosperous and I spread adversity. You can disagree, shovel talent. No butcher's knife, no crime of failure. Zhao Gaoshu in Qin Dynasty and Qin Gui Classics in Song Dynasty. The gentleman said, "Evil is full of benefits!"

Nongquanming

The fox is not afraid of stink, and the Tao is also fine; Fame is not afraid of bad, rape is glorious. I am playing politics, but I am the best. Concealment is clever, bullying is good at being cheated. There are thousands of ghosts in it, all dressed up. Being able to go up, I cheated people. Work hard for the people, even if you are unpatriotic. Black and white are turbid, and shemale can't be distinguished. The masses said: "Corruption is extremely bad!"

Shuaiming

Not high, just 1.8. Not rich is wise, handsome is wise. Alice is a handsome boy, but she is indifferent to him. Roses harvest a lot, but GF changes frequently. Talking and laughing, someone is watching, someone is staring. You can play with women and gain magical power. There is no lonely moment, no leisure environment. Jia Baoyu in the Red Chamber and Ximen Qing in the Water Margin. I said to myself, "I am very lucky."