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First, let me introduce myself. My name is Bird (the name is fake, of course), and I am the trumpet manager. The first time I boasted about my ideals with my college classmates, they asked me. I wanted to say that I was a world-famous poet, but I was afraid of being laughed at by them, so I casually said one: entrepreneur, and later they called me "Dai Zong".
I am 2 1 year-old, from Ziyang, Sichuan, and now I am a student of grade 05 in a university (college) in Chengdu. My height is 1 m 8 1 (in fact, I may be shorter, because most people think that boys over 1 m 80 are more handsome).
Weighing 64 kilograms, I come from the countryside, with long hair, and I feel very pure (because I am conservative) because I have never dyed or tied it.
Bright eyes, often wear a pair of brown gum glasses, because then I will feel very tasteful.
I like playing basketball and table tennis, reading books, writing poems and listening to music. )。
/kloc-before the age of 0/9, I was a little introverted, didn't like to talk much, had simple thoughts, and had many beautiful but slim fantasies. I didn't have much confidence in myself when I first went to college, so I never played with my girlfriend in my freshman and sophomore years. First of all, I don't like girls very much ...
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