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Seek good poems, good words, good fu and good couplets in the TV series "Ji Xiaolan with Copper Teeth in iron ruler"

1. Nanlv scolds Yulang for her love of picking tea songs

Only Lang Yuan sent her to the autumn river bank, poured farewell wine and sang Yangguan, sighing in silence, the wine was over, the song was not broken, and people left at first. The moon is short of flowers, the pillow is cold, the face is fragrant, the eyebrows are frowning, and the bun is loose. After a long heart, I don't believe in peace. Break up husband and wife, divide warblers and geese, and fish and geese. For the remote mountain, I leaned on it. At that time, I didn't have a plan to lock the saddle. When I went, I thought it was too late to regret it. It was easier to see when it was difficult.

2. Part I: Thousands of talented people in Qian Shan, south of the Yangtze River

Part II: A Sage in Saibei every day

From the TV "Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth"

Part I was made to compliment the princes, and part II was made to make the princes grateful to the sages. It reflects the prosperous scene of the Jun Chen family.

3. Once, an official's mother had a big birthday, and the parties asked Ji Xiaolan, who came to congratulate, to write a congratulatory poem. Ji Xiaolan opened his mouth and intoned, "This woman is not a human being", and all the people present were very frightened. Ji Xiaolan's face did not change color and read, "Goddess of Nine Days descended to earth". As soon as this language came out, everyone not only put down their hanging hearts, but also laughed happily. Unexpectedly, Ji Xiaolan chanted, "Give birth to a son to be a thief". All of a sudden, the hearts that everyone just put down hung up again, but Ji Xiaolan calmly sang the last sentence, "I stole the flat peach to serve my mother."

A scholar who is half full every day:

Purple smoke rises from the sunshine oven, and chicken, duck, fish and everything is complete.

My mouth watered down three times, but I felt my pocket and there was no money.

Jianghu scholar and:

Brother has no money in his pocket, and I have no time when I have money.

we are both unhappy -- to the sky's end, when do you eat everything?

Someone follows:

You don't like everything. I just had a round belly.

People have been eating and drinking since ancient times. The above two are really poor.

Part I

1. The first part of Ganlong's cigarette lock willow pond

A woman made the second part of zhenhai tower's artillery pile

The second part of Ji Xiaolan's artillery tower

2. When Ganlong went to the prison to see two ministers, he had a long drought and met an old friend in another country. (Not to mention He Shen's < P >) Ji Yun meets a drop of dew after a long drought, and meets an old friend in another country-a creditor.

3. In the exam, a student shouted "I won the top prize!" Ji Yun said, "Crazy, Fan Jin won the top prize in the exam. < P > That's good. If he didn't pass the exam, he would be crazy." In fact, that student was the later Liu Quan.

4. When Ji Yun named the emperor, it was a golden day! He Shen said it was tomorrow.

5. The names of the three dishes-understand when you eat them, understand when you look confused

6. Say it angrily! It turns out that the true nature of a scholar is color!

1. The second part is much more

1. Life is just an earthen steamed bread, and being with adults is the stuffing of steamed bread.

2. Four-square platform, four-square platform, four-square emperor

Long live grandpa, long live grandpa, long live grandpa, long live He Shen

Flattery and (he) and (he) Flattery, big flattery, Ji Yun

3. Is Qinghe deep or Shahe deep?

Kill He Shen

4. I have two unique skills here, do you know?

He and Er know, the son will die, and the grandson will die

5. Killer: Which faction?

abortion: I didn't send

killer: Emei pie? Which door?

abortion: Xuanwu gate

killer: which hall?

Xiaoyue: Yuewei Caotang!

6. I'm a yellow-haired girl who has been with you for so many years.

Ouch. . . If you don't marry, if you don't marry, if you don't marry, if you don't have a master, if you don't have a servant,

it's like a dog taking eight bubbles of shit.

Why don't you marry me?

Are you afraid of people gossiping? Old cows eat young grass. At that age, it's not appropriate to marry a little girl.

Get married, and he can't bear to part with it.

Ouch. . . So no marriage, no marriage, no master, no servant

ouch. . . What's the matter with this waste?

7. When Ji Yun was secretly smoking, the emperor sent a letter. If you want to win the trust of others, you should keep your word.

Ji Yun is very hot. Yes, smoking is a fire. Because ordinary smoking often catches fire, you should borrow cigarettes from fire.

8. Remember the 17 orders of Ma Yili and Ji Yun?

fragrance makes people quiet, wine makes people far away,

stone makes people quiet, piano makes people quiet,

tea makes people cool, bamboo makes people cold,

the moon makes people lonely, chess makes people idle,

the staff makes people light, the water makes people empty,

the snow makes people sad, and

the futon makes people dry, the beauty makes people pity.

9. The Eight Kings of the Qin, the Qin, the Seraphone and the Pipa are all heads and horns

The four devils are all kinds of hearts

1. Zuo Qiuming is blind, and Zhao Zilong is courageous!

11. In winter, He Shen and the Emperor's Facts The Emperor of the Old Age said that it was difficult to read Confucius' book when his eyelids fell to the ground

Ji Yun woke up and yawned, and he wanted to dream of the Duke of Zhou

12. He got lotus roots and apricots because of the lotus, but he didn't need plums

13. Tai Chi, two instruments and four elephants are worth a thousand dollars for a spring night

14. Thousands of talented people in Qian Shan, south of the Yangtze River are in the north, and a saint is in the north every day

15 Like the sea, the emperor's loyalty to his ministers is as heavy as a mountain

Ji Yun's words are as deep as the sea's kindness to you. Xi asked He Shen that his loyalty is as heavy as a mountain.

16. The emperor could not bear to part with Ji Yun and said that I think Ji Xiaolan is between crazy and not crazy, so dismissing him from office is also between "strike" and "no". I'm leaving. Are you reading the three-character sutra here?

17. He Shen said badly, hehe, this time Dr. Hong has become Hong Erniu, hehe, hehe, hehe

18. He Shen: I am Hehe!

Ji Xiaolan: Oh! And two! Still killing pigs?

He Shen: What's killing pigs? Me and Er, and nave!

Ji Xiaolan: pig intestines? I don't want pig intestines, but I have pig's trotters. Please send some to our shop.

19. Fire broke out in the Ministry of Water, and Jin Shangshu built a great project.

What is the portrait of the northerners in the south and nave?

Part III

1. He Shen sang, Come on, come on, look inside! What do you mean by a knife on the color prefix? You can understand it at a glance. What

is immoral? It's all in it! Who wants to see it? Line up! Then a bunch of men began to line up.

2. He Shen said that Ji Yun's naked ass was a disgrace. That's hate and fat! Anger! ! ! !

3. He Shen: Is it enough for me to give you 52, yuan?

Ji Xiaolan: (His eyes are green) That's enough, but. . . .

He Shen: But what

Ji Xiaolan: But I gave my brother 52, yuan. What about my sister?

He Shen: You still have a sister? ! Ok, I'll give you another 5 thousand

Ji Xiaolan: I have eight sisters. . . . . . .

4. accompany? I'll squat down in the toilet with you. I'll accompany you. Five hundred and twenty, right? Give you another 52! I'll give you another five

hundred taels! Punishments! If you figure out how much life is worth, I'll accompany you with this 152! I've recognized

this account for a long time! Xing bu! You just can't!

5. He Er said with a sad face, "Lao Ji, you and I have been working together for many years, and you didn't stop me when you were watching me take rat poison. Why is your heart vicious? Why is it vicious?"

Lao Ji: "Ah, people's disappointment makes you more bored with the world. Let's call it a day!"

and two: "No, when I found out that your villain's heart is so vicious, it even stimulated my fighting spirit. I can't be succeeded by your plot. If you want me to take rat poison, forget it!"

6. The third part has the pair in the second part, which is a part of it. It's a pair for Dexiang.

Your kindness is as deep as the sea, and my festival is as heavy as a mountain.

7. Ji Xiaolan, you are a rogue, and you are a rogue scholar through and through! Hehe, that's a good sentence.

8. When Ji Xiaolan said that he would wait for him, Lord Gu came. Miss Lu said-rabbit!

9. He Shen wrote couplets for Wenxianglou, got off the horse and went to bed in the dark.

Part IV

1. As mentioned above, there are classics. That sentence and two said. Why do I always get hurt?

I was struck by lightning for the first time. I don't think this sentence is appropriate in Ji Xiaolan. . . .

2. Ji Xiaolan, you are a scoundrel. You are a super scoundrel!

I had it at the beginning of the first episode, but I was deeply shocked when I first listened to it. It doesn't seem to match. . .

3. Ji Yun hurriedly told the emperor that her surname was Mei and she was gone.

4. Huang San Ye wrote poems with snow, and the world was vague, with black holes in the well. The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

5. Two Bai Ding asked and two went out for one, two, three, four, five

and two pairs of green tea were boiled in water

Another Bai Ding's bad stoop was shrimp (servant)

and two pairs of Bai Ding were sweet potatoes

and two "I'm so talented."

6. A beautiful woman came, three silly people looked at her, and the second one spilled tea.

Huang: Do you see it?

and two: yes. . . .

Huang: Like what?

and two: peerless beauties. . .

Huang: Dreams are just like dreams. Do you know what I want you two to do now?

and two: master, I understand. Find out what her real name is, what her pen name is, where she lives, and what her background is

Huang: Clever

and II: I'll do it right now. I'll go to the imperial censor of patrolling the city now, and I'll also get Yin Quan from Nashun Tianfu. Check her out

. .

Ji: all right! Is that the way you wanted a fugitive trafficker?

7. Buck your teeth and say, Night Palace Moon Rabbit, you are my bunny. Abortion said I was going to throw up. . .

8. Ji Xiaolan and Buck Tooth pair

Lao Ji shows a full moon in the sky and a half moon in the ground. The full moon meets the half moon

Buck Tooth pairs the end of this year, the end of next year and the end of each year

9. Lao Ji goes out to eat watermelon skins facing south and flings them to the east

Buck Tooth thinks about the past and then reads the left page and turns right

. This TV play changed it.

1. This time, he bucked his teeth and pawned things in the east and pawned things in the west.

Lao Ji studied in the spring and autumn, studied in the spring and autumn, and studied in the spring and autumn.

Historically, this was originally done by the emperor, and Ji Yun was right. The TV series changed it again. But it was quite a coincidence.

11. Lao Ji took the bait for the old, took the bait for the old, took the test for the young, and got the old

Buck teeth are big for one person, two people are big for the day

One person is big for the day, and it is human kindness

12. Pig food and vegetables in the garden were beaten out with a stick, running water

13. Buck teeth lost and said that I would die.

Dried fruit buyer, I hate you!

Ji Yun said that he had heard of double suicide, but he had never heard of double suicide.

14. it's hard to say, it's not good to say, and it's not good to say.

there are many more, that's all. I hope you are satisfied with O(∩_∩)O~