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"Zhangwei" brand poisoned chicken soup, please enjoy.

Speaking of Zhang Wei, I think everyone is familiar with it. 15 years old, formed his own band, and was also named "Six Wise Boys" (it is said that the other five are Fuwa).

Although the great teacher is not so smooth in creation, his level in paragraph creation is perfect, and he can be called the "originator" of poisoned chicken soup.

Then let's interpret the golden sentences of the world's top quality teachers.

1.No matter how beautiful 50 yuan is, it is not as attractive as 100 yuan.

(Looking good is sometimes not necessarily a trick to "kill". Presumably hard power is still useful. )

2. Finally, there will be a way. If there is a road, it needs to be paved at ordinary times.

It is very important to work hard at ordinary times. Don't always think about cramming for the Buddha's feet. What if the Buddha has beriberi? )

3. Women are poor to please themselves, while men are poor to please themselves.

This sentence is very penetrating. I'm going to Shuang Dan soon, and I'm going to give my girlfriend lipstick again. Please give me some rewards. )

The mountain is not high, but there should be scenery. The water is not deep, so it should have quality.

(Same as 1, hard power is important)

5. The house leaks when it rains all night, which greatly increases the appetite of children in famine years.

This is the worst situation in life.

6. Success depends on yourself.

(A rare teacher's positive energy sentence, try again)

7. It must be dangerous to be shameless.

(this game is simply the first meaning of mixing rivers and lakes. Is there wood? )

8. Smart is the bane of cancer.

(Less scheming, more happiness)

9. Who took a step on the long road of life?

It is human nature to make mistakes. Admitting a mistake is half corrected. )

10. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

(this. . . . . . )

1 1. Jianghu is dangerous. If you can't do it, leave.

(Thirty-six plans, walking is the best policy)

12. If everyone understands you, what's so ordinary about you?

(Alas, handsome guys are always lonely)

13. People are not frivolous and waste teenagers, but lie frivolous for half a year.

Cherish life, think twice before you act. )

14. If you don't work hard, how can you know what despair is?

Try hard, and despair tastes good. )

15. Those who have knocked me down, thank you, it's really comfortable to lie down.

Excuse me, do you need a mattress? )

16. No one can make you give up your dream. Just try it yourself and give up.

There are still dreams. What if it comes true? )

Do you know any other golden sentences of the great teacher? Why not say it in the comments?